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Max Potential 02-11-2012 02:04 PM

Jellyfish
 
Did you know that Jellyfish all but evaporate in the sun. They?re 98% water.

http://www.aloha.com/~lifeguards/jellie75.jpg

http://science.howstuffworks.com/env.../jellyfish.htm

Chosen 02-11-2012 03:36 PM

Thanks for letting us know :pimp

sixsax 02-11-2012 04:18 PM

Jellyfish fact: The worlds largest known jellyfish can reach a diameter of 2.5 m / 8ft and its tentacles can grow to be half the length of a football field.

Scott McD 02-11-2012 05:54 PM

I hate the fuckers! When i was in Malta, all you could see in the water was jellyfish everywhere.

Actually watched a programme on tv about them not that long ago, and it was basically about how their numbers are multiplying at an incredible rate, and taking over many parts of oceans and seas that you never used to find them before...

Mr Pheer 02-11-2012 06:00 PM

Sometimes when I'm scuba diving, I just happen to notice that I'm often surround by dozens of tiny jellyfish that are so transparent that you can barely see them. I've even tried to take photos of them but it just looks like water in the pics.

V_RocKs 02-11-2012 09:08 PM

Jelly fish aren't even real fish

L-Pink 02-11-2012 10:41 PM

Contrary to popular legend and despite a twisted personal fetish, urinating on jellyfish stings just makes it worse.

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EddyTheDog 02-11-2012 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18753832)
Contrary to popular legend and despite a twisted personal fetish, urinating on jellyfish stings just makes it worse.

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Vinegar is the way to go....

They have bottles of it in emergency kits on Australian beaches.

Anyway, I think this a bot fishing thread. I am not a bot!

anexsia 02-11-2012 11:07 PM

We need more great business threads like this, will start incorporating random ocean facts on my adult sites.

ArsewithClass 02-12-2012 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Potential (Post 18753065)
Did you know that Jellyfish all but evaporate in the sun. They?re 98% water.

http://www.aloha.com/~lifeguards/jellie75.jpg

http://science.howstuffworks.com/env.../jellyfish.htm

I didn't think they evaporate, more so melt.. maybe liquify & become a pool of water.

A load of beached jelly fish in Wales were turning into water on the sand. As they had been there for a while, already dead. I put one in a plastic bag, to dissect back home. Within an hour, a pool of water lay in the bag, no jellie :2 cents:

helterskelter808 02-12-2012 08:35 AM

I vaguely remember a story a few years ago about a gigantic jellyfish swarm killing off thousands of fish at a fish farm.

Edit: Hm, happened in Northern Ireland. I thought maybe Japan. Ten square miles of jellyfish, 35 feet deep.

Quote:

The first attack was like a Biblical plague: Billions of purplish pelagia noctiluca, or mauve stingers, drifted over cages of salmon in Glenarm Bay and stung to death about 120,000 fish.
Scientists Mystified by Jellyfish Attacks on Fish Farm

spazlabz 02-12-2012 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 18753444)
I hate the fuckers! When i was in Malta, all you could see in the water was jellyfish everywhere.

Actually watched a programme on tv about them not that long ago, and it was basically about how their numbers are multiplying at an incredible rate, and taking over many parts of oceans and seas that you never used to find them before...

did the program mention that the reason for the increase in their numbers is related to global climate change?

Roald 02-12-2012 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18753832)
Contrary to popular legend and despite a twisted personal fetish, urinating on jellyfish stings just makes it worse.

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yes but urinating over your buddy is way more fun !!!!!

mavruda 02-12-2012 08:50 AM

Poor jellies - the nature totally fucked 'em up.

Max Potential 02-12-2012 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Potential (Post 18753065)
Did you know that Jellyfish all but evaporate in the sun. They?re 98% water.

http://www.aloha.com/~lifeguards/jellie75.jpg

http://science.howstuffworks.com/env.../jellyfish.htm

Other interesting jellyfish facts;

The mouth of a jellyfish is also the anus.

An adult jellyfish is a medusa, named after the mythological creature with snakes for hair who could turn humans to stone with a glance.

Chosen 02-12-2012 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18753762)
Jelly fish aren't even real fish

http://www.sweary.com/dailyfun/wp-co...card-o-rly.jpg

ArsewithClass 02-12-2012 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Max Potential (Post 18754702)
The mouth of a jellyfish is also the anus.

http://listverse.files.wordpress.com.../teebeutel.jpg

Eat, sleep & fuck at the same time :thumbsup

bronco67 02-12-2012 10:07 PM

You're like that kid from Jerry Maguire.

John-ACWM 02-13-2012 06:28 AM

:) good to know.


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