A few sexist jokes for a Tuesday, step inside ........
 

Q How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good ?
A Put a nipple on it

Q- Why do men pass more gas than women?
A- because women can't shut up long enough, to build up the required pressure.

Q-Why do women fake orgasms ?
A-because they think men care

Q-What's the difference between a battery and a woman?
A- a battery has a positive side

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%
It's called a Wedding cake

That's all folks :winkwink:

Q How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good ?
A Put a nipple on it

Had not heard this one. :)

What takes up 18 parking spaces?

9 Women drivers.

Pretty good

Did the wife upset you?? lol JK JK good jokes :)

Nope, If she did, I would of posted this one:winkwink:
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong ?

Made her chain too long :1orglaugh

Marriage is a relationship were one person is always right…………and the other is the wife.

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Hehe, true that........ Bitches!

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I had a chuckle at those

Me too, specially since I was told it's Wednesday today :1orglaugh

i like that battery joke

- I am woman, hear me roar!
- That's great honey, now pass the bong and go back into the kitchen.

Those are damn funny

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hehhe, thx for the laugh. :thumbsup

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like that 5 pound one twas good

I was going to post that one.

It was our Anniversary a few weeks ago. Eva asked me to take her somewhere she had never been before.
I took her to the kitchen.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman

How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.

How do you p*ss off a female archaeologist??
Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it comes from.

How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

Haha good ones :1orglaugh