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CurrentlySober

12-23-2011 09:57 PM

Its nearly 5am and I cant sleep...

Too excited about Xmas I think...

Cant wait to look out for santa soon... Wonder what he will bring me?

CurrentlySober

12-23-2011 10:00 PM

Could someone read me a story?

CurrentlySober

12-23-2011 10:04 PM

Thanks, Uncle Sammy...

CurrentlySober

12-23-2011 10:14 PM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz............ .......

19teenporn

12-23-2011 10:17 PM

Try going to the bathroom and poo

brassmonkey

12-23-2011 10:38 PM

try this works every time :jerkoff find that girls of gfy thread and wack away

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1045287

Spunky

12-23-2011 10:41 PM

You get a lump of coal or dried dog shit

raymor

12-23-2011 10:51 PM

Jeff Dunham is on Comedy Central. :)

CurrentlySober

12-23-2011 11:25 PM

Just woke up again... FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

HardlinkSells

12-23-2011 11:35 PM

Buddy, I need advice. I have the stomach flu and I have terrible diaherra. Please help

barcodes

12-23-2011 11:39 PM

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/03f/9af...1306352729.jpg

CurrentlySober

12-23-2011 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HardlinkSells (Post 18650439)

Buddy, I need advice. I have the stomach flu and I have terrible diaherra. Please help

wanna sit on my face?

$10 ? You pay me?

HardlinkSells

12-23-2011 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18650443)

wanna sit on my face?

$10 ? You pay me?

Ill give you 20 if you lick and gargle.

CurrentlySober

12-23-2011 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HardlinkSells (Post 18650446)

Ill give you 20 if you lick and gargle.

You drive a hard bargain... FINAL OFFER - ALL OF THE ABOVE FOR $15, and I ALSO give you a reach around?

barcodes

12-23-2011 11:52 PM

Here is something relaxing for you. Now go the fuck to sleep. Your poos will be very unpredictable if you don't get some rest.

JFK	12-23-2011 11:59 PM

are you just overly excited, thinking about all the shit Santa's gonna bring you ? :Graucho

HardlinkSells

12-24-2011 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18650448)

You drive a hard bargain... FINAL OFFER - ALL OF THE ABOVE FOR $15, and I ALSO give you a reach around?

No! I am not happy at all. For 50, I want to take a poo bath with you. I also want us to cuddle in bed with poo bottles.

Chosen

12-24-2011 02:52 AM

:helpme:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

Eyeball

12-24-2011 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18650349)

Cant wait to look out for santa soon... Wonder what he will bring me?

A whats on sky tv over christmas magazine.

CurrentlySober

12-24-2011 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by barcodes (Post 18650451)

Here is something relaxing for you. Now go the fuck to sleep. Your poos will be very unpredictable if you don't get some rest.

That actually made me feel nauseous, but also DID make me sleepy...

Spank poo

CurrentlySober

12-24-2011 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 19teenporn (Post 18650370)

Try going to the bathroom and poo

Yeah, Right... Thats funny... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Like I would even contemplate leaving my bed to poo :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

When you are as menatally disturbed as I am... Your bed IS your bathroom :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:helpme

CurrentlySober

12-24-2011 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HardlinkSells (Post 18650464)

No! I am not happy at all. For 50, I want to take a poo bath with you. I also want us to cuddle in bed with poo bottles.

OK, final offer... ALL OF THE ABOVE...

& I shall pay YOU $$$ (Dependant on what santa brings me to sell...?)

Please say yes.. I really wanna cuddle, crap, spoon and poo...

I need a crappy new year !

CaptainHowdy

12-24-2011 05:03 AM

Jesus is coming ...

CurrentlySober

12-24-2011 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyeball (Post 18650593)

A whats on sky tv over christmas magazine.

i cant afford sky... :(

HardlinkSells

12-24-2011 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18650699)

Jesus is coming ...

Poo jesus?

CaptainHowdy

12-24-2011 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HardlinkSells (Post 18650848)

Poo jesus?

http://zoecarnate.files.wordpress.co...s-or-sword.jpg

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