Anyone From Costa Rica? Info Please
 

Okay, I'm considering going to San Jose for a week of sin and sun in January. Here's what I want, in this order:

Whores
Weed

Here's what I do NOT want:

To get jacked for being a white guy in a bad neighborhood
Diseases
Questionable food

Any recommendations on those hotels where they also have bars with hundreds of whores and you can bring them back to your room? Prices?

This is all for research purposes, of course. Thanks!

Most every pretty girl in Costa Rica is a prostitute. It's a great place for a vacation.
I mostly stayed on the coast because I was there for The Costa Rica Bash a few years ago. But we also stayed in San Jose a couple of days.

Drugs are cheap and good there. And the girls are pretty and can be had for decent money ($50 and up)

I was over on the coast during the bash and a group of us went to The Beatle Bar there. I didn't know what the score was in town...but I went to the restroom and as I walked through the club I had every good looking woman in the place touching my chest and telling me how good I looked.

I was thinking: "Yeah! I still go it!" Then I got back to my table and AK and Quinn informed me that every girl in the bar is a hooker. :1orglaugh

Anyway, you'll have a great time in Costa Rica.

If your in San Jose your best bet is the Del Rey Casino. You wont be dissapointed as long as you double bag it.

Thanks Robbie, I think so. I was going to go to South Beach for a week but will do that in February. Mister P needs to re-charge his batteries. I LOVE the sex workers in Europe but it's too cold and far away for that now. Maybe in the Spring....

Thanks for the info. I'll just pretend it's me and not my yankee dollars they want. LOL


THAT'S the name of the famous hotel with the casino and bar full of whores!! Thanks man - but that's also what I'm worried about, having to "double bag it". LOL

Are there any clean whores in Costa Rica? I thought I read somewhere the "legit" ones (those who register as a sex worker) have to be regularly tested, like in Europe (another reason I love them there).

Try the suburbs outside of San Jose, Local Ticas are just as easy to $core, just hit any night club. Try Santa Ana.

Ok so Robbie has been there once :1orglaugh This is not true, in fact the hottest chicks are definitely NOT putas.

I will contact you Peabody :thumbsup

Me and Claudia Marie actually got thrown out of the Del Rio because the girls complained to the managers about all the guys gathering around her. I couldn't believe I got thrown out of a Costa Rican whorehouse. lol

I had about a half bottle of Jagermeister in me and those hookers at The Beatle Bar were looking pretty good to me. lol

Okay Robbie you win: the "I got thrown out of a Costa Rican whorehouse cause my wife was taking all the attention away from the whores" story beats any of MY adventures. :D

I was freaked out. They sent bouncers over and then the manager came over and ordered us off the property!

He told me that they didn't want her in there trying to steal business...I told him she wasn't there hooking, but that we were with a group in the porn industry. I guess there were a couple of dozen of us there.

And I was loaded with cash and wanting to gamble and drink and party there all night. But they told me that the only way we could stay would be if Claudia Marie put on a big sweatshirt so nobody could see her cleavage! lol

So we all left and took our money with us. I was kinda shocked. But I still had a blast in Costa Rica, and The Del Rio was fun for the 20 minutes or so we were able to be there before getting booted.

Haha! Yeah but that's awesome man, what a story. And this is coming from a guy who lives in Las Vegas, right? Wild.

Flight and hotel looks cheap enough, and now I know the whores are plentiful....shit, beats Miami prices. :D

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Been 3 times. Hookers at the del Rey are some of the finest. One from every country. $100 for a lay is standard. Columbian chicks will rock your cock.

Went to jaco and tamarind, kind of nice n beachy. If u find a cool girl, takenher therevand fuck her there for a few days.

Wasn't into weed so others opinions will guide you there.

Never been there...

yes, 90% or more of them are putas, but they are friendly whores. most of the "ticas" are dominican girls that come there to work and make a little more money than where i am. they cant get 100 bucks a lay in the DR from most people, so they go to CR to work. i am uncertain how filming there would go down as i've never tried to film in CR. but youre welcome to kick it in DR with me man, email me if u need

Staying at home masturbating in your closet is the answer.

btw http://sanjosewhoredom.cr/affiliates/ref=gfysid70

Kind Costa Rica

Dude Tica means Costa Rican female, not hooker :1orglaugh

Robbie, I think the Beatle Bar has better hookers than San Jose, especially if fishing season is going strong.

Thanks for the info - yeah, the Del Ray place is now on my radar. LOL

Thanks man, may take you up on that! I live in Washington Heights, which is mostly Dominican, so I know "the look". Up here they're squat and fat and two burritos away from gigantic. LOL Maybe diff in the DR? Shit man, you probably know half the ho's in my 'hood anyway. LOL :)

american DR chicks are ugh... just like getting the watered down north american version of a BMW, no comparison to the original. once on that 1st world diet they go sideways

Rectories

no diseases in Central America :1orglaugh