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ClickCastX 02-08-2012 07:11 AM

Does it turn you on when a girl farts?
 
I don't think I can stomach it especially during lovemaking.


Evil Chris 02-08-2012 07:13 AM

haha what was that from? The Cosby's parody?

digitalfantasies 02-08-2012 07:13 AM

I think that will be the end of our relationship

bronco67 02-08-2012 07:18 AM

Only if it's one of those cute little mouse farts.

John-ACWM 02-08-2012 10:41 AM

No but that was a funny video :)

freecartoonporn 02-08-2012 11:15 AM

lol., thats funny as hell., nice video.,

Spunky 02-08-2012 11:17 AM

Not if it stinks like a rotten egg

Mike Honcho 02-08-2012 12:23 PM

If her pussy is farting while I'm pounding it, then no worries.

If she lets one rip

http://t.qkme.me/35fuad.jpg

LAJ 02-08-2012 12:39 PM

Farting is always funny no matter who does it.

Turned on tho? fuck no.

L-Pink 02-08-2012 12:40 PM

Especially when she says "It's talking to you Daddy"

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Kenny B! 02-08-2012 12:49 PM

Go see how many farting clips there are on clips4sale, you'll be amazed how many people get off on farting girls

spazlabz 02-08-2012 12:51 PM

no, absolutely not

facialfreak 02-08-2012 01:54 PM


CurrentlySober 02-08-2012 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by facialfreak (Post 18745876)


http://i.imgur.com/FHamB.jpg

brassmonkey 02-08-2012 02:26 PM

oh hell naw! store burritos will do that to your ass. but as a teen i would have to get my nutt and bounce

Biggie Smalls Web Writing 02-08-2012 02:26 PM

Not my fetish..

Loryn 02-08-2012 02:38 PM

NO!!!

Any farting or shitting please keep to yourself... I would like to imagine you don't shit at all... If you want my face down there, then please refrain from talking to me about your shit, and if you have to shit, be secretive... It's very simple to do...

Now if you are just a buddy then fart on my friend... I love to watch a great silent but deadly fart planted into a friends face... LOL But if you want sex with me, then you don't shit or fart ever... and I will show the same respect... :winkwink:

Well if things move along then a funny fart every now and again is okay, :fart but YOU DON'T SHIT... it's gross and I don't want to imagine a man sitting on the toilet when his cock is hanging down in the area his shit is falling out... :throwup

Mr Pheer 02-08-2012 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 18746008)
NO!!!

Any farting or shitting please keep to yourself... I would like to imagine you don't shit at all... If you want my face down there, then please refrain from talking to me about your shit, and if you have to shit, be secretive... It's very simple to do...

Now if you are just a buddy then fart on my friend... I love to watch a great silent but deadly fart planted into a friends face... LOL But if you want sex with me, then you don't shit or fart ever... and I will show the same respect... :winkwink:

Well if things move along then a funny fart every now and again is okay, :fart but YOU DON'T SHIT... it's gross and I don't want to imagine a man sitting on the toilet when his cock is hanging down in the area his shit is falling out... :throwup

LOL you're a crazy chic. These are crazy times.

vsex 02-08-2012 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 18746008)
NO!!!

Any farting or shitting please keep to yourself... I would like to imagine you don't shit at all... If you want my face down there, then please refrain from talking to me about your shit, and if you have to shit, be secretive... It's very simple to do...

Now if you are just a buddy then fart on my friend... I love to watch a great silent but deadly fart planted into a friends face... LOL But if you want sex with me, then you don't shit or fart ever... and I will show the same respect... :winkwink:

Well if things move along then a funny fart every now and again is okay, :fart but YOU DON'T SHIT... it's gross and I don't want to imagine a man sitting on the toilet when his cock is hanging down in the area his shit is falling out... :throwup

so what are you trying to say? :1orglaugh

CyberHustler 02-08-2012 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 18746008)
NO!!!

Any farting or shitting please keep to yourself... I would like to imagine you don't shit at all... If you want my face down there, then please refrain from talking to me about your shit, and if you have to shit, be secretive... It's very simple to do...

Now if you are just a buddy then fart on my friend... I love to watch a great silent but deadly fart planted into a friends face... LOL But if you want sex with me, then you don't shit or fart ever... and I will show the same respect... :winkwink:

Well if things move along then a funny fart every now and again is okay, :fart but YOU DON'T SHIT... it's gross and I don't want to imagine a man sitting on the toilet when his cock is hanging down in the area his shit is falling out... :throwup

Jesus woman...

I love when a girl is so relaxed around me she can fart in public and laugh as hard as me...

Anyways fellas, ever brushed your teeth in the same bathroom a cute girl was taking monstrosity of a shit in? Me neither. I wouldn't sit through anybodies shit, not even for my wife unless it's medically necessary.

