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Pierre 02-10-2012 09:10 AM

Best place to live in Florida?
 
I am looking to buy a property in Florida. The prices now are so cheap compared to a few years ago and very cheap compared to my home town, Toronto. I am looking for a place to spend the winters. I've been looking at different places but can't make up my mind. So many properties and places to choose from. I need some insight from those who live there or who are very familiar with Florida. Where is the best place to live in Florida and why?

HowlingWulf 02-10-2012 09:30 AM

It entirely depends on what sort of lifestyle you enjoy.

Verbal 02-10-2012 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by HowlingWulf (Post 18750203)
It entirely depends on what sort of lifestyle you enjoy.

Yup .. more info needed

magicmike 02-10-2012 09:40 AM

I was down in Hollywood a week ago, the old man just moved to Pembroke Pines for the winter, people drive like maniacs in Florida. Why doesn't anyone signal?

If your looking to winter, then South Florida is a good choice. Broward, Miami-Dade.

Golden beach is awesome if your rich.

candyflip 02-10-2012 10:04 AM

I lived in Orlando for a few years and that was a place I would consider again. Lots of empty houses, condos and storefronts because their property boom seems to have died down in the few years.

ArsewithClass 02-10-2012 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Pierre (Post 18750165)
I've been looking at different places but can't make up my mind.

Hey Pierre, some where to live that's a little different in Florida......
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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2_f0UHML93...Ck/s1600/1.jpg


& the views are great :thumbsup

http://blog.floridaholidays.co.uk/wp...-Hulk-Ride.jpg

Enjoy! :pimp

Ross 02-10-2012 10:40 AM

My Fiancee and I want to buy a Condo in Orlando. We used to go there for a month each year, we loved it. I saw brand new Condos, 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom for $54,000. I think it was a 20-25 minute drive from Disney area as well which is decent. We're going to look into it more after the wedding.

Kenny B! 02-10-2012 10:47 AM

South beach!

ruff 02-10-2012 12:22 PM

If you want culture, fun, adventure, interesting people and shit like that, move to Miami. Visit the other places.

Monique Niccole 02-10-2012 12:39 PM

Miami is the only place in Florida I'd go back to.

Lykos 02-10-2012 12:41 PM

South Florida is far best to me!

candyflip 02-10-2012 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross (Post 18750396)
My Fiancee and I want to buy a Condo in Orlando. We used to go there for a month each year, we loved it. I saw brand new Condos, 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom for $54,000. I think it was a 20-25 minute drive from Disney area as well which is decent. We're going to look into it more after the wedding.

I am trying to convince my girl to up and move the family down there. We can dump rent out our place here and buy two brand new adjoining condos for under $130k.

I'm sick of the cold weather.

Harmon 02-10-2012 12:50 PM

Definitely S Florida. I think it was Sperbonzo that said it once best on this board... it went something along the lines of "Anything north of Lake Okechobee is like a totally different state..." or something to that effect, and he was right.

Anything much further north than that and you may as well be living in Alabama because everyone is ass backwards, inbred trailer trash. Of course there are a few exceptions... Orlando and Tampa just being a few. However, even the outskirts of those cities tend to slowly start working their way back to trailer park status.

L-Pink 02-10-2012 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 18750728)
Definitely S Florida. I think it was Sperbonzo that said it once best on this board... it went something along the lines of "Anything north of Lake Okechobee is like a totally different state..." or something to that effect, and he was right.

Anything much further north than that and you may as well be living in Alabama because everyone is ass backwards, inbred trailer trash. Of course there are a few exceptions... Orlando and Tampa just being a few. However, even the outskirts of those cities tend to slowly start working their way back to trailer park status.

:2 cents:

MediumPimpin 02-10-2012 12:53 PM

Florida is pretty split up, all depends on your lifestyle like others have said, South Florida if you are more liberal, like a faster city life and don't mind a huge mix of races, which is what I prefer.

Right now I live in the Tampa area and I can't stand it, if you are a good ole redneck and like a mix of older white people but still have some city life going then that may be for you.

I also have a house in Sebastian, east coast by Coco Beach, older retired people for the most part the whole coast up there closes at 9:00.

