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DVTimes 03-13-2012 09:13 AM

'I'm a human Barbie!' Promotions girl, 24, spends £10,000 to look like plastic doll
 
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...81_634x540.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...39_634x889.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/...75_634x861.jpg


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...stic-doll.html

alias 03-13-2012 09:14 AM

2/10 would not bang.

J. Falcon 03-13-2012 09:14 AM

Does she do anal?

UniqueD 03-13-2012 09:15 AM

all that money and couldnt whiten her teeth?

Rochard 03-13-2012 09:17 AM

She looks nothing like a barbie doll.

Sly 03-13-2012 09:18 AM

I can't believe the vanity of materialistic Americans!

Vendzilla 03-13-2012 09:18 AM

I don't get it, wouldn't she need bigger boobs and smaller waste?

Karupted Charles 03-13-2012 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniqueD (Post 18820137)
all that money and couldnt whiten her teeth?

She is British that is white lol.

NaughtyRob 03-13-2012 09:18 AM

She looks terrible.

youdeserve 03-13-2012 09:19 AM

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/ey...bber-stamp.jpg

ottopottomouse 03-13-2012 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 18820132)
Does she do anal?

No. Part of the Barbie transformation means she's got no arsehole now.

yuu.design 03-13-2012 09:21 AM

looks hot

pornmasta 03-13-2012 09:34 AM

i don't like her nose

Way3 03-13-2012 09:39 AM

spent the money and FAILED!!!

MaDalton 03-13-2012 09:41 AM

all that money and she still looks british...

Tom_PM 03-13-2012 09:41 AM

Not even close to what a barbie dolls face looks like.

ElleSorbet 03-13-2012 09:42 AM

I wanna see the before shots.

ajrocks 03-13-2012 09:45 AM

she sucks

pimpmaster9000 03-13-2012 09:51 AM

all she had to do was put in really big tits...who gives a crap about the rest LOL women and their delusions....

Slappin Fish 03-13-2012 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18820221)
all that money and she still looks british...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup:2 cents:

CDSmith 03-13-2012 10:01 AM

What exactly did she spend the money on? $10k and it didn't include a nose job.

Woe is her.

CyberHustler 03-13-2012 10:08 AM

Her surgeon needs to get shot...

georgeyw 03-13-2012 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 18820147)
I don't get it, wouldn't she need bigger boobs and smaller waste?

She would be 'waisting' away if her 'waste' were any smaller........

Spunky 03-13-2012 10:24 AM

She looks like so many blonde girls out there,nothing different

Vendzilla 03-13-2012 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 18820318)
She would be 'waisting' away if her 'waste' were any smaller........

this is how a barbie is built
http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e8a8bbc7b9.jpg

alextokyo 03-13-2012 10:33 AM

What the fuck is wrong with that girl's nose and huge fucking flared thin & slanted nostrils?

I love fake, plastic looking women but she has a face like a praying mantis. :321GFY

Cherry7 03-13-2012 10:34 AM

http://www.cinemaerotique.com/pp/Cindy.gif


She's a fake, we have the real Barbie at Cinema Erotique

bronco67 03-13-2012 10:36 AM

Some other girl did this shit 10 years ago.

AllAboutCams 03-13-2012 10:36 AM

Barbie are you kidding

Scott McD 03-13-2012 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 18820126)

Ugly as hell... :2 cents::2 cents:

Fap 03-13-2012 10:40 AM

$16k spent and still far off..

just a punk 03-13-2012 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18820221)
all that money and she still looks british...

Exactly. Фу бля...

martinsc 03-13-2012 12:05 PM

fugly.... wouldn't touch her.... :Oh crap :Oh crap

candyflip 03-13-2012 12:09 PM

This chick just looks like an average blonde girl I might see here checking groceries at the store.

Do the British have some sort of fascination with wanting to be Barbie? I've seen more than one person claim to be a Human Barbie and all of them were from the UK.

Also what the fuck is a "promotions girl"? I'm sure we have the same thing, but call 'em something different.

Choopa Phil 03-13-2012 12:14 PM

You can change stupid but you sure can't change ugly...

pornguy 03-13-2012 12:33 PM

Looks nothing like her.

candyflip 03-13-2012 12:36 PM

Also, isn't a good nose job alone around $15k? Doesn't seem like she spent too much either.

Supz 03-13-2012 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 18820131)
2/10 would not bang.

big nose, hair too blonde, still plays with dolls

2/10 would not bang

Yngwie 03-13-2012 12:40 PM

She should get her $ back.

papill0n 03-13-2012 12:46 PM

yet sadly her IQ is 3x that of dvtimes

Pornhub 03-13-2012 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniqueD (Post 18820137)
all that money and couldnt whiten her teeth?

+1:1orglaugh

Scott McD 03-13-2012 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 18820648)
Also what the fuck is a "promotions girl"? I'm sure we have the same thing, but call 'em something different.

Whores ??

ottopottomouse 03-13-2012 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18820730)
yet sadly her IQ is 3x that of dvtimes

her age is 3x dvtimes IQ


"promotions girl"
usually means she has a tiny area in a department store and hands out samples of a product.

mineistaken 03-13-2012 05:32 PM

haters gonna hate

MattPIVO 03-13-2012 05:57 PM

I'm very interested in seeing the before photos, she doesn't look like she has had a lot work done. Frankly without the "I'm a human Barbie" quote I would have never made the association.

alias 03-13-2012 06:35 PM

DV, hope you win the business thread prize. :thumbsup:thumbsup

Mutt 03-13-2012 06:43 PM

lolol pathetic Brits

there are thousands of US girls who really do look like Barbie dolls, retarded it may be but at least they do a good job of it.

whatever she spent the money on none of it worked - and yeah, first thing should have been buying some tooth whitening strips.

rogueteens 03-13-2012 07:28 PM

I think most of you have missed the point, she has managed to get herself into a national paper. Now thats promoting!

rogueteens 03-13-2012 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18820361)
What the fuck is wrong with that girl's nose and huge fucking flared thin & slanted nostrils?

I love fake, plastic looking women but she has a face like a praying mantis. :321GFY

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics...drow-10657.jpg

HomerSimpson 03-13-2012 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 18820132)
Does she do anal?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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