GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   FACT: I haven't worn a seat belt in 5+ years, only been pulled over once (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1051489)

DarkJedi 12-27-2011 10:21 AM

FACT: I haven't worn a seat belt in 5+ years, only been pulled over once
 
And I told the cop the constitution does not give the government authority to protect me from myself. He said he agreed and let me off with a warning.

Fuck seat belts.

JFK 12-27-2011 10:24 AM

Here they just fine your ass, goes on your driving record. Then you get fucked by the insurance company:Oh crap

VikingMan 12-27-2011 10:26 AM

What some people don't realize is that seat belts sometimes end up killing a person. My sister would be dead had she been wearing hers because of the side impact.

Klen 12-27-2011 10:28 AM

Lol that remind to this video:

eroticsexxx 12-27-2011 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18654845)
And I told the cop the constitution does not give the government authority to protect me from myself. He said he agreed and let me off with a warning.

Fuck seat belts.

Such is inherently your right, but as someone who has been saved by seatbelts twice, both times by assholes running through stop signs, I would say that one never knows when an accident will happen. In a split second your life can change.

Why risk a concussion or something worse when you can walk away if such an occurrence presents itself?

Then again, it is your prerogative not to wear one. (He probably let you go while thinking, "There goes a nominee for a Darwin award.")

Emil 12-27-2011 10:31 AM

Gangster...

scuba steve 12-27-2011 10:32 AM

wow you're so cool. i'm glad your one instance of where it will help you overrules the million times it will kill you if you don't have it

_Richard_ 12-27-2011 10:35 AM

i agree, you should never wear seatbelts or any safety device

please.

DarkJedi 12-27-2011 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 18654863)
Such is inherently your right, but as someone who has been saved by seatbelts twice, both times by assholes running through stop signs, I would say that one never knows when an accident will happen. In a split second your life can change.

Why risk a concussion or something worse when you can walk away if such an occurrence presents itself?

Then again, it is your prerogative not to wear one. (He probably let you go while thinking, "There goes a nominee for a Darwin award.")


Have you ever been trapped by a seatbelt upside down in a burning car and died?

NO didnt think so, so shut the fuck up

barcodes 12-27-2011 10:44 AM


Always thought this was a cool commercial.
Great opportunity for me to share it lol.

bronco67 12-27-2011 10:47 AM

Some really stupid people in here.

OY 12-27-2011 10:50 AM

Darwin will deal with you in due time.

eroticsexxx 12-27-2011 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18654877)
Have you ever been trapped by a seatbelt upside down in a burning car and died?

Of course not, in each of my four cars I have one of these on the driver and passenger belts:

http://www.crkt.com/crkt/content/ima..._large_374.jpg

It's called preparing for the worst and hoping for the best.

slapass 12-27-2011 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18654877)
Have you ever been trapped by a seatbelt upside down in a burning car and died?

NO didnt think so, so shut the fuck up

Just a heads up but you have not done this either. So your point?

seeandsee 12-27-2011 10:55 AM

it will protect you from hitting glass with your fucking head, so wear it

L-Pink 12-27-2011 10:59 AM

My motorcycle doesn't have seat belts.

.

MaDalton 12-27-2011 10:59 AM

i dont have a problem if anyone prefers to die - just don't keep others from using seatbelts and make sure your children are safe

Jarmusch 12-27-2011 11:02 AM

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/YouDaMan.jpg

CurrentlySober 12-27-2011 11:03 AM

I have not yet installed a seatbelt on my toilet...

eroticsexxx 12-27-2011 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18654924)
My motorcycle doesn't have seat belts.

Neither did mine, but I darn sure wore a helmet every time after the first time I crashed. Fucked up my ankle for almost a year. :1orglaugh

Roald 12-27-2011 11:22 AM

<insert double face palm pic here>

DamianJ 12-27-2011 11:36 AM

Not wearing seat belts is COOL!

biskoppen 12-27-2011 11:38 AM

For every 10 times a belt saves a person it maybe kills one..

I have a friend in coma in 45 days now because he rolled over in his Landcruiser NOT wearing a seat belt.. went out the wind shield and had the car land on top of him.

"Medical helicopter has flown a 34-year-old man from Bjæverskov in Midtsjælland to the National Hospital trauma center where he is currently being investigated for serious injuries after being thrown out of his car.

A 34-year-old motorist was seriously injured when he was here for afternoon lost control of his car on Vollerslevvej by Bjæverskov in central Zealand.

