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VikingMan 01-14-2012 11:08 AM

Networking with the Illuminati
 
Those Illuminati members need help, advice, info, friendship, errands ran, health tips, etc just like everyone else. The Illuminati may be close to carrying out their plans for total world domination, crashing our economic system, and killing off 90% of humanity via vaccines, toxic GMO food, chemtrails, etc but at the end of they day they are human (well mostly) just like the rest of us would appreciate if the Ron Paul supporters would be a little bit more tolerant and sensitive. The Illuminati members get depressed when they constantly read all this slander about themselves on the internets.

I am currently helping an Illuminati member with his diet because he is feeling a little bit run down lately and has been worried his cancer is returning. Yeah really:thumbsup I almost lost him as a friend/associate because I stood him up for lunch at a Bellevue hotspot this week but it seems we have smoothed things out via email the last 24 hours.

That is all. Carry on worker bees:thumbsup

porno jew 01-14-2012 11:12 AM

i tried to understand your post but i just drank fluoridated water out of a plastic bottle. what does it mean?

VikingMan 01-14-2012 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18688540)
i tried to understand your post but i just drank fluoridated water out of a plastic bottle. what does it mean?

Drink up Drink up! The more you drink the closer you will be to being fully liberated of your pesky pineal gland. I mean really, when was the last time your pineal gland did anything for you other than make you see reality? Reality sucks.

Operator 01-14-2012 11:36 AM

Everything is as it seems!

cherrylula 01-14-2012 12:33 PM

I just played bingo with the Pope. We exchanged recipes and stuff too.

epitome 01-14-2012 12:36 PM

Your name should be delusional.

VikingMan 01-14-2012 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18688660)
Your name should be delusional.

Thank you for your kind words and sustenance.

WarChild 01-14-2012 01:50 PM

I always knew you were a bit of a fruitcake but thanks for making it clear for everybody else too. :1orglaugh

Illuminati are a long dead group that were never the bad guys. They were in fact the good guys.

VikingMan 01-14-2012 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18688765)
I always knew you were a bit of a fruitcake but thanks for making it clear for everybody else too. :1orglaugh

Illuminati are a long dead group that were never the bad guys. They were in fact the good guys.

Well it seems to be getting tougher and tougher to get thread views on GFY so I am getting desperate. Soon I will be so desperate that I will mention Paul Markham and/or Brazzers in my thread titles like many other GFY members currently do.

Jakez 01-14-2012 02:53 PM

Why does Ron Paul always have to be tied with the conspiracy people..

VikingMan 01-14-2012 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 18688855)
Why does Ron Paul always have to be tied with the conspiracy people..

I am a paid disinfo agent. We get paid to post about Ron Paul and in the same breath we also mention aliens, the illuminati, and reptilians in order to discredit Ron Paul by association with ludicrous theories. True story bro:2 cents:

Dcat 01-14-2012 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 18688533)
Those Illuminati members need help, advice, info, friendship, errands ran, health tips, etc just like everyone else. The Illuminati may be close to carrying out their plans for total world domination, crashing our economic system, and killing off 90% of humanity via vaccines, toxic GMO food, chemtrails, etc but at the end of they day they are human (well mostly) just like the rest of us would appreciate if the Ron Paul supporters would be a little bit more tolerant and sensitive. The Illuminati members get depressed when they constantly read all this slander about themselves on the internets.

I am currently helping an Illuminati member with his diet because he is feeling a little bit run down lately and has been worried his cancer is returning. Yeah really:thumbsup I almost lost him as a friend/associate because I stood him up for lunch at a Bellevue hotspot this week but it seems we have smoothed things out via email the last 24 hours.

That is all. Carry on worker bees:thumbsup

Can you please put in a word for me and tell him to pass it to the Council of 300 to STOP spraying the living shit out of our skies with all those toxic nasties already! Thanks. :thumbsup

L-Pink 01-14-2012 08:24 PM

If I could time travel I would go back and vote for Nixon. Seriously.

