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DVTimes 03-06-2012 01:42 PM

Bin Laden WAS NOT buried at sea, but flown to the U.S. for cremation at secret location
 
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ls-reveal.html

Emil 03-06-2012 01:55 PM

They had to get rid of all the evidence.

DWB 03-06-2012 02:02 PM

Here is the amazing thing... it doesn't even matter.

If Obama came on TV right now and said that the Osama death was a lie, the US gov was behind 9-11, we never went to the moon, we're going to war with Iran and Syria, and he's raising taxes, nothing would change. Maybe some hippies would protest and make a bunch of iPhone videos about it, screaming police brutality when the police cleared the protest area, but that's it. Period.

porno jew 03-06-2012 02:03 PM

stratfor is as good as trustworthy a source as the daily mail. the end.

NaughtyVisions 03-06-2012 02:05 PM

Posting before you copy the text of the article as your next post to bump your thread that no one cares to read because it's more of your typical copy and paste news articles from the daily mail because that's all you ever do on here aside from making fun of Gary but since he's gone now I guess we should expect an increase in your copy and paste news updates so I'll go ahead and unsubscribe from any news-related RSS feeds since I know I can get all my up to the minute news updates here on gfy from you dvtimes thank you so much for locating all of my news in one spot so I don't have to search tons of different places to keep up with what is going on in the world.

BumpUglyz 03-06-2012 02:11 PM

http://movieimage5.tripod.com/godfather/godfather18.jpg

He sleeps with the fishes

2MuchMark 03-06-2012 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18807457)
stratfor is as good as trustworthy a source as the daily mail. the end.

:thumbsup

porno jew 03-06-2012 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18807480)
So when a news source confirms something that you believe, it's trustworthy, however when it confirms something your authority figures don't tell you then it's "nonsense" and "not trustworthy."

Talk about cognitive dissonance

unlike you i don't blindly believe everything i read on the internet.

biskoppen 03-06-2012 02:28 PM

He hasn't been around for quite a while.. this whole story is just ridicolous.. yeah right they'd just bury the most important man on the run in the world.. so fucking stupid..

Quentin 03-06-2012 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18807492)
lol so now it's "not trustworthy"....haha how convenient...

You don't think the article is trustworthy, either, whether you realize that fact or not.

It's very simple: If you believe that Bin Laden died over a decade ago, then you can't believe what is reported in that Daily Mail article.

Think about it for a second, and you'll realize there's a pretty simple logical construction that backs up my point:

A) According to you, it is common knowledge that Bin Laden died a decade ago (only a person with one or fewer brain cells would think otherwise, right?)

B) The article implicitly accepts the proposition that Bin Laden was killed in the raid last year; what the source the article cites is disputing is merely the claim about the manner in which his remains were disposed, not the U.S. government's claim concerning when he was killed.

C) If (A) is true, then the article cannot be trustworthy

If your whole point is that Bin Laden wasn't buried at sea, whenever he might have died, then fine - that's a reasonably coherent and debatable point - but you can't have it both ways on the question of WHEN he died.

Either he died a decade ago, or he died in the SEAL raid last year.

Even you can't argue with that.... right?

xNetworx 03-06-2012 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18807563)
He died a decade ago and they have had his body for a decade. Not rocket science.

You read that on the internet so it must be true!

Quentin 03-06-2012 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18807563)
He died a decade ago and they have had his body for a decade. Not rocket science.

Ah, OK -- that at least makes sense as a possibility. I don't believe it, but it's not entirely impossible.

What's your source for that information?

More than anything, I'm just curious to see what news and information sources you do trust. ;-)

xNetworx 03-06-2012 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18807576)
The government told you otherwise so it must be true!

I never said I believe the "official" story. Your statement was completely tardtastic. LOL @ rocket science.

LiveDose 03-06-2012 02:48 PM

Yeah Osama was killed and then the whole seal team dies in a freak accident a few weeks later. Better than Hollywood.

Fap 03-06-2012 03:01 PM

moooreee conspiracies?

PR_Glen 03-06-2012 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18807617)
Hilarious how people CLING to their rulers and the "official" story...downright scary

buddy, believe me it's FAR more entertaining watching you implode with your schizoid points of view on here and fumble around when asked to come up with proof of anything.. you are entertaining the masses trust me...

Thank you,

globofun 03-06-2012 03:32 PM

Bin Laden is alive and well......playing cards with Elvis, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Hoffa and many others as we speak!

