Thinking about leaving my girlfriend
 

I have Stevie Ray Vaughan's version of Little Wing playing and she walks in the room and asks me to turn it down because it's horrible and it's making her ears bleed.

How can I possibly continue to live with a person like this?

Short answer, one can't.
Of course she gotta go! I mean, how could she...?

That proves that she isn't a post-op ladyboy ...

You should definitely dump her. In a river.

Shouldn't have given her permission to remove the ball-gag in the first place.

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Kill her.

It's the only option...

exactly. And what kind of idiot unties her and lets her run around acting like she has any kind of freedom, let alone the ability to talk to you without your permission? You're slackin' man!

You mean you let her out the basement?

If properly trained ..."Yes oh well hung Master" Is all she should ever speak. Frankly I'm a little disappointed in you.

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What does she look like? An ass like two soccer balls will more than make up for bad musical sensibilities.

Yah I'd leave her too!

Fuck that shit!

If you,re thinking about it, it means it's time to do it already

Blasphemy!

You some sort of barbarian? It's 2012! I have an awesome ankle bracelet on her (she can't take it off) and it shocks the shit out of her if she gets within 2 feet of any door or window in the house, unless I lower the distance when it's cleaning day.

But yea, the talking part is something I need to deal with.

DWB, check out this rare cover gem of "Little Wing" by Derek and the Dominoes (Eric Clapton) recorded live just a month after Hendrix died (Hendrix and Clapton were good friends)...



One of the first songs that I dedicated to my wife...

Here's what Hendrix had to say about "Little Wing"...

Reminds me in some ways about how I fall a little in love with many models that I shoot...although I've been in this biz long enough that it is more sublime and melancholy now as I get older (and of course, usually one-sided, since I rarely communicate such feelings so as to not screw up our model-photographer business relationship).

No better way to start a Friday, then with a little Hendrix, Little Wing...hope you sort out your GF issues, and thanks for sharing the tune. :thumbsup

ADG

DWB, send that whore out the door.

Next time make sure to properly vette the next one. Check her tastes in music, food, and entertainment thoroughly. And of course she has to be into group sex...

Well said :pimp

LMFAO!



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I'm SMS'ing her this thread :winkwink:

pffft, is that all? Relationships are a two-way thing.... She nags, I nag, we both know our faults but we accept them. Still doesn't stop either one of us nagging to hell all the time, even on the finest detail. All part of life.

Still, if you want the "be seen and not heard type of girl", ditch her and try another. One day you may find one. For 7 years at least. :thumbsup

14 years into mine and at times she grates on me like you can't imagine. And so what? If I were to have my mirror image double, but in female form, the relationship wouldn't last 24 hours :1orglaugh

Have a period of like 2 years where the only reason your still together is cause of the kids, then come out the other side like you had just met and were dating for the first time.... then you know it's for real. Surprisingly, that happened pretty much between 7-9 years of being together for me. I know now why they call it the "7-year itch"... For the last 5 years, it's as though I fell in love again.

20 years ago I would have said that if she looks as hot as your brothers little lady, then no way! But 20 years ago I did not know that smoking hot little split-tail slices of heaven are dime a dozen outside the U.S. so, who cares if she is as hot as the little toothpick with mosquito bite itty-bitty-titties your bro is bangin, I would say NEXTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!

:1orglaugh

(here's a hint for all the uber-geeks in the U.S. who have never ventured out of their mothers home towns and explored the world a bit...... I have fucked "perfect 10's" without a second thought as to if I will ever be with a woman as hot as the one the night before and forgotten their names the next day without a care in the world.)

:)

NICE:thumbsup Have not heard that version yet. And I do love the Hammond back on that song. Thank you for a fine night of music in store for the evening!

DWB no need to kick her in the cunt yet....maybe she hasn't learned the premise of the song yet. The young ones take time to acquire the finer things in life! She may still come around.

two words dwb

copy snake

LOL

Only 4 people in the world will understand that DWB is one of em

You made my night. Never heard that version before. Thanks.


Amen.

When she said she ate dog, it was love at first sight. Little did I know she hates great guitar music.


Yea, but dude... Little Wing?


Indeed. The world is FULL of hot ass. And it's not all about paying prostitutes to get it, though that is fun too. Plenty of smoking hot foreign girls who want foreign cock.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh In tears!

Fuckin-a right! I need to find mine and get to work. That will teach her!

depends...
if she knows the track and still said that, kick her out straight away.

if she's never heard it, but just aggravated by the noise, then it's your job to educate her. Sit her down smoke a bit, or a few drinks if she's not into that, and then let her have it...

There isn't many on this planet that thinks hendrix music is just noise, and the ones that do are just extreme right wing nuts that need kicking into touch.

My other half knows my passion for music, which is why I spent a fortune phonically insulating the office. The frikkin door though lets me down... anyway, although we have similar tastes, she knows better than to moan or nag (or even interrupt) when the volume is high! Still, she's never really been one to moan at things like that - she has other priorities like the time I spent sat in front of the monitor... and for that, I haven't got a leg to stand on :Oh crap

btw, ADG - that clapton/hendrix jam is really cool :thumbsup

Jesus, no wonder she is pissed. Play the fuckin Hendrix version you cloth eared phillistine.

Fuck, some people.


:Oh crap

First thing you tell them is verbatim: "you have no opinion" :thumbsup :pimp

I have no idea WTF that retarded abortion of English says, but there's nothing funnier than cheap-ass third world sex tourists acting like big pimpin' sex Gods because they had to travel to some rathole half-way around the world just to lose their virginity, via two dorra sucky fuckies with peasant boys in drag. :1orglaugh

I got in a nice fight with my girl last night... now I have the whole night to myself

I can listen to any mother fucking song I want now and stay up as late as I want and even post on gfy...

If I want to listen...



So be it...

Push your EQ all to the bottom, then one at a time raise each of the lowest ones. Hear that buzz from the pickup? It may be too low of a frequency for you to notice, but if her ears are sensitive to it, it's headache inducing. Cut that frequency and you may find you enjoy the song even more.

Gawd, I hate that band...:mad:

Yeah, tis my have hendrix song and I'd not head the D&TD version either.

Just bought it on iTunes.

This is why I choose to live alone...

Make the chain shorter.

DWB, Play this for her and then fuck her into tomorrow...

https://youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=DT51fO4AfOQ



If she hates this tune, get a new gf. ;)

nice to see a thread 100% GFY style!

I have a confession.....my fave version is probably by Sting.

but then i prefer Prince playing the guitar solo over Clapton on While my Guitar Gently Weeps.

kill her and then kill yourself!

You should never have let her move in without performing an SRV test on her first.

Bitches who don't dig the blues are not girlfriend material.

3rd. :thumbsup

get another one