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Juicy D. Links 02-17-2012 06:38 PM

Friend had a baby girl... what is good to get them?
 
:helpme:helpme:helpme

Diapers? Toys for the kid?

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Spunky 02-17-2012 06:44 PM

Child support

TisMe 02-17-2012 06:44 PM

Onesies, you can not have too many of them.

NaughtyRob 02-17-2012 06:50 PM

Get them older kid clothes, not newborn. Get like 3-6 month or 6-9 month.

DarkJedi 02-17-2012 07:20 PM

A pitbull dog

asdasd 02-17-2012 07:22 PM

A television set

candyflip 02-17-2012 07:22 PM

My girl makes baby blankets and sell quite a few of them.

Holler. I'll hook you up.

http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_570xN.172295396.jpg

http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_fullxfull.172295196.jpg

Brent 3dSexCash 02-17-2012 07:24 PM

I have a 1 year old now, so I'm going to list the weird things we got that helped a LOT when my daughter was born:

teething toys
a "mommy clip" (it's a huge ass clip that looks like a rock climber)
a warmer for wipes (it's like 20$, and saves me a lot of screaming)
a gift certificate for a night out (that first month = little rest, good to get out)
a case of beer for the dad (put a bow on it, and now it's classy san diego)
dr browns bottle warmer
a "glider" (not a rocking chair)
a nice playmat....we got the wagamama baby zabu (http://www.pnmag.com/maternity-baby-...mama-baby-zabu) BEST FUCKING THING EVER

don't worry about toys. for the first few weeks, the baby can't really do anything but look up. probably the gift i liked the most was that wagamama playmat because it gave you 10 seconds to run to the bathroom to piss knowing that your daughter can't roll out of the mat she's on.

my daughter's favorite? wipe warmer. if you use cold wipes on her now, she SCREAMS

Imortyl Pussycat 02-17-2012 07:25 PM

i always buy one of these blankets with the tags around the outside. babies love to suck on the tag on their blanket so this group made them with tags all the way around..genius.
http://www.kidsii.com/taggies/t-TGWhereToBuy.aspx

candyflip 02-17-2012 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 18766598)
i always buy one of these blankets with the tags around the outside. babies love to suck on the tag on their blanket so this group made them with tags all the way around..genius.
http://www.kidsii.com/taggies/t-TGWhereToBuy.aspx

Done those too:

http://img1.etsystatic.com/il_570xN.255741885.jpg

baddog 02-17-2012 07:41 PM

Diapers or a diaper service for a couple months

tabasco 02-17-2012 07:42 PM

dedicated server. see sig

DEA 02-17-2012 07:42 PM

stock in disney

Best-In-BC 02-17-2012 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 18766550)
:helpme:helpme:helpme

Diapers? Toys for the kid?

:helpme:helpme

Metal Polish ?

bushwacker 02-17-2012 08:27 PM

A shotgun.....for future use. :thumbsup

Rachael_Nalem 02-17-2012 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 18766562)
Child support

Jajaja. :thumbsup:thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 18766550)
:helpme:helpme:helpme

Diapers? Toys for the kid?

:helpme:helpme

Definitely diapers!

Tony Soundview 02-17-2012 08:37 PM

Baby bottles. All sizes. The good anti gas ones. Not the cheap ones A diaper genie, holds dirty diapers.

ottopottomouse 02-18-2012 05:40 AM

earplugs.

redwhiteandblue 02-18-2012 05:49 AM

Porn subscription - he won't be getting any more sex for a while.

Markul 02-18-2012 05:55 AM

MONEY those things are expensive, especially when you wife runs away with one of them and sends you bills. A new one move in with one and that's just more bills.

On a more serious note, if the mom doesn't have one of these, get her one:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA300_.jpg

V_RocKs 02-18-2012 05:56 AM

A gun to eventually shoot her laptop with.

alextokyo 02-18-2012 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 18767107)
On a more serious note, if the mom doesn't have one of these, get her one:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA300_.jpg

An obese boomerang?

seeandsee 02-18-2012 06:25 AM

Some spiderman toys for start

digitalfantasies 02-18-2012 06:40 AM

get him some alcohol

Emil 02-18-2012 06:56 AM

Give them a boy.

