Americans Inside - Dog The Bounty Hunter, Really ? No I mean Really ?
 

OK I had to post this... It's not business related !

But "Dog The Bounty Hunter" are you fucking kidding me... please tell me it isnt real, that has to be the biggest frekkin joke ever (ok I might be behind the times)

They are running it in the UK, and seriously... WTF ! Really... ? I mean Really ?

Here's a message to DOG should he ever come to the UK to catch criminals... DONT ! Well unless like you do in the USA and catch 60 crach whores...

Who the fuck do they think they are, that is some funny ass shit ! Dressing up like Special Ops... my god the worst Special Ops ever... Seriously ! BRADDDDAAAAAAR !

Ok rant over :disgust Back to business...

cool story brah

special ops ?

are you out of your mind on crack cocaine fool ?

Yea, it's called "entertainment" :thumbsup

Oh its real DOG!!
Its on TV.

Hmmm...
 

Is that what passes as entertainment... oh dear, kinda like Jerry Springer right ? I guess it's a few years old...

If I was on crack cocaine I am sure DOG would be after me... yes they like to dress like they are fucking storm troopers... would just love them going after some real criminals... you know actual dangerous ones...

Sorry just an observation... "only in america comes to mind" :helpme

Hmmm...
 

Agreed... for my next RANT I am going to CRITIQUE the INTERNET ! And how Models are not really 18 ! :Oh crap

go with god brah

You don't want to mess with that mullet

How can you work in this industry is not understand the concept of reality tv?

Yes, he's a joke. The best part is that he thinks he's all that.

Dude...
 

Seriously... I get Reality TV, damn we have enough of our own in the UK !

I was more interested what response I would get, being bored and all doing repetative processing work from today's shoot...

But even as Reality TV goes... he really does not only suck, but lick monkey balls :Oh crap

Ok...
 

Job done... all piccies processed :thumbsup

So Nighty Nite Brah's (is that the plural) :winkwink:

I still feel like there is something wrong with me because I want to fuck his wife.

:(

He makes more per episode than you will in your life. Winning!

You don't enjoy watching an out of shape, middle aged, uber-redneck with a world class bottle blonde mullet, wearing shit kicker cowboy boots attempt to pursue a teenage tweeker running through backyards that aren't in any Hawaiian tourist brochure you'll ever see?

Go figure.

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Great show, but they are freaks.

i like the show and i personally think the guy is a bad ass.
He drove into mexico to bring back a convicted rapist...kudos.

Ya got to admit Beth has the biggest boobs on TV tho hehe

They are like soccer balls.

I always find it amusing that Europeans will watch our absolute worst shows, form these bizarre opinions about Americans, and then think that we are the stupid ones... ;-)

I'm really surprised he hasn't taken a bullet yet.He runs around with mace thinking he's like some super cop lol

Its fucking retarded.

But then again so is most of basic cable.

My last night in London, I met a nice couple in the hotel lounge. The chick was convinced that is had to be real, while her fiance (now hubby) was not so sure. I did my best to educate them on "reality" TV.

:thumbsup - Its the best comedy I've seen since Moe, Larry and Curly... - the, "Brah, you gotta find God, Brah" shit is the best. Dog should do a show with Jim Bakker...who is back frighteningly enough.

If it's on TV, it's fake or 50% fake.

lol ..... this will be a classic .... I think I will watch an episode on A&E online ansd think of this reply ... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup


EDIT : next time try to include the fat pigs tits in that phrase ...

Sadly, my mom loves the show. She even tried to convince me that he doesn't have a mullet.

I love how he gives each of these fugitives a 5 minute pep talk about how they have to get their lives together as he is dropping them off at jail and then everyone acts like he just changed that person's life and now they are going to be on the straight and narrow.

If I had a dollar for every time some European lectured me about how things are in America based on something he saw on television, I'd have several dollars.

You guys really take your TV seriously over there.

