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Grapesoda 03-23-2012 07:03 AM

any one here have a smoker?
 
just ordered a Bradley smoker... thinking lots of pork!!! recipes, tips, tricks?

Wizzo 03-23-2012 07:13 AM

I have one and smoke a chicken about once a week, the trick for it is to brine it overnight. I also do a pretty mean brisket from time to time and tenderloins.

Grapesoda 03-23-2012 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 18840522)
I have one and smoke a chicken about once a week, the trick for it is to brine it overnight. I also do a pretty mean brisket from time to time and tenderloins.

electric or charcoal?

AllAboutCams 03-23-2012 07:33 AM

does anybody know how to make jerky

geedub 03-23-2012 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18840534)
electric or charcoal?

Didn't think that was something to even consider.. :thumbsup Charcoal ftw

CS-Jay 03-23-2012 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18840534)
electric or charcoal?

They don't make electric smokers.

Get a nice thermometer. Not the one on the smoker, those things never work. Learn to keep it at a even temperature for long periods of time...

Nikki_Licks 03-23-2012 07:43 AM

I have 2 smokers (charcoal) :thumbsup

PR_Glen 03-23-2012 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 18840522)
I have one and smoke a chicken about once a week, the trick for it is to brine it overnight. I also do a pretty mean brisket from time to time and tenderloins.

brine really? that's interesting..


been dying to get one, i just have a small smoker box i toss in my bbq, it adds flavour for sure but definitely not the same..

anyone do fish or sausage in theirs?

Rebel D 03-23-2012 07:54 AM

USed to do Salmon and trout alot. Pork Chops as well. i like wood smokers a nice apple wood smoke makes all the difference. I thought amaericans only used hickory for smoking

Chris 03-23-2012 08:03 AM

I use my smoker many times a week


want perfect baby back ribs follow this

Pit : hold at 225

Try to get your babybacks at about 1.25-1.75lb

Pull silver skin off (if you dont you get a fatty pocket built up behind the silver skin thats gross )

Put your ribs on the smoker for 2 hours

Take them off WRAP THEM in foil for 1 hour (this is when they get tender )

Unwrap them and put them back on the smoker for atleast another hour. I generally let it go for another hour and half

this is called the "2-1-1" method


i also love this site : http://amazingribs.com/ they have all sorts of awesome tips

Wizzo 03-23-2012 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18840534)
electric or charcoal?

Electric all the way, otherwise you are spending all day working the fire. Like with the chickens I put them on around 1pm and only have to add some smoke chips maybe twice to keep the smoke going in the 5-6 hrs they are on there.

This is the one I have:
http://www.homedepot.com/buy/outdoor...oker-7217.html

Chris 03-23-2012 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 18840589)
Electric all the way, otherwise you are spending all day working the fire. Like with the chickens I put them on around 1pm and only have to add some smoke chips maybe twice to keep the smoke going in the 5-6 hrs they are on there.

This is the one I have:
http://www.homedepot.com/buy/outdoor...oker-7217.html

i have both - i use my wood pit for brisket and beef ribs only

everything else is on the electric

Chris 03-23-2012 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CS-Jay (Post 18840553)
They don't make electric smokers.

Get a nice thermometer. Not the one on the smoker, those things never work. Learn to keep it at a even temperature for long periods of time...

they do indeed make electric smokers

this is what i use for all my pork

http://www.thismamacooks.com/images/...ricSmokers.jpg


use my wood burning one for beef

pornguy 03-23-2012 08:44 AM

Used to have one back in the day and did some fucking amazing Turkeys on them.. Thats TONS of work though.

candyflip 03-23-2012 08:45 AM

My neighbor does BBQ catering. He's out there smoking a bunch of shit for a party he's doing tomorrow. Smells amazing.

