NEW NICHE Invention looking for INVESTORS and CLIENTS (details inside)
 

Research has shown:

"The ear is the best organism for information intake"


This new niche is a revolutionary market that has never been seen before. The ideas below are therefore my copywrite and trademark. Companies and individuals who take up the idea without a business relationship with myself are therefore required to pay 10% of all income from this idea to me.

By reading below this line you agree to these terms.
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The reason why the audiobook market has grown so fast is because people have less time to read.
The audiobook market is large; I hereby introduce the porn audiobook / soundtrack market.

There are 2 ways to do this:

1 Cut and edit the sound of existing porn scenes and make them downloadable as mp3.

2 Record your own sound scenes and make them downloadable as mp3.

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This idea enables people to listen to porn scenes while they drive their car, go jogging, ride their bicycle, ride the train, go for walks or while at work.

I did some testing myself on this and it was a pretty good experience.

I also recorded some self spoken scenes; using my voice and body noises. It was also a good experience listening to it while on my bicycle.

The market is huge I just need some partners willing to invest to make this grow faster.

I am open to all suggestions on forming a partnership and ready to make a deal right now!

When you get it rolling contact me about buying sound files of girls moaning etc.

Cool, will do:thumbsup

This has already been done.. although, quite creepy. Seen it on a tgp recently.. wish I could remember where.

You got off to your own voice?

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Good idea man. :2 cents:

Well that is news to me. This is of course of very high quality with the squishy noises and all.

I used audio filters to play multiple roles and to enhance the sounds.

Well that's not really the same now is it...

Thanks:)

There will also be an affiliate program.

Can I fingerprint it - I have a sub-niche that get off on fingerprints... this is my niche, so y'all pay me 10% of all royalty on it.

You heard it here first - the world's first micro-micro niche... wacking off to digital fingerprints of people making squishy noises while listening to audio tracks of porm :thumbsup ftfw

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with affiliate program to promote

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to float in 2013 - dividends guaranteed.

Make sure to take your company public, would love to invest and buy shares in a company specializing in fingerprint sex websites.

Outside of the jesting remark - good luck bud... don't forget though those audio soundtracks from movies are intellectual property of the content owner...

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I have just the product to complement your audio porn for female joggers: a cap with attached pressurized containers of chimpanzee spunk and facial spray nozzles - for that authentic bukkake end to the scene.

what kind of wanker wants to hear a girl getting rammed up the ass while he's jogging or working at the office? And what he said... so you're also an audiophile patent troll now eh? That is, assuming audioclips like this will catch on.. and they won't. They didnt in 1998 why would they now?

Not to johnny raincloud but you've felt the need to bag on my posts a few times, I couldn't pass this op up.

Okay, thanks.

Quite a good idea actually, we should talk.

Wow do you really milk chimpanzees?

The invention does not have to be bad just because you can't grasp the concept and idea.

While this is a prime idea that deserves respect, your "silver buying opportunities" do not.

The chimpanzee milking is contracted out to This Is Not A Pyramid Scheme You Thick Cunts - which is a MLM (get in quick now for a recurring payment of only $53/month). Each month you recieve three zoo tickets and a dozen Thermos flasks and then visit the zoo at a time of your choosing to empty the chimps. You also receive a terrible looking website template and instructions on how to register a co.cc domain and a tiny bit of FREE hosting to run it on. For each person you recruit you receive 1 extra zoo ticket and 3 more spunk flasks. This runs 13 levels deep so in no time at all you can be pleasuring chimps twice a day purely from your recruits.

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Forgot to mention I have got one exclusive invite to www.ilovetosuckchimpcock.com giving you a discounted rate of only $78/month instead of the usual $53. Use code "BUTTHEYAREREALLYSHINY111!" and get in quick before you miss the boat.

The site seems down, hmmm...

Okay, good talking to some of you on icq.

We'll be heading towards closing some deals if there are no new offers by Monday.

Program entry is now closed. I'll email you hourly when our next too-good-to-be-true scheme is launched :)

Great, thanks for keeping me in mind.:thumbsup

yep, great idea!

Thanks for the props!