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fris 02-13-2012 07:44 AM

Whitney Houston Jokes, Warning: some of these are pretty bad.
 
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Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag.

First Amy Winehouse, now Whitney Houston, Columbia has a tough financial year ahead.

If she wasn't before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now.

A full day of Whitney Houston on MTV.
I don't know who is in hell, me or her.

Many people saying Whitney died so young, but to be fair 48 is probably past the life expectancy in wherever she's originally from.

Whitney Houston ended her life the same way she ended her songs.
On a high note.

Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston?
About 204 days.

Looks like Whitney Houston is cool again now that she's just made the transition from mainstream to the underground.

Whitney Houston's life is like skiing.
Once you get on the white powder, it's all down hill from there

For Hire:
Experienced bodyguard available for immediate start.

Bobby Brown has bid on my punchbag on Ebay, apparently his is broken.

A suicide note, supposedly by Whitney Houston, is now doing the rounds on the Internet.
Obviously a fake. Everyone knows black people can't write.

Nintendo are releasing a new game based on the lives of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston.
It's called WiiHab.

I cannot wait to try the Whitney Houston sex position.
I force feed my wife a load of drugs until she's completely fucked on the floor.

Whitney Houston found dead in the bath,
Must have been trying to get clean.

20th Century Fox have bought the rights to Whitney Houston's life story.
Apparently it's to be called "The Fall of the Planet of the Ape"

So Whitney's dead...., now she's reunited with her career

Confusion in heaven today as Whitney Houston tries to explain to Michael Jackson why 5 year old crack is bad

Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath.

Houston leaves fortune with people who loved her.
Mexican drugs cartels.

Dear Lord, thank you for answering my prayers. However you seem to have made a terrible error. I said "Britney", not "Whitney".

When Michael Jackson died all that was on the radio was Michael Jackson songs. When Whitney Houston died all you could hear was Whitney Houston songs. I just hope Justin Bieber Never Dies

Whitney Houston Found Dead.
Columbian economy collapses.

TMZ is reporting that Whitney Houston has officially quit using drugs.

I bet they didnt need to draw any white lines around Whitney Houston's body.
I told you they were bad.

Fletch XXX 02-13-2012 07:46 AM

Nintendo are releasing a new game based on the lives of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston.
It's called WiiHab.

lol

well fact is, whenever a crackhead normal citizen dies no one cares, she really is no different despite her stardom or fanbase. if you or anyone really cares go help crack heads out downtown right now freezing LOL

Turf 02-13-2012 07:52 AM

ok, had a few laughts here, dont know if it was because the jokes were funny or simply over the top but i chuckled..

Scott McD 02-13-2012 07:55 AM

Some of those are good! :1orglaugh

JFK 02-13-2012 07:56 AM

some funny ones:thumbsup

Roald 02-13-2012 07:56 AM

Haha thats bad

pornguy 02-13-2012 08:07 AM

WiiHab.

that was fucking great.

I am already so fucking sick of this crap with her on the news radio etc..

brassmonkey 02-13-2012 08:10 AM

R. I . P. Miss Houston

Si 02-13-2012 08:14 AM

Love this one:

When Michael Jackson died all that was on the radio was Michael Jackson songs. When Whitney Houston died all you could hear was Whitney Houston songs. I just hope Justin Bieber Never dies.

:1orglaugh fucking weird little shit cunt.

Kenny B! 02-13-2012 08:40 AM

Bobby Brown was arrested for the murder of Whitney Houston, when they asked him why he did it he replied.... it's my prerogative!

bronco67 02-13-2012 08:43 AM

I was expecting those jokes to be offensive, but the biggest offense is not being funny. They barely qualify as jokes.

fris 02-13-2012 08:49 AM

sorry will try better next time

AdultEUhost-Sebas 02-13-2012 08:53 AM

Very bad!!!!

martinsc 02-13-2012 08:53 AM

bad.... but some made me laugh!

EddyTheDog 02-13-2012 08:58 AM

Quote:

Confusion in heaven today as Whitney Houston tries to explain to Michael Jackson why 5 year old crack is bad
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Is it too soon - Probably....

TurboAngel 02-13-2012 01:50 PM

WiiHab!


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

RyuLion 02-13-2012 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 18757083)
WiiHab!


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

V_RocKs 02-13-2012 03:19 PM

Sad... Some people just can't handle being a millionaire.

MaDalton 02-13-2012 03:33 PM

Whithey Houston managed to achieve 6 grammy prices in the last 14 years. Very impressive...

Her attempt to take 6 grams in 14 minutes last night wasn't that successful..

Lonny 02-13-2012 04:31 PM

I got a chuckle out of some of them..

wiihab one came out of no where.

Viewfinder 02-13-2012 04:43 PM

The Wiihab one was pretty good.

John-ACWM 02-14-2012 05:54 AM

I only smiled :) but there are some good ones.

Simon 02-14-2012 07:02 AM

http://industryinc.com/stuff/whitney-beats-bobby.jpg



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MrCain 02-14-2012 08:00 AM

http://uk.eonline.com/eol_images/Ent....lc.060910.jpg

scarlettcontent 02-14-2012 09:39 AM

bad and sad but funny

bDok 02-14-2012 11:52 AM

LOL
TMZ is reporting that Whitney Houston has officially quit using drugs.

awesome.


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