96ukssob 03-23-2012 09:22 AM

I have a charcoal box shaped one and love it. Planning on smoking some pork loin tomorrow for some family coming over. Usually let it on for about 5+ hours and tastes amazing

sperbonzo 03-23-2012 09:24 AM

Do you mean one of these?

http://www.roor-bongs.net/wp-content...rl-smoking.jpg

JFK 03-23-2012 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CS-Jay (Post 18840553)
They don't make electric smokers.

Get a nice thermometer. Not the one on the smoker, those things never work. Learn to keep it at a even temperature for long periods of time...

actually yes they do :winkwink:

SexKey Scott 03-23-2012 10:20 AM

The guy next to us smoked corned beef for St. Pat's - it was truly amazing. He said he brine'd it in apple cider for two days and smoked it w/ apple wood. The outside pieces tasted like an apple corned beef bacon goodness!!!

XPays 03-23-2012 11:08 AM

this thread is making me hungry for some bbq

Spunky 03-23-2012 11:18 AM

I love smoked salmon,but that shit is expensive.the smoker would just gather dust

TampaToker 03-23-2012 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 18840610)
they do indeed make electric smokers

this is what i use for all my pork

http://www.thismamacooks.com/images/...ricSmokers.jpg


This is the one i have it works like a charm. Smoking some jalapeno poppers in it right now :thumbsup

AaronM 03-23-2012 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CS-Jay (Post 18840553)
They don't make electric smokers.


They don't?

Guess the one I have sitting on my patio is a fake then.

PR_Glen 03-23-2012 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 18841249)
This is the one i have it works like a charm. Smoking some jalapeno poppers in it right now :thumbsup

damn that sounds good.. i gotta break down and grab one of these finally...

naughty1 03-23-2012 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CS-Jay (Post 18840553)
They don't make electric smokers.

Get a nice thermometer. Not the one on the smoker, those things never work. Learn to keep it at a even temperature for long periods of time...

Yeah they do make electric smokers Those are great for smoking cheese

naughty1 03-23-2012 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxupdate (Post 18840541)
does anybody know how to make jerky

Yeah but ya dont need a smoker for that even just a basic oven will do.

1st step is to grab whatever meat ya want to use to make jerky I use chuck roast or a london broil type meat for beef stuff, venison roast, turkey, or chicken breasts Ok if you want a softer type of jerky then slice "WITH" the grain. and if ya want a more coarse jerky which is what most use got against the grain. What I do is lay whole roast on its side trim the fat or any "silver skin" from it then i slice it in about 1/8 inch slices then i take that 1/8 piece of meat and slice into strips about 1 1/2 to 2 inches wide. now to the marinade for jerky

What ya need is 1 1/2 - 2 lbs of meat
1/4 cup worcestshire sauce
1/8 cup soy sauce
1/8th cup of teriyaki sauce { keeps it mellow and not too salty)
1 1/2 tbsp cider vinegar
pinch of salt (sea salt is best) but iodized works too
1 1/2 tbsp liquid smoke
1/2 tsp garlic powder {I put a little garlic oil in mine too just a few drops} but ya can go without also
1/2 tsp onion powder
2 1/2 Tbsp of brown sugar
Then what ya do is add all the ingredients except the meat to a ziploc sealer bag knead that for a few minutes til everything is mixed well completely ( a min or 2)
then open up the bag add in your meat shake the bag so all your meat is drenched in the marinade then squeeze as much of the air from the bag as you can reseal it and then stick it in refrigerator for 24-36 hrs . I usually let mine go for 48 hrs

then when the meat is marinated enough do the following

Ok turn your oven on to 170 i get one of those oven bottom liners from the store so I don't fucking make oven look like a cat blew up in it because of the juices . Ok I have one oven rack i keep just for jerky making . Take your rack and drape the strips over the rack just dont overlap them then slide rack back in oven close the door set the timer for 3.5 hrs and when that timer goes off flip the jerky over so ya get even dehydrating. Set for another 3.5 hrs and let it go . Now when timer goes off at end of last 3.5 hr cycle turn off oven but leave jerky in there for about another hr.

