Dashing Through The Snow...
 

I'm writing this note to tell you
The Government has taxed away
The things that I really needed,
My workshop, my reindeer, my sleigh
Now I'm making my rounds on a donkey,
He's old, he's crippled and slow.
So you'll know if you don't see me Xmas
That I'm out, on my ass, in the snow.:xmas-smil30