What happened to the Paul Markham "This is what is wrong with Christmas" thread?
 

Surely there must have been one?

He's too busy writing posts as long as books on the Santa forum trying to tell Santa he's killing Christmas for retail stores by delivering free presents to kids.

LOL :1orglaugh

I think Santa started all this.

What is the difference between an in-store santa giving away a little gift to all the children in the hope that the parents will buy something and giving away free porn hoping somebody will buy a subscription?

Forget the tubes......Santa is clearly the bad guy here.

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Sorry if my posts are too long for children to read.

Maybe I should stick to the short posts that so many love to make. But they often have nothing to say, so even a short post is far too much.

I started the last one to show up all the anti SOPA guys for the bullshit they spin. If they truly believed what they said, they would be making plans for their futures, outside online porn because according to them it's the thing that will kill off online porn. Damian thinks it will crash the Internet.

So what are their plans according to the poll? They're doing sweet fanny Adams, which proves one point. They're bullshitting us.

Like so many of the scares they have tried to hit us with over the years. 2257 was going to be a huge blow and proved to be nothing. Acacia was going to be another huge blow, thanks to a few who had balls to stand up to Acacia it proved to be nothing. The 1% CB limit, .xxx and now SOPA.

I worked in porn, in the UK. At a time when porn wasn't so widely accepted as it is today. I had the police come into my home and drag me out of bed then to the studio, with search warrants and went through everything, putting it into bags. Not once, twice or thrice. More times than I can remember. Was even once dragged off into a police cell and arrested. False charge and it's all known.

Had two policemen from the homicide squad come to interview me, had a pedophile send me pictures of an underage girl asking if I would like to shoot her, so phoned the police for help.

Even had to stand up in court and was found guilty of distributing un-certificated videos, which is still against the law in the UK. That was the biggest charge they could ever get on me as that was all I was doing illegal.

You need balls to operate in an environment like that and to keep going. So when I see some of the pussies here telling us this is going to be the end or that is going to finish us all off. I smile and think. You guys need to grow a pair of balls.

Stop being a bunch of;

http://www.funportion.com/wp-content...-1-500x374.jpg

And grow a pair of these.

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...nro/rocky_.jpg

Did you like the long post?

When Paul Markham posts I don't see words any more, all I see is .....

"blah blah blah blah blah blah gasp blah blah blah blah bah blah"

Seriously Paul, get a hobby, I'd bet just about nobody listens to your drivel.

Yup...i really wonder if there are people actually reading all that bs.

He's busy gift wrapping empty boxes. Then he will come here bragging about how so many people enjoyed his gifts.


Magic Present Links. Amirite guyz?

7 posts and 74 views. What would be your guess?

I wonder if people read your BS?

You never seem to write much of any consequence and without the excuse of a signature, not even one which promotes another persons site with your link in would be an excuse. So why do you bother?

Is it you like to read your own posts? Well you might but I wonder why, as they're very short and as I said of little consequence.

Maybe it's because you think your post are clever and witty. Which is in itself very sad. A sad reflection on you and an even sadder reflection on how little intelligence is needed to scrape a meager living as an affiliate. I assume you are one of the many 1,000s of little people pushing traffic around the Internet, kidding yourself this is marketing or even selling.

It's got about as much to do with marketing or selling as a man standing by the road with one of those big signs pointing out a sale. you might be the online version of one of these.

http://www.urban75.org/london/images...lboards-02.jpg

Except these guys don't give away the product they're trying to sell. Or use the product they think they're trying to sell as a tool to sell something else.

Still I'm sure that in your mind you're doing a great job and the future is rosy.

Or maybe it annoys you that I keep popping in to burst your little fantasy bubble that everything in online porn is great, sales are booming revenue is increasing and your future is assured. When in fact, it's the opposite and the chances of you having a 3 and half decade career in porn is about as likely as me waking up tomorrow and being 21 again. :1orglaugh

Yes I think that's what must really piss you guys off the most.

You know what happened to us in June 2008 and then me in February 2009 and how that made me decide to retire. Yes over 3 years later our sites are still open, still taking money and all of this is on top of my insurances, pensions and State Benefits. Yes I think that's what it is. So many of you know that if you didn't work hard every day your income would dry up very fast and someone who you think is an idiot, still seems to make money without doing much work at all.

And worse still, refuses to fade away and whose mere presence annoys you.

Yes I know it's all BS. But what's not BS is the fact that I'm still hare, still making money and still annoying you trolls.

Hope you vote for me next year. :thumbsup

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I can't afford boxes, wrapping paper is free. We get all that free mail advertising shops, so the wrapping paper is good.

http://www.ikea.com/cz/cs/images/pro...E169190_S4.jpg

Maybe I can afford one of these.

have to run, I'm cooking. Just came back to process another order. :(

I cant afford A box... :(

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Just make a box out of poo :upsidedow

Hehehehehe. Post of the year.

While I really appreciate your support, considering all my actual XMAS GIFTS are already made of POO.. Making the box from the same stuff, may just 'Smell' of 'Cheap'...

Thanks though...

Paul Markham according to Infocom:

VERBOSE
This command gives you the wordiest level of description. It gives a complete description of each location, and the objects in it, every time you enter a location, even if you've been there before.

people don't have him on ignore still?