There ya have a pretty simple way to make jerky anywhere.

Ya can add chipotle sauce, habanero sauce if ya like it hotter.
the possabilties of what flavors of jerky ya want are entirely up to u

arock10 03-23-2012 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 18840586)
I use my smoker many times a week


want perfect baby back ribs follow this

Pit : hold at 225

Try to get your babybacks at about 1.25-1.75lb

Pull silver skin off (if you dont you get a fatty pocket built up behind the silver skin thats gross )

Put your ribs on the smoker for 2 hours

Take them off WRAP THEM in foil for 1 hour (this is when they get tender )

Unwrap them and put them back on the smoker for atleast another hour. I generally let it go for another hour and half

this is called the "2-1-1" method


i also love this site : http://amazingribs.com/ they have all sorts of awesome tips

Did 4 racks of these yesterday. That site is great

AlfalfaReborn 03-23-2012 03:16 PM

I have a green egg. Makes a mean smoked turkey, and does great fish.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-23-2012 03:43 PM

I prefer vaporizing over smoking, so I use a volcano vaporizer:

http://www.everyonedoesit.com/blog/w...2010/03/p3.jpg

:stoned

ADG

Grapesoda 03-23-2012 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CS-Jay (Post 18840553)
They don't make electric smokers.

Get a nice thermometer. Not the one on the smoker, those things never work. Learn to keep it at a even temperature for long periods of time...

whoops!!!! http://www.bradleysmoker.com/

Grapesoda 03-23-2012 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by naughty1 (Post 18841267)
Yeah they do make electric smokers Those are great for smoking cheese

whao!!!! great idea...

Grapesoda 03-23-2012 06:39 PM

thanks guys...

travs 03-23-2012 09:29 PM

this thread makes my stomach growl like a tiger

Chosen 03-23-2012 09:32 PM

Don't have one :pimp

lagwagon 03-23-2012 10:15 PM

Just remember that if youre looking then you aint cooking :thumbsup

free6xtube 03-23-2012 10:20 PM

I am a collector of smokers and have around 4 big ones and 20 small ones :) have not smoked in awhile thou but looking forward to the summer :)

Socks 03-24-2012 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 18840722)

I own a ROOR... Was at the swingset/jungle gym in the park the other day with my kid and I see this sprapainted stencil on the apparatus there that said "FEED THE ROOR" hehe

AllAboutCams 03-24-2012 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by naughty1 (Post 18841296)
Yeah but ya dont need a smoker for that even just a basic oven will do.

1st step is to grab whatever meat ya want to use to make jerky I use chuck roast or a london broil type meat for beef stuff, venison roast, turkey, or chicken breasts Ok if you want a softer type of jerky then slice "WITH" the grain. and if ya want a more coarse jerky which is what most use got against the grain. What I do is lay whole roast on its side trim the fat or any "silver skin" from it then i slice it in about 1/8 inch slices then i take that 1/8 piece of meat and slice into strips about 1 1/2 to 2 inches wide. now to the marinade for jerky

What ya need is 1 1/2 - 2 lbs of meat
1/4 cup worcestshire sauce
1/8 cup soy sauce
1/8th cup of teriyaki sauce { keeps it mellow and not too salty)
1 1/2 tbsp cider vinegar
pinch of salt (sea salt is best) but iodized works too
1 1/2 tbsp liquid smoke
1/2 tsp garlic powder {I put a little garlic oil in mine too just a few drops} but ya can go without also
1/2 tsp onion powder
2 1/2 Tbsp of brown sugar
Then what ya do is add all the ingredients except the meat to a ziploc sealer bag knead that for a few minutes til everything is mixed well completely ( a min or 2)
then open up the bag add in your meat shake the bag so all your meat is drenched in the marinade then squeeze as much of the air from the bag as you can reseal it and then stick it in refrigerator for 24-36 hrs . I usually let mine go for 48 hrs

