Is Eric Ab-Normal...His technique is unorthodox...
 

He wipes from back to front...

Yes his ass...he reaches between his legs and pulls from his asshole to his balls...

While cheshire would not offer up any hints as to her technique (although we're fairly sure she "dabs"), both Jonasty and I consider ourselves normal in that we wipe from front to back and approach from the side.

How do you wipe? What would you consider the norm?

Well, front to back. I can't bend enough to do it like RAM. My gut gets in the way. I barely reach my crotch when I sit.

attach from the side

start with first piece of paper wiping motion front to back... this should pick up the majority of klingon

second piece of paper is the cleanup crew and should be a scrubbing motion to insure that all dags are removed

wiping back to front is asking for chocolate to balls

One important piece of information that my pal Hoax has left out of the equation here is the Paper. Where some crumple. I believe that I can get away with a less Orthodox method in his eyes based on the fact that I fold. This allows me to be just as through and not deal with stray pieces of paper making a run to attach themselves to fingers, balls, butt cheeks, or any other foreign object in the wiping region.

This may be more info then you all needed to know. But we are in the sharing mood here today.

we're supposed to wipe?

man I just use my hands.. thanks mom for not teaching me this!

I wipe on special occasions, such as christmas and april fools.

OK, OK....the whole topic has taken a drastic turn and I'm determined to get to the bottom of this...(AHEM)

Foreign OBJECTS in the wiping region...illuminate us about what type of foreign objects you find in your wiping area Eric? Left overs from the previous nights debouchery? Hemmorhoids?

Somebody wanna get in on this...Eric says he encounters, "Foreign Objects", in his wiping area...

Now you guys understand why I'm so traumatized...

These are the people I work with ~ and these are the conversations that they have around me.


Dirty, dirty boys.
:ugone2far

back to front... how is front to back a normal way... i fail to see how thats even efficient... you probably wind up looking like you just put on a fresh coat of brown nail polish

Your facade looks beautiful today Cheshire...

I fail to see how you back to fronters, keep from smearing dookie all over your grundle.

I think the best way to solve this is we all try it the other way for a couple days. Then come back with a much more informed report.

true dat

YOU ARE FUCKIN NUTS MAN.. I SAID FUCKING NUTS....LOL

Wipe? What are you talking about?

You're a doodie head.

Pick a side dude...

No he is Nucking Futs!