Fucking US Air upgrading active millitary to first class
 

So there I am enjoying my first class seat when a fucking marine and two navy retards get upgraded to first class for our 6 hour flight from Philly to Seattle. Imagine paying to be in first class and you have to sit with Pathfinder, Vendzilla and Rochard. You don't usually have to sit with the trash when you pay 3X the economy price.

On top of just having to be around these meat heads, every other stupid American getting on the plane is saying dumbass stuff like "Thank you for protecting our freedom!". Protecting your freedom? Come on, really? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That's what you get from flying out of philly. :upsidedow

Yeah I usually fly Bermuda to New York but the Philly was faster and the flight left at a better time. :disgust

So how was pathfinder, er i mean the king?

Fortunately I didn't have to sit with that particular retard. The guy beside me was a 22 year old serving in the Navy who was very excited to be sitting for the very first time in first class. So excited he decided he'd order wine, something he'd never have before, instead of the beer he had been drinking.

To be completely honest he seemed like a nice enough kid and wasn't too much of a pain. The fucking Marine wouldn't shut the fuck up though and I had to listen to his bullshit from two rows behind me for most of the flight.

If you actually flew first class, you'd know that they're merely BOARDING first, not actually sitting in first.
Try to tighten up your story before you trot it out to the public. :thumbsup

dismissed ...............

Having to sit with commoners nearby must have been horrible for you. I feel your pain. Were you at least able to take a shower soon after? You know that the plebes often carry fleas and other vermin. I won't even go into the smell and the grunting noises. I shudder when I think about the time that I was in a nice restaurant and they allowed some middle class people to sit at the next table. Disgusting!




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No, they were sitting in first class. One was in the seat right beside me. The Captain even made a big announcement about how US airways likes to treat active service members right. Only one was in Uniform, the other two were not.

Thanks for stepping in just to be wrong once again. I appreciate you demonstrating your stupidity for everybody to see. :thumbsup

If you'd like to place a little cash wager on it, I can scan the boarding pass. I still have it.

You are in Seattle right now? Let's meet up bro. I will bring you some of the best micro brew beer on the planet (Big Al's Brewery) as I am stopping by there today to stock up for the Tim Tebow choke fest today.

I'm in Kirkland currently visiting my mom. I don't drink beer though, I don't really like it. I could do lunch tomorrow probably if you're serious. Just don't bring the NWO to get me. :I

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Sure kid. There were 3 extra seats in first class, no one upgraded with miles, no chairman flyers on the flight, and no one upgraded at check in for the 6 hour flight.

Quite the imagination you have

It was a redeye flight and yes there were empty seats in first class. Like I said I have the boarding pass. Just stick to stuff you actually know about like roofing or something. :2 cents:

Geeze dude, give them a break.

They don't make the war, they only signed up to fight it.

Being "Gung-ho" is a way for them to mentally survive shit that most people ain't
ever going to see, much less endure.

I'd ride 1st class with a Marine and tell you to jump the fuck out.

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[email protected] I live close to Kirkland. I will email you my phone number. And on behalf of all Americans with IQs over room temperature I apologize for you having had to share first class with meatheads. I will phone up the Illuminati and make sure you don't have that problem on your flight home.

You live in Bellevue or something right? I'm training at Gracie Barra in Redmond and working out at Iron Works in Bellevue for the next month or so. :thumbsup

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There is one born every minute I guess.

Another successful GFY hook-up. :1orglaugh

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What I know is that that's quite a story to brag about your first taste of first class. Lucky upgrade?
I'd rather have a soldier sit next to me than some back pack wearing clown like yourself

Back pack wearing clown? :1orglaugh

Oops, 2 backpacks. You're taking ALL your belongings back to live with mommy

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Yes you totally got me. I'm leaving a sub tropical country with a GDP per person twice that of the United States and no income tax to live with my mom in Washington State. Damn you're a good detective!

Yeah, funny thing about work visas. Once you lose your busboy job, they send you home

To mommy

I never had a work visa, I never had a job there. I've worked for myself for over 10 years now. I did flirt with the idea of working as a developer again for some hedge funds because I thought it might be fun. In the end I decided not to, I like having most of my day free. Why don't you ask some of those big program owners you claim to know about me? Oh that's right, you're not half of what you pretend so hard to be. Imagine that. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

So now that you've been wrong on every single account in this thread what's next on the agenda for you today big guy?