Grapesoda 02-18-2012 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 18766550)
:helpme:helpme:helpme

Diapers? Toys for the kid?

:helpme:helpme

this is the hot item: http://www.toysrus.com/eGiftcard/index.jsp

O MARINA 02-18-2012 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18767090)
earplugs.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

martinsc 02-18-2012 08:20 AM

gift certificate for a baby stuff shop......

brassmonkey 02-18-2012 08:38 AM

dora the explorer dvds dogg

AllAboutCams 02-18-2012 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 18766592)
My girl makes baby blankets and sell quite a few of them.

Holler. I'll hook you up.

http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_570xN.172295396.jpg

http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_fullxfull.172295196.jpg

does she have a website

RazorSharpe 02-18-2012 08:48 AM

The best gift you can give the mom is a spa treatment. After birth, they should be pampered so she'll get a chance to get her nails done, have a massage, get her hair treated to some TLC, etc.

Just a thought ....

LiveDose 02-18-2012 09:05 AM

Some type of local meal delivery service gift card so they don't have to worry about heavy cooking for a while.

L-Pink 02-18-2012 09:23 AM

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4558/picture19n.png

Get them a stripper starter kit.

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Yngwie 02-18-2012 10:22 AM

a chastity belt. haha

LandingPower 02-18-2012 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bushwacker (Post 18766668)
A shotgun.....for future use. :thumbsup

damn you beat me to it

candyflip 02-18-2012 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxupdate (Post 18767300)
does she have a website

She's on Etsy. Hit me up and I'll send you a link.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 02-18-2012 11:52 AM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3m7ElxialL...boutBabies.jpg

ADG

v4 media 02-18-2012 12:05 PM

Fleshlight, kids love sticking their fingers in things, and the dad can have it when she's older.

JFK 02-18-2012 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie (Post 18767437)
a chastity belt. haha

:1orglaugh or condoms:winkwink:

Tippy 02-18-2012 12:36 PM

A baby swing like this http://www.fisher-price.com/fp.aspx?...1911&pcat=bgsw

ElleSorbet 02-20-2012 01:07 AM

I'd definitely hit up Etsy. There's a ton of cute shit there. And people love handmade stuff. I love that site - from both a selling & buying point.

astronaut x 02-20-2012 05:28 AM

PIE?

its good right?

Nicky 02-20-2012 07:23 AM

Earplugs and gasmask

helenaBlue 02-20-2012 08:35 AM

something like these?
http://www.tiffany.com/Shopping/Cate...i+-ni+1-x+-pu+

pornguy 02-20-2012 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 18766592)
My girl makes baby blankets and sell quite a few of them.

Holler. I'll hook you up.

http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_570xN.172295396.jpg

http://img0.etsystatic.com/il_fullxfull.172295196.jpg

Dont know Candyflip or his GF but let me say these are needed more than you can imagine so a about 10 or so would be a great gift.

Cyndalie 02-20-2012 09:01 AM

A "Snuggy Poo" aka "lovey"
My 4 year old still sleeps with hers
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA300_.jpg

cherrylula 02-20-2012 09:18 AM

My favorite thing ever when I had my baby was the baby wipe warmer.

You change their diapers all day long, and when you clean their bottom with cold baby wipes they hate it. I would too! lol

Baby wipe warmers, I thought that sounded ridiculous til I bought one. It spares the little one from so much discomfort and makes mom and baby happier. lol

bronco67 02-20-2012 10:30 AM

My brother really appreciated the diapers I bought for his daughter for her first few months. I Amazoned it.

John-ACWM 02-21-2012 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyRob (Post 18766569)
Get them older kid clothes, not newborn. Get like 3-6 month or 6-9 month.

Agree! will always come in handy :thumbsup

Mr Pheer 02-21-2012 10:24 AM

50 baby girls


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