Fuck You Jimmy Stewart!
 

"It's a Wonderful Life"? Yeah, Bah Humbug you Banker fuck Jimmy Stewart. Eat my jingle bell Christmas balls.

What is that movie really about? Awww, poor Jimmy: He wants to travel the world and seek adventure! Date pretty girls and do amazing things! But he gets stuck in shitty little Nowheresville the rest of his life, and....

Marries a hot babe
Has four cute-as-a-button kids (ZouZou's petals! Aww Zouzou....)
Has a hot "friend" he may or may not be boinking but helps out financially (wink)
His brother is a fucking war hero
He lives in a great, old house that's worth, what, a mil+ in today's economy?
Everyone loves him and owes him their homes, because....
He owns a fucking BANK.

So he gets wrapped up in a nasty little accounting "scandal" that could easily be cleared up with some lawyering and/or some fines paid. But oh no! It's a fucking catastrophe and poor old Jimmy has to try and kill himself. Give me a fucking break.

Fuck you Jimmy Stewart. You should've been happy with all I listed above BEFORE any problems with the bank, which you OWN motherfucker, and shouldn't need the help of some fucked-up low-level angel wannabe to save your sorry ass, literally. So before this whole angel/suicide thing you were what....a clueless asshole?

Fuck you Jimmy Stewart.

Not to mention a filthy draft dodger. Boohoo my poor ear. Whatta coward.

He flew combat missions in WWII. Retired a Brigadier General. How is that draft dodging?

Jokes, you just don't get them. How sad.

He also went on a mission over Vietnam...and was actually a retired Major General...2 stars.

It's comments like these which are the cause of much of my online bad attitude anxiety disorder days. Sigh.

His character in that other one was even more useless. Old west flick with the loud mouthed blowhard who picks on poor lil wimpy J-J-Jimmy S-S-Stewart. Fucker didn't even shoot Liberty Valance, John Wayne did, but he took all the credit.

Why I outta drive down to Glendale and bitchslap his headstone.

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I would seriously fuck his wife in that flic, tho. No wonder they had four kids.