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heek 03-16-2012 02:50 PM

Will grunt for money... step in
 
Hello. I'm looking to line up work for next week and the weeks following.. It doesn't matter if it is long term or just one project. 100% of my income comes from working from home and I need to pick up some more work so all of my eggs are NOT in one basket. That's one very important thing I have learned from GFY in the past few years. Below, you will find a list of things that I can do. Pricing can be discussed via email and we can go from there. Turnaround time is very fast - I like to knock out the work I get as soon as possible!

If you don't feel like doing to repetitive boring tasks like installing scripts or configuring them or anything like that, feel free to hit me up and I will knock them out. If there's stuff you need done that's NOT in this list, still email your lists to me and I will let you know if they're within my ability. (for example, I can't write a whole CMS from scratch... )

Wordpress Installations, Wordpress SEO, Adult Tube Site Installations, Traffic Trading Script Installations, Wordpress Theme customization, bug fixes, and much more.

Email with what you need done and I will get back to you quickly with a quote for the work. Payment needs to be via Paypal (preferred) or Paxum, and I need to have 1/2 up front and the other 1/2 when finished, unless I know/trust you based on past experience with you.

My email is wm at cpimp dot com.

alextokyo 03-16-2012 02:56 PM

You're already at the top, but here's a bump anyway. No Ruby, javascript, or even PHP? Pascal anyone? :1orglaugh Since your skills are laughably below average for a webmaster, and your honesty makes me lulzy.... BUMP MUTHAFUCKAH.

P.S... Indian undercutters get the fuck in here! Peasants.

P.P.S... here's an oldie-but-goodie bonus music vid with WiredGuy in the lead male role. :1orglaugh



Rothstein 03-16-2012 03:07 PM

someone that will work for money?

did I read that right?

brassmonkey 03-16-2012 03:44 PM

you have firm hips?

Coup 03-16-2012 04:05 PM

Will you grunt for Turnips? I have plenty of Turnips and no one to grunt for them.

anexsia 03-16-2012 04:30 PM

Good thread, I'm also looking for work...one of my specialties is adding nofollow to all links on your webpage. I can do this at a rate of $125/hourly and will even add alt tags to your images.

B.Barnato 03-16-2012 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 18828274)
Good thread, I'm also looking for work...one of my specialties is adding nofollow to all links on your webpage. I can do this at a rate of $125/hourly and will even add alt tags to your images.

Are you a wordpress plugin?

loreen 03-16-2012 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18828281)
Are you a wordpress plugin?

That was funny :)

anexsia 03-16-2012 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18828281)
Are you a wordpress plugin?

I'm the programmer of the Indian Fella SEO wordpress plugin.

Spunky 03-16-2012 06:26 PM

Can you grab your ankles and grunt?

brassmonkey 03-16-2012 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 18828512)
Can you grab your ankles and grunt?

i stole your line :)


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