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Got to admit, Dog sure knows how to accessorize and Beth is the hottest crime fighter since Noel Neill hehe

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dog's bad, he's nationwide

All of them are fake.. Storage Wars, the tow truck ones.. All of them.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Yes it's a TELEVISION show. Pretty ridiculous too if you ask me, I agree...

I thought everybody knew that Dog is Robbie and Beth is Claudia-Marie.

Is that some kind of secret I let out of the bag?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Kudos, that is funny.

Actually Claudia and Beth do look similiar and Robbie and Dog "might" be a close fight :)

Dog is bad, Im telling you. :warning Does Robbie put beads around his biceps?

There ya go.

It's a doggy dog world

You should see what actual fugitive recovery agents post about Dog. It's just TV. Like someone said, you mean the chick on your site didn't really turn 18 just last week? *hunter hires models?! Say it isn't so!

He is a bounty hunter.

Show is exaggerated and probably "based on real situations."

Just like South Beach Tow. Real company with real people. Except a guy that was running for mayor of Miami beach played a "disgruntled LA business man." When the media called out TruTV they said "some things are re-enacted, but everything is based on real situations." So real people doing fake things.

Speaking of reality TV, South Beach Tow is a little over the top on the fake drama, but I love it.

he stole the mullet from renegade the tv series :1orglaugh

can't beat entertainment, brahs

Next thing you're going to tell me is that spontaneous bukkake parties don't break out daily on Tokyo city buses. :Oh crap

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Dog is just fucken cool :) He's got style!

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Dog's whole thing is so over the top it's fabulous!

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Duane Lee "Dog" Chapman, Sr. (born February 2, 1953) is an American bounty hunter and a former bail bondsman.

Actually, arent they supposed to be real bounty hunters? The guys working for dog. Real hunters. Real cases.

I think on one show they went after someone where they used a gun.

Dog: "we just got a call that she's in back of the house, they been up all night smoking ice so it could get a little hairy"



real deal



this is really wierd (must see) guy takes a real life vid (no hollywood) as Dog is coming after him



there's fear and darkness all around you
the criminals are on the run



i'm the dog, the big bad dog, the bounty hunter

Dog is the real deal :thumbsup

Dont fuck around Brits or we'll have to send him over there to clean house! :) hehe

I think they need to have matching badges:Oh crap
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True. Actually they arrest the bail runners by "out machoing" them.

It is worth it to get a ride with Dog and Beth :thumbsup

How surreal would it be if one day you found yourself sitting in the middle backseat of a Cadillac Escalade with Dog giving you a lecture..

after he uncuffs you and offers a cig which you take whether you smoke or not, a small camera in your face..

Beth riding shotgun with her massive mammorys and stilletto high heels looking all BBW...

Dogs beaded right arm rubbing your non beaded left arm lol as you rode back to county jail...

Now THAT would be something! :)

The pungent smell of Beth's perfume as you KNOW she puts it on heavily.

I think I have been in this thread too long LOL :)

and everyone's wearing black

ok yeah. you go to court now yeah. mahalo

How you see them on TV is how you see them on the streets of LA. Crossed paths with them at LAX coming off a domestic flight and once again in Santa Monica. They dress the part.

How to make boatloads of money in TV, American Style.

A. Have show written by non writers.

B. Have show performed by non actors.

C. Know that the idiots will watch this shit.


Reality TV: just like a regular Sitcom or Drama but without all that expensive TALENT!

"just try me, fella"

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"DOG! I caught him (jacking off) back in the alley!"

"nice gams baby"

"you shut your mouth"

:1orglaugh

what i find funny is the way the show and "dog" are presented. A crime fighter who cleans up the streets and catches bad guys..

The reality is the exact opposite. "dog" puts criminals on the streets, he only takes them back if he doesn't get his cash.

His job is to essentially lend money to rapists, thieves, and junkies so they can get out of jail and roam the streets.

He is like a banker who only lends money to criminals