My girlfriend is pissed
 

Today is her birthday, and I did something special for her and got her a subscription to Good Housekeeping. Now she won't talk to me. What did I do?

You acknowledged her... Big mistake - Had you ignored the B Day, that would have been better...

kill her .....

But then won't the pussy stink?

Hire a maid.

Your gf is thinking you see her just as some kind of free maid for the future ...:1orglaugh

take advantage of her while she is drunk :D

Perfect.

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Did she retaliate by subscribing you to getlarger.com?

My girlfriend has to ask me nicely to beat her. Anything else?

Yes. Which makes my gift all the better. There are recipes in that mag!

The fact that you put up with her this long should be enough of a present.

For the last time your mom does not count as a GF.

:1orglaugh

Give her a good rump fuck,chicks dig that sort of thing

"Good Housekeeping?" What the hell would she want to be out of the kitchen for? Should have gotten her a cookbook, that's why she's pissed.

You read Good Housekeeping when it comes and then she will want to read it

You should of included a new vacuum and iron then she would of been happy.