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V_RocKs 03-16-2012 12:04 PM

FUCK!!! My neighbor is having concrete removed..
 
So my neighbor knocks on my door.

"Hey, Jay... Just wanted to let you know they are going to be removing concrete from my back patio right now so it is going to be loud for about three hours, OK?"

WTF? Why didn't the fucking idiot tell me this was going to happen a few days ago so I wouldn't have planned to work in my office starting at noon until 4pm today?

I made a doctors appointment weeks ago for this morning. Had I known this was happening from noon to two or three I would have rescheduled the fucking appointment for 1pm instead of 10am!

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baddog 03-16-2012 12:05 PM

Did he figure you would not notice?

V_RocKs 03-16-2012 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 18827736)
Did he figure you would not notice?

He figured 15 minutes of warning is a lot...

porno jew 03-16-2012 12:12 PM

first world problems.

moeloubani 03-16-2012 12:14 PM

seems to me like a nice guy coming over and telling you its going to be loud i live in an apartment and nobody ever tells me when theyre going to be loud/stomping/fixing something

Tom_PM 03-16-2012 12:14 PM

Nice to have informed you.. Awkward to have assumed 15 minutes was enough for you to make plans.

Spunky 03-16-2012 12:16 PM

There is a house being built beside me and has been going on for about a year 6 days a week 12 hours a day

L-Pink 03-16-2012 12:24 PM

Go take a nap and stop complaining.

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TheLegacy 03-16-2012 12:25 PM

He's entitled to between certain hours. Besides always good if the neighbour upgrades - makes your property worth more

brassmonkey 03-16-2012 12:25 PM

just sit there and take it

martinsc 03-16-2012 12:29 PM

fuck neighbors! I hate them.

WiredGuy 03-16-2012 12:31 PM

I would use this opportunity to sharpen some knives in your backyard while drinking straight shots from the bottle and giving your neighbours the evil stare. See how long until they wrap up the concrete job.
WG

Bryan G 03-16-2012 12:32 PM

Life can be really tough sometimes,

RyuLion 03-16-2012 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 18827817)
Life can be really tough sometimes,

Specially in 3rd world Countries..

alextokyo 03-16-2012 12:38 PM

It's a one-off for a few fucking hours, faggot. Go take a walk in park or through town, visit family, do shopping, or run some errands. Go to the dentist. Get your asscrack waxed. Better yet, do something around the house. Wash your car, oil every hinge in the house, paint the front door, wash your curtains & cum stained sheets, take a long bath. Don't tell me you don't have shit to do for a few hours that isn't striking a Quasimodo pose behind the computer.

signupdamnit 03-16-2012 12:39 PM

Get some ear plugs and crank up some ambient music or sounds through your sound system. 90% Problem solved. Or go take a walk.

GAMEFINEST 03-16-2012 01:15 PM

Come on man

seeme 03-16-2012 01:21 PM

You have a laptop I assume, which means you can work where you want ;)

Choopa Phil 03-16-2012 01:24 PM

Seems like a pretty nice guy for letting you know regardless of how much warning he gave you.

pornguy 03-16-2012 01:27 PM

Count yourself lucky. they dont even need a construction license here.

mavruda 03-16-2012 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18827734)
So my neighbor knocks on my door.

"Hey, Jay... Just wanted to let you know they are going to be removing concrete from my back patio right now so it is going to be loud for about three hours, OK?"

WTF? Why didn't the fucking idiot tell me this was going to happen a few days ago so I wouldn't have planned to work in my office starting at noon until 4pm today?

I made a doctors appointment weeks ago for this morning. Had I known this was happening from noon to two or three I would have rescheduled the fucking appointment for 1pm instead of 10am!

@#%$&^*(^&$%#@%$&^* bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

In my country the neighbor won't ask you or warn you about that. Neighbors does not care if you have plans, because they have their plans and usually their plans are more important than yours. But let me tell you a joke to cheer you up:

A neighbor knocks on someone's door:

- Hey Brad, I'm making a list for a group sex with a bukkake at the end. The names of you and your wife are first in line, pretty cool right ?
- No! Absolutely NOT !!!! That's rude - I refuse !!!!! (@#%$&^*(^&$%#@%$&^* bang!bang! etc...)
- Okay then... A note to myself: Brad is not going to take a part with the group sex party....

SmutHammer 03-16-2012 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mavruda (Post 18827959)
A neighbor knocks on someone's door:

- Hey Brad, I'm making a list for a group sex with a bukkake at the end. The names of you and your wife are first in line, pretty cool right ?
- No! Absolutely NOT !!!! That's rude - I refuse !!!!! (@#%$&^*(^&$%#@%$&^* bang!bang! etc...)
- Okay then... A note to myself: Brad is not going to take a part with the group sex party....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dvae 03-16-2012 04:59 PM

Problem solved!

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19teenporn 03-16-2012 05:02 PM

Is it over yet?

Shotsie 03-16-2012 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 18827768)
There is a house being built beside me and has been going on for about a year 6 days a week 12 hours a day

What are they building it out of, popsicle sticks? Skyscrapers don't even take that long to build.

Voodoo 03-16-2012 05:04 PM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HjnMHwiGYH...roblems_08.jpg

icymelon 03-16-2012 05:15 PM

my condo seems like there is a neighbor every week putting in tile. Eventually the entire complex will be all tile.

Coup 03-16-2012 05:18 PM

Be glad I'm not your neighbor. Or you'd have to take up whining on the internet as a full time job. heh

bronco67 03-16-2012 09:01 PM

white people problems.

Spunky 03-16-2012 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shotsie (Post 18828328)
What are they building it out of, popsicle sticks? Skyscrapers don't even take that long to build.

One of those huge Chinese 4 plex.where Foo and all his relatives and their grand parents swoop in.Should have been a apartment complex

V_RocKs 03-17-2012 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 18827808)
I would use this opportunity to sharpen some knives in your backyard while drinking straight shots from the bottle and giving your neighbours the evil stare. See how long until they wrap up the concrete job.
WG

Ahh.... fuck me... Its a two day project...

Time to clean my shotguns...

xenigo 03-17-2012 11:29 AM

No neighbor I've ever had gave 2 shits about letting me know about their epic loud-ass construction projects. I'll just wake up at 8am sharp to the sound of jackhammers on the other side of the fence.

Sounds like you've got some nice neighbors!

JFK 03-17-2012 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 18827824)
Specially in 3rd world Countries..

You in Mexico again ?:winkwink:

seeandsee 03-17-2012 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 18828329)

:1orglaugh You solved my pic solution when my friends asked me for some stupid help next time :D:pimp:1orglaugh

asdasd 03-17-2012 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 18827808)
I would use this opportunity to sharpen some knives in your backyard while drinking straight shots from the bottle and giving your neighbours the evil stare. See how long until they wrap up the concrete job.
WG

Big arc like movements whilst humming vivaciously :thumbsup


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