Orlando has a lot to offer but it's still to red neck for me and spread out.

Just my 2 cents but then again when I get North of Boca Raton and I start hearing banjo's playing...

PS been here since 1972.

Harmon 02-10-2012 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18750741)
:2 cents:

I knew you would be in this thread soon. You have this place on lock :1orglaugh

MediumPimpin 02-10-2012 01:00 PM

Forgot about the the South West Coast, Naples, Ft Myers, Cape Coral, Sarasota, they all suck.

L-Pink 02-10-2012 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 18750762)
I knew you would be in this thread soon. You have this place on lock :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh ..... I love Florida but it has such a diverse assortment of "characters" depending on location.

Here's a great place to live if you don't care for clothes in the heat ...

http://calienteresorts.com/tampa/destination.html

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crockett 02-10-2012 01:56 PM

As others have said.. with FL you really have to pick the right areas. Some places are great then other places are total shit. People say Orl is good but personally I never liked it and crime is a bitch over there. If you watch new in Orlando it's like every other story is someone getting killed. South FL is nice but also has some bad places..

It's almost like Texas and Austin.. You have a whole state filled with cowboy, religious hardcore right wingers then go to Austin and it seems like you are in another country. Fl is much like this but it has more than just one Austin..

L-Pink 02-10-2012 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18750904)
Tampa is really cheap

And you can watch great sports teams ................................................. beat the local teams.

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Captain Kawaii 02-10-2012 02:01 PM

Southeast Florida is probably best for you. I am from Tampa.

Florida was a great state until the redneck white trash moved in from up north.
I hear the new Mexican population is a step up.

Tampa can be ok in small doses. If you travel a lot it may be ok.

suesheboy 02-10-2012 02:22 PM

I live in Boca Raton for more than 20 years now.

Live in Palm Beach County and visit Broward/Miami - Dade. The lifestyle in the keys is awesome for some.

Homeowners and Condo insurance can be insane or unattainable depending on location and building construction,. Would suggest unless you can steal the property don't buy older than 2000 as the codes were stricter and retrofitting roof is beyond expensive.

If you want to snowbird, at least have hurricane glass throughout the house or condo. Shutters are a giveaway you are not there and an invitation to break ins.

RyuLion 02-10-2012 02:26 PM

No, not South Beach..
North Miami (Aventura), North or South of Ft. Lauderdale.

GFED 02-10-2012 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18750904)
Tampa or miami

Tampa is really cheap

:disgust

epitome 02-10-2012 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 18751007)
No, not South Beach..
North Miami (Aventura), North or South of Ft. Lauderdale.

I always liked Hallandale. Was going to move there, except I was worried about drinking and driving, which is something I won't do... and everything is a drive. I ended up choosing Wilton Manors because it's epicenter of the Fort Lauderdale gay scene ... and everything is within walking distance, or we can take the free street legal golf cart people movers.

Mutt 02-10-2012 02:41 PM

Talk to an accountant before you as a Canadian buy real estate in the US, there are tax implications.

Shotsie 02-10-2012 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by magicmike (Post 18750229)
I was down in Hollywood a week ago, the old man just moved to Pembroke Pines for the winter, people drive like maniacs in Florida. Why doesn't anyone signal?

French Canadians(for some reason French Canadians can't drive for shit), and third-world immigrants who aren't used to crazy concepts like paved roads and traffic signals.

CyberHustler 02-10-2012 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18750872)
:1orglaugh ..... I love Florida but it has such a diverse assortment of "characters" depending on location.

Here's a great place to live if you don't care for clothes in the heat ...

http://calienteresorts.com/tampa/destination.html

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Been there. Fucking sting rays and dolphins everywhere. And the raccoons.... aww man. Not too pleasant for me.

directfiesta 02-10-2012 05:27 PM

After selling in 2003 a condo ( high price / high exchange rate = more profit for me ), I bought last year in Pompano Beach , directly on the intra-coastal, about 1000 feet from the beach.

Paid a cheap 170K US ( identical units were bought in 2005/2006 for 340K ) when the exchange was good for Can$ ( 161K canadian ).

Now, you can find a ton of condos in communities for 30-50K ( just be carefull as the standing of the OHA ) if you are willing to be between the I-95 and the Turnpike .

