Paul Markham preaching to GFY.
 

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lol :)

Am I the only one that never read his posts ?

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Hahahahahaha!

Would love to know the story behind that.

Paul :1orglaugh

Markham sermon

lol he made them mad :D

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LMFAO man, that shit is hilarious.

You are not alone.

But he is an armchair expert on everything.......

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Direct hit !! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Hi-fucking-larious

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You guys are really missing out as there is much to be learned in analyzing the wrongness of one Paul Markham. He's an inspiration.

:1orglaugh How ever much I love the guy, this is so fucking hilarious.. thankyou! :thumbsup :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Hey, quick question... Did you really find this gif & thought of Paul & GFY? :pimp

Absolutely the first thing that popped into my head.

that was great.

Thanks! :thumbsup

I love the attention from the plebs.

What did ccbill say about your join form Paul?

I fucked up and resurrected all the old price forms when I deleted the 3 day trial. I should of checked, simply didn't bother to. Not a high priority. Still had a good day today, so Eddy did us proud telling me. Let's see if it carries on.

It's nice to see ST lose his last challenge about Tubes and now starting a new one. And watching all the usual suspects dash in. ST sells a tool to promote Chaturbate. A real high flier. :upsidedow

I didn't lose anything, you claimed to have put me on ignore and ran away after failing to make a single concise point that could even be argued against. Walls of rambling nonsense are not arguments.

I also like how you sarcastically noted that Manwin only makes $10,500,000 per month on TWO sites out of their entire network failing to mention that the $126 million per year is right around as much as the two offline companies you've been bragging about make even though they have dozens of locations and way more employees to manage. Because remember, your stance is that there is no money in online porn since all that buy your old ass content are making less than before.

Imagine that, those that use your content make less than before.

Your content, less than before.

I don't see any of the successful companies operating today placing orders from the bargain basement. :thumbsup

So you had a good day today because of an error someone pointed out?

Nobody believes you've made a single sale today, but let's pretend you did....

You had join form errors that when fixed, gave you more sales. That means that when that error first occurred, you should have noticed a dip in sales, but never worked to figure out the cause.

That would make you a very poor business person unworthy of dispensing advice to others.

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Fantastic :thumbsup

Fuck off bringing every post into other threads you fishing weasel :2 cents:

Leave Paul along....He is The Paul and you need to learn

Which is why no one takes you serious online.

Why should we listen to all your rambling advice when you refuse to even take part in or give a shit about the things you want to give advice for? Experience is king.

you know why he didn't give a fuck about the join form dont ya ? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Probably because he didn't make sales either way. Still not a reason to give up or ignore it. How many people are successful on their first attempt at a paysite? You have to start somewhere and learn from mistakes and keep moving. He obviously by his own words doesn't give a shit. Yet he is on here every day giving advice on things he doesn't give a shit about and believes anyone with a different opinion and actual experience is clueless, and then wonders why he is ridiculed..

They hate to be told the truth. I've learned a few things over the years. What good porn is, from Playboy to Amateur, what selling is, what drawing in a customers requires and slinging mud at a wall isn't any of the above.

The problem with these clowns is that's all they do. Some think giving 10,000 free porn and then sending 500 to a paysite so 1 joins is something that shows how clever he is and the system.

And none of these clowns realise the 1,000s of lost sales.

Even the recent blogging thread was all about how to throw more mud at the wall. Was the text Google friendly seemed to be all they wanted to talk about. The day a Google algorithm or spider has a CC to buy porn with, is the day Google should be the main concern.

Then there's all the talk about automating or tools. Which everyone can use. So no advantage.

They lose more sales than they can imagine with their stupidity.

Any blogger who wants to chat about how to make their blogs better for selling, need only contact me. Offer applies for sponsors as well.

paul is a just a cunt who knows he is full of shit and ,in his own words, derives pleasure from annoying people

fuck him

if you are such a fucking genius paul that you know how to make more sales in adult then where the fuck is the evidenced of this paul ?

Once more you fucking utter shit stain - where the fuck is even the slightest bit of evidence that here today in 2012 you are doing something, anything, different from anyone else?

how is paul markham ahead of the game ? you know that playa with 30 years experience sig whoring $1 content sets ? how the fuck is that king of adult doing it ???