You're going back to live with mommy.
I'm sure my program owning friends can confirm it was your best option.:thumbsup

If my mother would still claim me as her son I would go back and live with her in a heartbeat. Eggs, turkey bacon, waffles, and fresh OJ in the morning.........yummy. Not to mention having my laundry done and free rent. Oh the good old days.:( (from age 28-31)

Yes staying for a little over a month at my mother's because my house in Canada has been leased out before heading back to Bermuda is exactly the same thing as "going back to live with mommy.". You totally caught me.

Just because I like proving how wrong you are time after time you can come visit me in bermuda in March if you like and stay in my guest room with the ocean view. You probably won't like it though because most people my girlfriend and I know there and hang out with are self-made, well educated professionals working in financial services. You might feel a little out of place being a roofer that rode Mojo's coattails to moderate success and pretended to be something you're not ever since. The beaches are beautiful but a little cool in the spring. Totally your call big guy. :thumbsup

Sie sollten so glücklich sein.

i would have no problems hanging out in your guest house for a month or two :)

As I said, quite the imagination.

Heh no guest house I'm afraid, guest room.

So you don't want to come see for yourself? I totally understand, like I said, you really wouldn't fit in.

I get where you're coming from thinking that nobody else could be successful and that they must just be telling lies to seem important on GFY. You know that trick pretty well and you're projecting your feelings about yourself on to others. It's human nature and I'm not judging you too much for it. I'm sure there's somebody around this place that believes the web of bullshit you spin about your own importance. It's just not me. :thumbsup

What kind of dumbass flies 1st class for 6 hours but doesn't have a good set of noise canceling headphones? Or an Ambien? Or both?

Not worth a comment.........

Drugs are a serious no-no in Bermuda. Even getting a script for something you really need is very difficult. It's hard to get a permit to reside and you don't want to fuck around with the authorities there it's just no worth it.

You're totally right about the headphones I really should get some. I still wouldn't have them on at the start of the flight though. I might miss the safetly briefing! How would I know what to do if the cabin loses pressure or in the unlikely event of a water landing???

Happens all the time. A was in first on AA to Orlando back in November and they put two guys in army uniforms in first. There were at least 10 more in coach. They looked very tired and quiet.

No, see, starting a thread about who's sitting in first class is the "look at me" stuff low life TGP post used to be's do. So you and your girl scrape together enough to rent in Bermuda. Big deal. Now, for whatever reason you'd like to make up, you're back with mommy.

Oh, and please save the "I hang with finance guys" you hand with local paper pushers. I'm very familiar with Bermuda. I know exactly how much of your story is embellished.

Your idiot thread pegs where you are in the social order far better than all your silly explanations to the contrary.
You know who starts threads about traveling in first class?
Those that never do it.:thumbsup

My girlfriend is a senior manager for funds at one of the big 4 accounting firms. So yeah, I've met a few finance guys. Some of them even make as much and more than you hint at making but of course don't.

Of course we rent in Bermuda, there's pretty much no other choice. If you actually knew anything about the place you'd understand that. Our rent is probably more than your mortgage.

Wrong on every account again. You're on a roll today! :1orglaugh

12 clicks lives in a tanning bed

I just love people taking the time arguing with 12clicks........ lol

Good point. Other than himself, I've never heard of anybody that actually takes him seriously. :thumbsup

first class isn't about who you are sitting with, it's a better seat, more room. boarding first, having someone waiting on you the whole trip, better food drinks etc. try making a 15 hour trip, paying first calss, and having a crying baby the whole flight....

bose noise canceling headphones are great I use them for editing video :thumbsup

edit: btw if someone attacks your country, you'll be crying help to those US Marines!

Yeah, because Canada has always needed the US marines to protect us. Oh wait, that's never been the case. :1orglaugh

sorry son. As a small time renter with a gf who's an accountant, of course buying property in bermuda is out of your reach.
Since I actually DO understand what it takes to own in bermuda, I KNOW you rent. An owner wouldn't post about traveling in first class.
We're actually looking at offshore properties now so I'm well versed in what it takes to own there. TGP used to be's need not apply.
now run into the other room and give mommy a kiss for letting you live with her.:thumbsup

thats because you're a bottom runger.

the trash you swim with doesn't know me or my partners either.
There's an actual business that drive this board that you're completely un aware of, dear lowly affiliate.:1orglaugh

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Poor Ron, so full of himself and such an obvious joke to everybody else.

hey, we should chat monday during normal business hours.
shall I pull up to the drive thru at lunch?:1orglaugh

yeah, not much else to come back with when I hit the nail on the head, eh? you mommy living renter.
you can fool the gfy rabble but not the guys who actually know how things work.:1orglaugh