I ACTUALLY Had SEX last night!!! But now I need some advice...
 

My hand just simply WONT LEAVE! I'm talking like nearly 8 hours since I woke up! My hand is still here !

Advice please?

Tell it to visit the local clinic before it does that again. Always worked for me. LOL

It's funny that on a message board full of people that fuck porn stars and film it, there's a guy saying he "actually had sex last night!"

QUICK, try using this...

http://www.hirelinkuk.co.uk/assets/hir02_chainsaw5.jpg

So you didn't? Never mind... Better luck next time, eh????

tell your hand you want to have sex with her sister.

Your hand is still where?

Not really,this board is full with geeks which never had sex,people who actually have sex dont post here :1orglaugh

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Call a lawyer? :1orglaugh

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Smack your hand around then piss on it.

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Let your hand see you cheating on it with your other hand...

Wait for it to leave....

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the stranger?

To lay on one's arm so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately loose feeling in the limb, followed by the act of mastrubation with said limb

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I been bitch slappin myself all night!

Woot Woot!

kill yourself ?

Like Garce, perhaps?

hey check this song out. piss on a corpse

I did that, and I pood on it as well...

But that was just an everyday senario, so had NO EFFECT on my sexy hand... :helpme

I meant flush yourself

Let's have a group flush.

I have sex all the time, sometimes even have a 3some. Both hands getting involved. :1orglaugh

you should record all that and brake world record in jrkning

I cant afford to give you an advice.

Good Post ;)

You should have gotten to know that Fleshlight better..your hand would thank you.

Make it cook your breakfast, like any good lay should :winkwink:

Beat it with a hammer.

add a nail?

I hope that she is doing it for free and you aren't paying her. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fuck it's sister.

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hit it, hit it, hit it, and then quit it

funny thread :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sounds to me like you abused it for a cheap thrill and are not ready to commit to your hand yet.
I suggest talking to it about your feelings and get to know it a bit.
It might actually understand and be open to some sort of swinging life style.

ps I hope you used protection. No need for a little baby hand eh?