Question to the smelly English fuckers on gfy
 

This summer i want to visit your country for a few days. Been to England many times before but this time i want to see the countryside.
I guess i'm gonna rent a car.
Can anybody suggest me some really beautiful places. Just small villages, forrests, lakes, anything like that.
England is quite big and i won't be driving from London all the way up to the north. So anywhere within 500 miles from London would be nice. Or if you can suggest me a real nice place where i can go by bus or train or something. Anything really without having to travel for 12 hours. Thanks.

NICE! I have the same question :)

Well, start your own damn thread then :321GFY

Nothing to see in England. Visit Scotland :thumbsup

cotswolds...definately

I live in Arundel, it is in the countryside, 1.5 hours from london by train.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qaYwze3SHP..._riverarun.jpg

http://celebratecreation.files.wordp...el_castle3.jpg

http://www.oldukphotos.com/graphics/...rne%20Lake.jpg

it's in the South Downs

http://www.southdownsnationalpark.or...outh_Downs.jpg

http://www.helendixonphotography.co....th_Downs_1.jpg

It's 30 minutes to Brighton too, which is a very cool city.

Uhm 500 miles, i meant kilometers, so about 350 miles max.

Ah nice, that's the kinda stuff i'm looking for. Noted.

be sure to have a drink with arsewithclass, dvtimes and currentlysober (all together of course).

York: It was the capital of england. Its also very nice. A pain to park though (but its a pain all over to park in the uk).

Harrogate: Its nice in summer.

Otley/Ilkley: Small and nice (ps, if you do go email me if you want and i will show you around). Ilkley Mooer is a nice walk on a hot day.

Tip: Do not drive on thje M1 as its boring. Use the A1 its more interesting and you can stop places.

London: Do not drive around, use the tube. Its hell to drive (I do mean Hell).

Whitby: Do not miss. Its like going back in time. Its wonderfull. If you go on a goth weekend its fun (drackula was suposed to be burried there).

Blackpool: I do not like it. Its vile and got tatty. Its like 1970's england. Full of OAP's going on holiday before they die. However in winter its worth going for the lights.

Scotland: Its not that good realy. Cold and full of represed people. However they love yanks. But to be honest its not much.

Wales: Its like being in a country with retards. You will find half the signes are in native welsh (that no one even speaks). Nothing to see. Cold and damp. Worst still they may sing.

In England - The Lake District (e.g. Keswick)
http://www.lakedistrict.gov.uk/

In Wales - Snowdonia National Park (e.g. Betws-y-Coed)
http://www.eryri-npa.gov.uk/home

Scotland's too far for you

You must try and make it to the Cotwolds it is beautiful and Oxford is very close by also which is also a very nice city.http://www.cotswold-properties.com/i...-the-water.jpg

The Picture is of a little town called Bourton-on-the-water really pleasant little village to visit

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500 miles. Just how big do you think England is?

http://www.yourlocalweb.co.uk/images...ley-173558.jpg

ilkley

we should make it a group thing :)

East Sussex, but in all honesty, you can drive out of any town in Britian and end up in pretty little villages within 20 or so miles, even in built up places like Essex. (Its even possible to find villages inside London, where the city has grown around them - but they arn't that great looking anymore.)

Drive around Kent and hunt for Oast Houses.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-foRtYCo-hM...oast-house.jpg

Every county in Britain has an abundance of castles, and just about every village has ancient churches going back often as far as 1000+ years old. You can also find ancient earthworks, henges, forts, ect ... just by throwing a stone and seeing where it lands!

The Lake District if you like rain.

check out kent

London to Ilkly/Harrogate/York est 4 hours drive.

The Lake District from London est 6 hours drive.

Use a gps or you will get lost.

One thing to remeber if that some places are a pain to get to and make take longer than you think.

For instance Ilkly to The Lake District is only about 60 miles, but its via the countryside on roads with speed limits of 30mph and they are thin and windy. So its a pain to get to.

One tip is try to avoid peek traffick. About 8am to 9am in the morining and 4pm to 6pm afternoon the roads get very busy and in some towns you moving at a snail pace.

Also you may have a shock how expencive fuel is, so if your going to hire a car get a small one otherwise you will be paying a fortune for fuel.

Trains are expensive too.

Also remember we drive on the correct side of the road (left). The only reason you drive on the right is due to to france. they drove on the left but nepolian wanted to insult england so he changed it to the right.

York is a must.

A tip. If you find york train musum, drive slightly out of york and its residential, you can park free and easily there.

You have a lot in york to see.

Its very nice on a summers day.

But go early as there is lots to see.

If it was me I world go morning to york, then drive to harrogate (nice shops and rather posh), then drive to ilkly (have tea at bettys). Then go for a walk on ilkly moor. If you have time you could drive out into the countryside to the waterfalls were they filmed robin hood price of thefves then drive back to see the abby, then back home.

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I like Hanbury Manor in Ware. Great country club with a nice rural atmosphere, yet not far from London. The train is right down the road too.

Id say south downs also, really easy to get to that area from london, plenty of great little villages and heritage to see.

Yorkshire Dales.

I think this about you every time I see one of your posts!

Don't go anywhere near Leeds or indeed any part of Yorkshire, DVTimes lives there.

Try Cornwall. Very touristy in parts but amazing coastline, great beaches if you can find ones that aren't crowded, and the locals just love foreigners*









*I might have lied about the last bit

A walk in the woods, by DVTimes:-

http://www.archive.org/details/sneezwort2

Great info! Thanks.

That looks awesome. Can't wait to visit it.

Unless you like being around muslim paki scum I recommend you change your plans and go to Austria instead. You can see castles and such there too.

Is you planning an outdoor fuck fest?

Go to north wales, they have some great places there. I recommend Conwy and Anglesey.

And Devon, steer clear of the touristy bits if you want. Try the local cider and ale. but not when you're driving.

Don't go anywhere near the North of England. Very strange bunch up there. DVTimes is considered a genius in his area. LOL

Please please, we do not want any more smelly Dutch people over here, we have enough allready, but if you insist on comming over then come and check out Somerset, Devon and Cornwall :)

http://www.bugbog.com/images/galleri...ry-england.jpg

http://www.beenthere-donethat.org.uk...kbay11abig.jpg

http://uk-holidayparks.com/resources...0Parthipan.jpg

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No no, Dutch people are cool. It's the Belgians we can't stand.

Cambrige is nice and hiring a boat on the Norfolk Broads is nice - Very touristy but its great to do a pub crawl on a boat visiting all the village pubs....

Lived there for 19 years (Penrith )

http://www.visitcumbria.com/tony/keswick-3070606.jpg

My friends dad used to own that little island with the house etc, i think keswick would be perfect for you frank or windermere

http://www.edwud.com/photos/winderme...e_district.jpg
http://www.visitcumbria.com/ann/windermere-50513l.jpg

Muslims took over the countryside?

Frank go to Scotland, I'll tell you all the hot spots. Scottish girls love Dutch guys... anytime Nylz or Wielco came over the girls went nuts for them.

Would love to go there myself.

Go to Coventry or Slough. Lovely Cities.

Seriously Scotland is way more beautiful than england.

English chicks have hot accents.

England is big??? Fuck my states bigger haha

Are you on F2?

havent been too much away from london but i like it all.

i am doing F5 right now :upsidedow

Guildford in Surrey - Beautiful

http://www.heureka.clara.net/surrey-...uildford00.jpg

Go to Bath and get in the mineral bath at Thermae Bath Spa (natural springs) to take all the aches and pains away

Go to Model Village in Torquay Devon

Brighton

port issac in cornwall