Loryn 02-08-2012 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 18746351)
Jesus woman...

I love when a girl is so relaxed around me she can fart in public and laugh as hard as me...

Anyways fellas, ever brushed your teeth in the same bathroom a cute girl was taking monstrosity of a shit in? Me neither. I wouldn't sit through anybodies shit, not even for my wife unless it's medically necessary.

That's why I said when things move forward in the relationship then funny fart games are okay... Dutch ovens etc... but not at the beginning... :1orglaugh

AND NEVER POO!!! :throwup (well like you said, unless it's medically necessary)

Alice22 02-08-2012 11:41 PM

My friend splited with her bf, because he farted all the time...

L-Pink 02-08-2012 11:57 PM

Loryn, Would you like to meet for a drink? See where things go ... Let's swap pic's.


http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/9...ioncontest.jpg

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jabula 02-11-2012 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18746915)
Loryn, Would you like to meet for a drink? See where things go ... Let's swap pic's.


http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/9...ioncontest.jpg

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:1orglaugh

TheSquealer 02-11-2012 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 18746008)
NO!!!

Any farting or shitting please keep to yourself... I would like to imagine you don't shit at all... If you want my face down there, then please refrain from talking to me about your shit, and if you have to shit, be secretive... It's very simple to do...

Now if you are just a buddy then fart on my friend... I love to watch a great silent but deadly fart planted into a friends face... LOL But if you want sex with me, then you don't shit or fart ever... and I will show the same respect... :winkwink:

Well if things move along then a funny fart every now and again is okay, :fart but YOU DON'T SHIT... it's gross and I don't want to imagine a man sitting on the toilet when his cock is hanging down in the area his shit is falling out... :throwup

Seriously... WTF?
:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

rowan 02-12-2012 03:20 AM

Is it bad that I recognise where those fart sound effects come from?

http://farts.typepad.com/fart-sound-board.swf

Dirty F 02-12-2012 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 18746008)
but YOU DON'T SHIT... it's gross and I don't want to imagine a man sitting on the toilet when his cock is hanging down in the area his shit is falling out... :throwup

:1orglaugh

rowan 02-12-2012 05:59 AM





Probably some guy jacking off to these right now. :helpme

rowan 02-12-2012 06:07 AM


martinsc 02-12-2012 06:45 AM

no way... girls don't fart!

Klen 02-12-2012 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 18746008)
NO!!!

Any farting or shitting please keep to yourself... I would like to imagine you don't shit at all... If you want my face down there, then please refrain from talking to me about your shit, and if you have to shit, be secretive... It's very simple to do...

Now if you are just a buddy then fart on my friend... I love to watch a great silent but deadly fart planted into a friends face... LOL But if you want sex with me, then you don't shit or fart ever... and I will show the same respect... :winkwink:

Well if things move along then a funny fart every now and again is okay, :fart but YOU DON'T SHIT... it's gross and I don't want to imagine a man sitting on the toilet when his cock is hanging down in the area his shit is falling out... :throwup

Now if only every woman would have such instruction manual :1orglaugh

J. Falcon 02-12-2012 07:24 AM

Ive been living with my wife for like 8 years and I can honestly say I've never once heard her fart. Pretty amazing really.

biskoppen 02-12-2012 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 18754238)
Ive been living with my wife for like 8 years and I can honestly say I've never once heard her fart. Pretty amazing really.

That's not a good sign if you ask me.. living in a relationship we're you're still embarresed to fart in front of the other after 8 years is no good..

Obviously there are other scenarios

mavruda 02-12-2012 08:58 AM

Girls don't ever, never fart!

rayadp05 02-12-2012 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 18746008)
NO!!!

Any farting or shitting please keep to yourself... I would like to imagine you don't shit at all... If you want my face down there, then please refrain from talking to me about your shit, and if you have to shit, be secretive... It's very simple to do...

Now if you are just a buddy then fart on my friend... I love to watch a great silent but deadly fart planted into a friends face... LOL But if you want sex with me, then you don't shit or fart ever... and I will show the same respect... :winkwink:

Well if things move along then a funny fart every now and again is okay, :fart but YOU DON'T SHIT... it's gross and I don't want to imagine a man sitting on the toilet when his cock is hanging down in the area his shit is falling out... :throwup

damn..thats hardcore. she called it just like it is. :1orglaugh

NinjaSword 02-12-2012 09:50 AM

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L-Pink 02-12-2012 10:04 AM

Loryn, I'm also a cat lover.

http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/6...letwithcat.jpg

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2MuchMark 02-12-2012 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martinsc (Post 18754193)
no way... girls don't fart!


martinsc 02-12-2012 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 18754469)

I love mythbusters!!!!:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Chosen 02-12-2012 06:38 PM

No :pimp

fris 02-12-2012 06:58 PM

that was some funny shit


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