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let me get this right

you are offering advice about improving sales on blogs ?

you hadnt even heard of wordpress in 2011 you fucking lunatic :1orglaugh

Roman, something that must really upset these clowns is I sit here with nothing better to do than take the piss out of them, point out what a failure they are converting 1 in 1,000s. that the top companies of today are all shielded in a cloak of mystery. Ex pirates are now top bros. People who know nothing more than how to throw together a website and give away free porn, in the hope of selling to the few left who can be bothered to buy. Think they are doing something amazing, the fact that 1,000s can do it seems to have escaped them.

Me, I get out of bed 8.00, have breakfast, watch the news, turn on the computer, have some coffee, take the piss out of idiots, check the sites and emails, process some order, watch TV, do my Jigsaw, now off to walk the dog, will read a bit while listening to some music, then have lunch. Then might have a nap. Might come back to poke fun at ST and his amazing tool for sending 1,000 of freeloaders to a free webcam site.

Then help my daughter with some homework, cook something, then Eva comes home and listen about her day at work mopping floors, then watch some TV.

Busy life, no time to work. :thumbsup

No need to work ever again. :thumbsup

I made my money before free porn was thought to be the key to selling porn. Thankfully.

How did you do that?

You have to manually put in each price point. Deleting a trial wouldn't suddenly resurrect 8 price points.

This still sounds like a bug to me.

If I knew how I did it I wouldn't of made the fuck up. I thought as I was changing the prices to test others I was deleting or hiding the old ones. Came as a surprise to me to see the thread where I had clearly not. TBH I'm not sure if I checked the CCBill sign up page. This time I did. :thumbsup

I never claimed to be any good at the webmastering side. Can do a few HTML links and that's my limit. I don't know everything. Just how to shoot a good porn scene, how to sell porn, what porn buyers like in some niches and to get some traffic is easy.

To get the numbers these clever folk need to make a living, because they've spent 12 years or more teaching people not to buy. Is a hard job and seems to be getting harder all the time.

Sites checked and updated, lunch is in the oven. So what now? :sleep

Yes, but in order to add prices, you have to go to the form, and add them one by one.

If you are saying you didn't do this and old prices just appeared magically, there is something really wrong with ccbill.

I know how to do that, as you see I did it.
The problem was the deleting of the price options.
Got rid of the 3 day trial and 3 day membership, it was the others I thought I got rid of and didn't.

TBH I think I might of tried to just take them off the form without deleting them, so I can use them in the future.

I fucked up somewhere, no idea where and who cares?

Besides you. :winkwink:

I only cared because yesterday you said you had no idea how it happened. Which to me sounded like it was a bug. Prices don't just get added! Seems it is just a DFU mistake.

A top tip is to check your join form after you make changes.

Glad it's all sorted now and you can sit back and watch the sales flood in.

Thank god I have that dude on ignore.

Worthless walls of text lol

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Poor old man.

Never did flood in. But always been a good steady trickle. Which is why I never accepted any of the offers on the Astral Blue site. If they couldn't do better than I was, then I'll carry on as I am.

That's always the big test. writing shit on a board is easy for these idiots. Telling us all it's a goldmine, then offering a coal mine price shows their lack of ability to know the difference.

Still will keep it all going until the hosting costs more than the income. That will be after most of my haters are long gone. They need to make a decent living to survive. I don't.

you are so confused you dont even know you continually contradict yourself

you start by saying you have nothing better to do all day than annoy people and then you want us to believe you lead a busy life :1orglaugh busy doing what ? annoying people :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

nobody bought your content yesterday and nobody will buy it today

youre a fucking failure loser - no sites - no traffic and no sales

Bless you Apostle Paul:pimp

paul markham classic

so fucking fucked up in the head he doesnt even know what he is saying

nobody could do better than paul at not making sales !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lol what a dipshit you are, honestly. We can handle the truth, what we hate is being told it every day over and over. I'm sure if people told you every day that you were going to die soon it would get pretty damn annoying wouldn't it?

This is the internet moron. Not a local shop with 20 spots in the parking lot with people that waste their time driving there to buy nothing.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh need traffic to make sales Paul. Good luck getting that 1:1 traffic. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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:1orglaugh Please stop.