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AllAboutCams 01-14-2012 08:26 PM

did he show you his member card?

VikingMan 01-14-2012 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dcat (Post 18689329)
Can you please put in a word for me and tell him to pass it to the Council of 300 to STOP spraying the living shit out of our skies with all those toxic nasties already! Thanks. :thumbsup

Sorry, the plan is for MORE spraying not less. :thumbsup Not even worth asking.

VikingMan 01-14-2012 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxupdate (Post 18689338)
did he show you his member card?

Reptilians do not need membership cards.:2 cents: Go Ron Paul! (see how I discredited Ron Paul there?)

VikingMan 01-14-2012 09:38 PM

On my way to the Renton Walmart so scope out the single mother scene. Nighty night:)

amateurcanada 01-14-2012 09:40 PM

What does it mean, and how can we make money from it lol.

VikingMan 01-14-2012 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by amateurcanada (Post 18689433)
What does it mean, and how can we make money from it lol.

It is so hilarious that people think it is some "conspiracy theory" that the skies are sprayed with various chemicals. It is called "geo engineering" and it is funded by some of the wealthiest people on the planet. It is real you stupid miserable fucks. They don't even try to hide it. Listen, most humans are so fucking dumb and such victims to neanderthal psychology that they are in complete denial about many things that are right in front of their noses. This is why I no longer disagree with any potential plans by the elites to wipe out most of humanity. If you are so dumb and in complete denial that you think that people who talk about the skies being sprayed are nutjobs then what purpose do you really serve on this Earth? Research "geo engineering". It is real. It happens. It will become more and more common. Just because your idiot box on your wall in the living room does not pump this info to you via CNN, Fox News, NBC, etc does not mean it is not real.

Tags: Alien abuction anal probing, Ron Paul, Reptilians, nutjobs, tin foil hats. EMF waves, HARP

Operator 01-14-2012 10:29 PM

My feelings are a conspiracy theory

epitome 01-14-2012 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 18689442)
It is so hilarious that people think it is some "conspiracy theory" that the skies are sprayed with various chemicals. It is called "geo engineering" and it is funded by some of the wealthiest people on the planet. It is real you stupid miserable fucks. They don't even try to hide it. Listen, most humans are so fucking dumb and such victims to neanderthal psychology that they are in complete denial about many things that are right in front of their noses. This is why I no longer disagree with any potential plans by the elites to wipe out most of humanity. If you are so dumb and in complete denial that you think that people who talk about the skies being sprayed are nutjobs then what purpose do you really serve on this Earth? Research "geo engineering". It is real. It happens. It will become more and more common. Just because your idiot box on your wall in the living room does not pump this info to you via CNN, Fox News, NBC, etc does not mean it is not real.

Tags: Alien abuction anal probing, Ron Paul, Reptilians, nutjobs, tin foil hats. EMF waves, HARP

They should have thought that through. They're killing themselves.

The elite can be so stupid.

Operator 01-14-2012 10:45 PM

They don't do it everywhere, which incidentally is where you will find them.

epitome 01-14-2012 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Operator (Post 18689484)
They don't do it everywhere, which incidentally is where you will find them.

I just turned my fan on to blow it towards them.

Operator 01-14-2012 10:53 PM

I like the idea of conspiracies surrounding chem trails , particularly as I live in a place too poor for any air other traffic. It's really fucking obvious.

Dcat 01-14-2012 11:00 PM

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Dcat 01-14-2012 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 18688533)
The Illuminati members get depressed when they constantly read all this slander about themselves on the internets.

I'm sure SOPA, and PIPA should take care of their little internets problem nicely. :winkwink:

INever 01-14-2012 11:41 PM

From experience I can say the Illumined Ones need psychics, golfing buddies and good fucks, just like you and me.

Operator 01-14-2012 11:54 PM

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CaptainHowdy 01-15-2012 04:02 AM

Spread the insanity, my friend ...

Biggie Smalls Web Writing 01-15-2012 04:08 AM

Hahahaha


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