Choker 02-10-2012 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 18750396)
My Fiancee and I want to buy a Condo in Orlando. We used to go there for a month each year, we loved it. I saw brand new Condos, 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom for $54,000. I think it was a 20-25 minute drive from Disney area as well which is decent. We're going to look into it more after the wedding.

Bad bad idea. Condo market got hit 5 times worse than single homes and experts are predicting that they will never recover and in fact depreciate much more. Condo associations are having to deal with not collecting fees due to all the foreclosures etc and thus they are run down, further depreciating the units. . You can buy a 2/2 single home for less than 100k.

L-Pink 02-10-2012 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker (Post 18751396)
Bad bad idea. Condo market got hit 5 times worse than single homes and experts are predicting that they will never recover and in fact depreciate much more. Condo associations are having to deal with not collecting fees due to all the foreclosures etc and thus they are run down, further depreciating the units. . You can buy a 2/2 single home for less than 100k.

To add to what Choker stated ... Many condo owners have walked away from their units. Filling in are squatters, temporary renters, low life renters and empty units without power. So you may live next to non unit owners, people that don't care or mold farms.

That's not true everywhere but the odds increase the further you are from the water.

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Domain Diva 02-10-2012 05:47 PM

Saw this news story on the BBC yesterday...2 brit guys shot dead simply by entering the wrong neighbourhood ( Sarasota) , is it really that unsafe in some parts of Florida?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...n-Florida.html

MediumPimpin 02-10-2012 05:50 PM

Yes it is.

Choker 02-10-2012 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Domain Diva (Post 18751420)
Saw this news story on the BBC yesterday...2 brit guys shot dead simply by entering the wrong neighbourhood ( Sarasota) , is it really that unsafe in some parts of Florida?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...n-Florida.html

Florida is a HUGE destination for european tourists, especially Brits. So when something does happen the press blows it out of proportion. A guy gets shot in Timbuktoo nobody gives a fuck. Guy gets shot in Orlando everybody freaks out.

Domain Diva 02-10-2012 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Choker (Post 18751435)
Florida is a HUGE destination for european tourists, especially Brits. So when something does happen the press blows it out of proportion. A guy gets shot in Timbuktoo nobody gives a fuck. Guy gets shot in Orlando everybody freaks out.

yea i guess it would cause more media coverage than normal.

I went to AVN show in hollywood and loved it just wondered how bad it really was in parts and if overall it was safe.

directfiesta 02-10-2012 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Domain Diva (Post 18751420)
Saw this news story on the BBC yesterday...2 brit guys shot dead simply by entering the wrong neighbourhood ( Sarasota) , is it really that unsafe in some parts of Florida?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...n-Florida.html

yes ... they have guns ... and no brain.

TidalWave 02-10-2012 07:30 PM

Miami sucks... do not live there.
Maybe to hit a club in SoBe for the night, but thats it.

I would live in the Boca Raton / Wellington / Jupiter 'ish area.

I have 6 houses up north past that area, in Vero Beach, and its also a nice area but things do close early and its suburban. You would need to drive back down to Palm Beach area for younger people, if thats your thing.

shimmy2 02-10-2012 09:06 PM

florida has become too much of a police state in the past few years to enjoy. try moving a few hours south of there you just might surprise yourself :2 cents:

ArsewithClass 02-10-2012 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18751688)
florida has become too much of a police state in the past few years to enjoy. try moving a few hours south of there you just might surprise yourself :2 cents:

Dominican Republic???

ErectMedia 02-10-2012 09:36 PM

I visit Tampa, Bradenton, Sarasota, St. Pete every year and I dig it. Considering a move to Tampa in a few years. Insurance is high from what the family tells me.

RyuLion 02-10-2012 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18751032)
I always liked Hallandale. Was going to move there, except I was worried about drinking and driving, which is something I won't do... and everything is a drive. I ended up choosing Wilton Manors because it's epicenter of the Fort Lauderdale gay scene ... and everything is within walking distance, or we can take the free street legal golf cart people movers.

free golf cart? sign me up! :thumbsup

Ross 02-10-2012 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TidalWave (Post 18751550)
Miami sucks... do not live there.
Maybe to hit a club in SoBe for the night, but thats it.

