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Whitney Houston Jokes, Warning: some of these are pretty bad.

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Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag.

First Amy Winehouse, now Whitney Houston, Columbia has a tough financial year ahead.

If she wasn't before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now.

A full day of Whitney Houston on MTV.
I don't know who is in hell, me or her.

Many people saying Whitney died so young, but to be fair 48 is probably past the life expectancy in wherever she's originally from.

Whitney Houston ended her life the same way she ended her songs.
On a high note.

Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston?
About 204 days.

Looks like Whitney Houston is cool again now that she's just made the transition from mainstream to the underground.

Whitney Houston's life is like skiing.
Once you get on the white powder, it's all down hill from there

For Hire:
Experienced bodyguard available for immediate start.

Bobby Brown has bid on my punchbag on Ebay, apparently his is broken.

A suicide note, supposedly by Whitney Houston, is now doing the rounds on the Internet.
Obviously a fake. Everyone knows black people can't write.

Nintendo are releasing a new game based on the lives of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston.
It's called WiiHab.

I cannot wait to try the Whitney Houston sex position.
I force feed my wife a load of drugs until she's completely fucked on the floor.

Whitney Houston found dead in the bath,
Must have been trying to get clean.

20th Century Fox have bought the rights to Whitney Houston's life story.
Apparently it's to be called "The Fall of the Planet of the Ape"

So Whitney's dead...., now she's reunited with her career

Confusion in heaven today as Whitney Houston tries to explain to Michael Jackson why 5 year old crack is bad

Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath.

Houston leaves fortune with people who loved her.
Mexican drugs cartels.

Dear Lord, thank you for answering my prayers. However you seem to have made a terrible error. I said "Britney", not "Whitney".

When Michael Jackson died all that was on the radio was Michael Jackson songs. When Whitney Houston died all you could hear was Whitney Houston songs. I just hope Justin Bieber Never Dies

Whitney Houston Found Dead.
Columbian economy collapses.

TMZ is reporting that Whitney Houston has officially quit using drugs.

I bet they didnt need to draw any white lines around Whitney Houston's body.

I told you they were bad.

Nintendo are releasing a new game based on the lives of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston.
It's called WiiHab.

lol

well fact is, whenever a crackhead normal citizen dies no one cares, she really is no different despite her stardom or fanbase. if you or anyone really cares go help crack heads out downtown right now freezing LOL

ok, had a few laughts here, dont know if it was because the jokes were funny or simply over the top but i chuckled..

Some of those are good! :1orglaugh

some funny ones:thumbsup

WiiHab.

that was fucking great.

I am already so fucking sick of this crap with her on the news radio etc..

R. I . P. Miss Houston

Love this one:

When Michael Jackson died all that was on the radio was Michael Jackson songs. When Whitney Houston died all you could hear was Whitney Houston songs. I just hope Justin Bieber Never dies.

:1orglaugh fucking weird little shit cunt.

Bobby Brown was arrested for the murder of Whitney Houston, when they asked him why he did it he replied.... it's my prerogative!

I was expecting those jokes to be offensive, but the biggest offense is not being funny. They barely qualify as jokes.

sorry will try better next time

bad.... but some made me laugh!

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Confusion in heaven today as Whitney Houston tries to explain to Michael Jackson why 5 year old crack is bad

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Is it too soon - Probably....

WiiHab!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel (Post 18757083)

WiiHab!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sad... Some people just can't handle being a millionaire.

Whithey Houston managed to achieve 6 grammy prices in the last 14 years. Very impressive...

Her attempt to take 6 grams in 14 minutes last night wasn't that successful..

I got a chuckle out of some of them..

wiihab one came out of no where.

The Wiihab one was pretty good.

I only smiled :) but there are some good ones.

bad and sad but funny

LOL
TMZ is reporting that Whitney Houston has officially quit using drugs.

awesome.