Don't yawn at the airport...
 

What if you scratch your nuts?

If a person is alive he's most likely a terrorist in the USA.

Prove you're not and you'll be ok.. for now.

Seriously though, that seems pretty wrong headed. People yawn when they're chilly, when their brain needs oxygen and when they're sleepy. They could also get goosebumps if they're chilly. Dress warmly and take caffeine followed by sedatives and you're good to go?

I yawn all the fuckin time in terminals waiting for planes... its fucking boring...

Your ok with that as long as you do not Yawn, scratch your nuts and have a Black or dark colored suit case in your possession.

if you do, you will be shot on site.

Dont breathe:1orglaugh:thumbsup

I think you'd stand out much more if you DIDN'T.

I guess that goes double for sweating profusely?

USA ... land of the paranoid :2 cents: ... yer brainwashing media has ya all covered eh? lmao

Welcome to how everyone will be profiled and swept up to indefinite prison via fema camps soon.

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Freedom isn't free, bro.


Don't you realize? We have to give up a few of our rights to be free? (Paradox?) LOL

Less conspicuous than scratching someone else's nuts

if you're black or arab looking someone would probably yell "he has a bomb in his under wear" just before the crowd jumps on you and beats you down. Meanwhile someone with a bomb strapped to their chest is allowed to walk through even though it's beeping

Shoot first and ask questions later

Yawning definitely means you're not a coke mule so you must be a terrorist.

i never yawn when i am all xanax'd out. I just pass out anywhere.

Don't worry. Once Obama's president it's all gonna be better. :)

9/11 did happen though :2 cents:

It was almost normal for people over thirty to be frightened of their own children. And with good reason, for hardly a week passed in which The Times did not carry a paragraph describing how some eavesdropping little sneak ? 'child hero' was the phrase generally used ? had overheard some compromising remark and denounced its parents to the Thought Police.

you are taking this too serious

don't use your left hand. us left handers are the minority. it's suspicious. make sure to do it with your right.

Mouth Bombers never yawn

Yawning is also associated with being nervous, as you said - big deep breath oxygenates the blood - calms the person.

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Sacrificing my life, booooorriinngg :yawn:.

I do not Yawn.......but I do fart!

paranoid , free america

Another example of stupidity.

Terrorist !! :warning

Next time I'm at the airport and someone bumps me wrong, looks at me funny, says or does ANYTHING I don't like, I'ma go tell security I saw them yawning.

That'll teach em.

And since then the TSA has not caught ONE "terrorist" with their tactics.

The next wave is going to be homegrown if they keep at it. There are too many whack jobs out there looking for a cause.

TSA great success !

dumbest shit ever

Yawnnn........

oh, and ISRAEL has WMDs ... why not bomb THEM back to stoneage? oops, i forgot - only their arab neighbors have oil :disgust

I probably yawned 5 times reading this thread :1orglaugh that shit is contagious

Wouldn't yawning be the opposite of being hyped up with anxiety like what goose bumps might indicate?

Next they'll say looking at any other person while in the airport means you're a terrorist because you must be plotting with that person. Only stare at blank walls.

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