I would live in the Boca Raton / Wellington / Jupiter 'ish area.

I have 6 houses up north past that area, in Vero Beach, and its also a nice area but things do close early and its suburban. You would need to drive back down to Palm Beach area for younger people, if thats your thing.

Not sure why you don't like Miami but I love it. Haven't been for about 4 years now to be fair so perhaps I'm a bit out of touch. I loved it when I was there and would happily (back then) live in Miami.

epitome 02-10-2012 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 18751745)
free golf cart? sign me up! :thumbsup

Yeah its really cool. You just call the number and it's a free taxi. Obviously should tip, but not required, even though everybody does as the drivers don't get paid. Electric 8 person golf carts and advertising on top pays for them and the electric to keep them charged.

ArsewithClass 02-10-2012 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choker (Post 18751435)
Florida is a HUGE destination for european tourists, especially Brits. So when something does happen the press blows it out of proportion. A guy gets shot in Timbuktoo nobody gives a fuck. Guy gets shot in Orlando everybody freaks out.

There again... Guys get shot in London everyday.... but it's gang war fair, not tourists :(


As asked by Domain Diva, Is there good & bad areas of Florida?


If you asked me about London or even local in Bedford, Luton, Bournemouth & Southampton, I could say there are good & bad areas. Detroit, there are bad & bad areas, Beverly hills there are some good & some lovely areas. How about Florida?

madleinx 02-11-2012 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 18751007)
No, not South Beach..
North Miami (Aventura), North or South of Ft. Lauderdale.

Looking to buy a house in Northwest Miami but don't know which neighborhoods to avoid. Crime's everywhere and I understand all that. I don't really even mind that much, frankly. Just places where people get killed every night, home invasions, high gang activity, that sort of thing. Where are the places I should stay out of?

Harmon 02-11-2012 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18750872)
:1orglaugh ..... I love Florida but it has such a diverse assortment of "characters" depending on location.

Here's a great place to live if you don't care for clothes in the heat ...

http://calienteresorts.com/tampa/destination.html

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I've been there a few times with some friends that belong there. It's been a couple of years since I have been there, but when I was there, the place was nice as a mother fucker. High class nudist living lol :1orglaugh

ruff 02-11-2012 04:38 AM

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Originally Posted by madleinx (Post 18751883)
Looking to buy a house in Northwest Miami but don't know which neighborhoods to avoid. Crime's everywhere and I understand all that. I don't really even mind that much, frankly. Just places where people get killed every night, home invasions, high gang activity, that sort of thing. Where are the places I should stay out of?

If you aren't going to live near the beach, then you can pick anywhere else in Florida and it will be the same. As far as crime and the rest of the shit, don't watch Fox news. I haven't been shot at yet, nobody has invaded my home and the only gang around is a skateboard gang. Read Voltaire's Candide then decide. Plus anyone's opinion that does not live in South Florida isn't worth a fart in a hurricane. You want to buy? Rent first.

crockett 02-11-2012 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Domain Diva (Post 18751420)
Saw this news story on the BBC yesterday...2 brit guys shot dead simply by entering the wrong neighbourhood ( Sarasota) , is it really that unsafe in some parts of Florida?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...n-Florida.html

If you are British yes.. there is unofficial hunting season on vacationing Brits for some reason.

DarkJedi 02-11-2012 04:45 AM

Florida is a swamp. They have flying cockroaches. It sucks.

madleinx 02-11-2012 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ruff (Post 18752127)
If you aren't going to live near the beach, then you can pick anywhere else in Florida and it will be the same. As far as crime and the rest of the shit, don't watch Fox news. I haven't been shot at yet, nobody has invaded my home and the only gang around is a skateboard gang. Read Voltaire's Candide then decide. Plus anyone's opinion that does not live in South Florida isn't worth a fart in a hurricane. You want to buy? Rent first.

don't think i can afford to live ON the beach....i'm looking at houses that are in the numbered streets , like above the 100s (yes, i know i sound like an idiot). why rent first? waste of money. housing market is great here and bad there. i want the house. oh, i'm from new orleans, so i know all about the hurricanes :)


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