Watchkeeper from Midtsjællands Police said that the 34-year-old for an unknown reason lost control of his car. The car came in beating around and drove into a ditch, after which the car flew over the plate and hit a somersault before landing on the asphalt.

The driver was ejected from the car and was trapped between his car and ditch and had to be freed of Falck's savior.

His condition is so severe that medical helicopter was called in, and flew the injured motorist to traumecentret at the hospital where he is currently undergoing a series of studies. "

L-Pink 12-27-2011 11:40 AM

http://i40.tinypic.com/246uvf9.jpg

.

Jack Sparrow 12-27-2011 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 18654979)
<insert double face palm pic here>

Same people who complain about hospital food later.

MarkDeus 12-27-2011 11:44 AM

Think about it: You could be thrown out through the windshield and end up smashing your lifeless body into the face of a 5 year old girl in the passenger seat in the other car :uhoh

MaDalton 12-27-2011 11:48 AM


eroticsexxx 12-27-2011 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18655014)

But she has built-in airbags. That counts for something.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

baddog 12-27-2011 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 18654856)
What some people don't realize is that seat belts sometimes end up killing a person. My sister would be dead had she been wearing hers because of the side impact.

How did you come to that conclusion?

L-Pink 12-27-2011 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 18655061)
But she has built-in airbags. That counts for something.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

.

baddog 12-27-2011 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18654877)
Have you ever been trapped by a seatbelt upside down in a burning car and died?

NO didnt think so, so shut the fuck up

You have?

Didn't think so.

Steve Awesome 12-27-2011 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 18654893)
Some really stupid people in here.

Agreed X 10.

xNetworx 12-27-2011 12:16 PM

Congrats to the winners

CyberHustler 12-27-2011 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 18654970)
Neither did mine, but I darn sure wore a helmet every time after the first time I crashed. Fucked up my ankle for almost a year. :1orglaugh

I would never get in/on a vehincle with you...

The Heron 12-27-2011 12:27 PM

I'm hoping you die I don't really care how.

Jarmusch 12-27-2011 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18655033)

Thanks for the vid, it's always nice to see natural selection at work.

ottopottomouse 12-27-2011 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18655033)

he's going to have a headache :upsidedow

baddog 12-27-2011 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18655033)

The Dale Earnhardt t-shirt seems appropriate.

eroticsexxx 12-27-2011 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 18655093)
I would never get in/on a vehincle with you...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

It's not that bad. Only had four accidents in my lifetime:
-The two stop-sign incidents (complete write-offs that were the other drivers' fault)
- one of my jeeps spinning out in the rain and glancing against a cliff (taking out the entire left side) as I was rushing to the airport (still made my flight)
- my motorbike crash (which I will admit was totally due to an inflated sense of bravado).

Such is the result of a private catholic school education and being able to drive a Jaguar XJ6 before I was 18. (Didn't crash that though!) :thumbsup

mineistaken 12-27-2011 01:45 PM

you are so damn cool, bro

L-Pink 12-27-2011 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 18655127)
The Dale Earnhardt t-shirt seems appropriate.

Nice find ..... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

.

RyuLion 12-27-2011 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18654924)
My motorcycle doesn't have seat belts.

.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 18654979)
<insert double face palm pic here>

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...2900667636.jpg

:helpme:helpme:helpme

Bryan G 12-27-2011 02:14 PM

You are a badass!

Mr. Garibaldi 12-27-2011 02:28 PM

DJ trolling the fuck out of GFY again

feels like its 2005 again... good times...

Nembrionic 12-27-2011 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 18654856)
What some people don't realize is that seat belts sometimes end up killing a person. My sister would be dead had she been wearing hers because of the side impact.

There's always one that come with this story. However, you forget how many people get saved by seatbelts compared to people that get killed by them.

DarkJedi 12-27-2011 02:56 PM

what a bunch of pussies in this thread

no wonder porn biz is dead

brassmonkey 12-27-2011 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18655033)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

grumpy 12-27-2011 03:01 PM

cool story bro, but dont complain when you have a whiplash.

Jack Sparrow 12-27-2011 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Garibaldi (Post 18655266)
DJ trolling the fuck out of GFY again

feels like its 2005 again... good times...

Trolling is art.
This guy is just retarded.

Antonio 12-27-2011 03:32 PM

pussies - I drive blindfolded on the highway .... at 150 miles per hour .... in reverse


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 04:45 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123