Tom_PM 03-06-2012 03:39 PM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bAIZPjDtT_...n_1683647c.jpg

Grapesoda 03-06-2012 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 18807410)

with pork rinds :thumbsup

InfoGuy 03-06-2012 03:44 PM

Bin Laden wasn't taken out to sea, cremated or buried anywhere. The government has him stored in a cryogenic freezer, so they can dissect and study his remains for many years to come.

2012 03-06-2012 03:44 PM

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...90_634x423.jpg

whoa, everyone will remember where they were when they heard the news that Bin Laden had been killed. ... not. Ten years too late when nobody really gave a fuck anymore anyway because we all forgot what we were doing over there in the first place by then, where's my new ipod ...

seeandsee 03-06-2012 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BumpUglyz (Post 18807474)

Sony killed Bin Laden and then secret agency killed him to clean all trails

ottopottomouse 03-06-2012 04:58 PM

lives in big apartment block 2 doors down from the real Saddam Hussein and opposite colonel gadhaffi.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-06-2012 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quentin (Post 18807575)

What's your source for that information?

More than anything, I'm just curious to see what news and information sources you do trust. ;-)

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.c...f6f6.jpg?w=350

http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/...-Fish-Food.jpg

Great article in the Journal of Philosophy regarding Conspiracy Theories and Conspiracy Theorists

ADG

martinsc 03-06-2012 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by globofun (Post 18807689)
Bin Laden is alive and well......playing cards with Elvis, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Hoffa and many others as we speak!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TheSquealer 03-06-2012 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18807925)
The government provided ZERO, ZERO, ZERO evidence and proof of the Bin Laden death and burial...but if you question it you're a conspiracy theorist. Ummm how?

You've provided ZERO proof of your claims. So.... I guess you're in a tie with the government. Congrats to the winners?

DaddyHalbucks 03-06-2012 10:13 PM

Who gives a fuck?

xholly 03-06-2012 10:18 PM

were aliens involved?

Phillipmcd1 03-06-2012 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xholly (Post 18808301)
were aliens involved?

According to The History Channel? Yes

TheSquealer 03-06-2012 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18808277)
The burden of proof is not on me, dipstick

YOU make a claim... YOU should be backing up that claim. YOU are saying YOU know the facts and YOU know its obvious. So, it should be pretty easy to back up your claims with credible, supporting evidence.

Oh... I keep forgetting, you don't do that.

You really are starting to seem like you're in about the 5th grade.

scottybuzz 03-07-2012 12:48 AM

Johny clips the new conspiracy kook

Dirty Dane 03-07-2012 01:26 AM

The title states it as a fact but if you read it at wikileaks youll see its just speculations in one email correspondance about what really happened

Adraco 03-07-2012 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 18808491)
Johny clips the new conspiracy kook

Ohh, good! Hevens know we desperately need one around here... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

HAPPYPEEKERS 03-07-2012 06:43 AM

he is frozen right beside Walt Disney and Michael Jackson :-)

Fletch XXX 03-07-2012 07:15 AM

anyone who thinks we chucked bin laden body over board in the sea is completely gullible. they may spend a million making it look like they did but they didnt.

no way theyd dispose of that body in that way, no one will ever know where it is.

alextokyo 03-07-2012 07:16 AM

OK.




Now what?

ajrocks 03-07-2012 08:43 AM

Good, they should have done terrible things to the body on TV for fun.

sperbonzo 03-07-2012 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 18807581)
Yeah Osama was killed and then the whole seal team dies in a freak accident a few weeks later. Better than Hollywood.


I don't believe the government story on this at all, but I would like to point out that actually, none of the members of the raid actually died in that accident. There were other seals from the same unit, but not the ones on the raid. You may want to look that up.



.:2 cents:

BladeZ 03-07-2012 10:19 AM

He lives and opened a shop
The Osama Bin Laden Kebab stand
http://i.current.com/images/asset/888/027/29/UT8ncL.jpg

sperbonzo 03-07-2012 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18809197)
According to the government...

Good point. I guess at this point you have to make a judgement call... of just pretend its The Matrix.


Your guess is as good as mine.

.:upsidedow

alextokyo 03-07-2012 12:00 PM

Still waiting for instructions on what to do next.

Maybe I'm missing the fucking point here... but since we have all been exposed to the shocking revelation that Bin Laden was actually flown to the U.S. for cremation at a secret location, is my life supposed to be better from this point forward? Will politicians be less bent from here on in? Will Elton John stop taking cocks up his shit hole? Will my cornflakes taste better tomorrow morning? Will the Earth continue to revolve around the Sun?

Am I supposed to pledge a certain number or percentage of my allocated fucks?


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