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03-11-2012 10:10 PM |
Party
Had a friend who was a barmaid at a topless bar. Her birthdays were legendary. Best was my date another dancer at her bar, who when we got to the party went up to the bar and ordered a shot of Crown & a Michelob. Before I could order a Jack & water, she had the shot down, ordered another shot. Had that down, then asked for a 3rd to take to the table.
I know bartenders see a lot, but she was looking like ?never seen this.? Staff didn?t even blink when the birthday girl mooned us singing ?Happy birthday.?
That was nothing compared to a party in L,A. I went to. My ex-wife, my cousin and his roommate went. Betamax had just came out. The host had a Betamax in the dining room with B&W camera set up live. Video or pinball games everywhere. Free or stacks of quarters on them. One room was had a juke box and wood dance floor. The phone was in an old school payphone booth on the back deck.
So I zoomed the camera on some hot babe bending over to play pool in the dining room while everybody laughed at her and her huge tits on the TV. (He also had a Foosball game in the dining room).
Went in the living room and another Betamax was showing a porn movie. Then a homemade porn tape came on. All you see was the back of a gal riding on top of a guy. So cheesy, they used a flashlight for lighting. Suddenly the gal next to me on the couch jumped up, screamed, ?you motherfucker promised to never show that.? Didn?t even realize it was her. She went out the front door and broke the glass out of the storm door. Owner?s roommate ended up in the bedroom crying. He just locked the front door and told everybody to use the side door.
Also in the front room was a wicker chair hanging from a curved metal pole. Couples had been sitting in it all night. My cousin?s roommate was heavy, but not as heavy as a couple. As my ex, my cousin and myself watched from the dining room, the chair sank in slow motion and the metal bar broke out the picture window.
Again the host just calmly asked people to avoid the living room.
Finally my cousin explained the host was an insurance agent, so it was all covered.
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