then when the meat is marinated enough do the following

Ok turn your oven on to 170 i get one of those oven bottom liners from the store so I don't fucking make oven look like a cat blew up in it because of the juices . Ok I have one oven rack i keep just for jerky making . Take your rack and drape the strips over the rack just dont overlap them then slide rack back in oven close the door set the timer for 3.5 hrs and when that timer goes off flip the jerky over so ya get even dehydrating. Set for another 3.5 hrs and let it go . Now when timer goes off at end of last 3.5 hr cycle turn off oven but leave jerky in there for about another hr.

There ya have a pretty simple way to make jerky anywhere.

Ya can add chipotle sauce, habanero sauce if ya like it hotter.
the possabilties of what flavors of jerky ya want are entirely up to u

wow thanks ill give it a go this weekend :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

DamianJ 03-24-2012 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 18840562)
brine really? that's interesting..

I brine chicken overnight before I roast one in the oven. Makes a MASSIVE difference.

JFK 03-24-2012 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 18840935)
I love smoked salmon,but that shit is expensive.the smoker would just gather dust

my neighbor, bought one a few years ago, used it for everything for months. Then the novelty wore off and its been rusting for years:winkwink:

facialfreak 03-24-2012 03:17 AM

A friend of mine SWEARS by his BIG GREEN EGG, and has been bugging me to get one ...

He is sooo impressed with his, that he now retails them!! :thumbsup

V_RocKs 03-24-2012 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by naughty1 (Post 18841296)
Yeah but ya dont need a smoker for that even just a basic oven will do.

1st step is to grab whatever meat ya want to use to make jerky I use chuck roast or a london broil type meat for beef stuff, venison roast, turkey, or chicken breasts Ok if you want a softer type of jerky then slice "WITH" the grain. and if ya want a more coarse jerky which is what most use got against the grain. What I do is lay whole roast on its side trim the fat or any "silver skin" from it then i slice it in about 1/8 inch slices then i take that 1/8 piece of meat and slice into strips about 1 1/2 to 2 inches wide. now to the marinade for jerky

What ya need is 1 1/2 - 2 lbs of meat
1/4 cup worcestshire sauce
1/8 cup soy sauce
1/8th cup of teriyaki sauce { keeps it mellow and not too salty)
1 1/2 tbsp cider vinegar
pinch of salt (sea salt is best) but iodized works too
1 1/2 tbsp liquid smoke
1/2 tsp garlic powder {I put a little garlic oil in mine too just a few drops} but ya can go without also
1/2 tsp onion powder
2 1/2 Tbsp of brown sugar
Then what ya do is add all the ingredients except the meat to a ziploc sealer bag knead that for a few minutes til everything is mixed well completely ( a min or 2)
then open up the bag add in your meat shake the bag so all your meat is drenched in the marinade then squeeze as much of the air from the bag as you can reseal it and then stick it in refrigerator for 24-36 hrs . I usually let mine go for 48 hrs

then when the meat is marinated enough do the following

Ok turn your oven on to 170 i get one of those oven bottom liners from the store so I don't fucking make oven look like a cat blew up in it because of the juices . Ok I have one oven rack i keep just for jerky making . Take your rack and drape the strips over the rack just dont overlap them then slide rack back in oven close the door set the timer for 3.5 hrs and when that timer goes off flip the jerky over so ya get even dehydrating. Set for another 3.5 hrs and let it go . Now when timer goes off at end of last 3.5 hr cycle turn off oven but leave jerky in there for about another hr.

There ya have a pretty simple way to make jerky anywhere.

Ya can add chipotle sauce, habanero sauce if ya like it hotter.
the possabilties of what flavors of jerky ya want are entirely up to u

Under 80 posts... 5 years here... I have to take you for your word and try this now.

Oracle Porn 03-24-2012 09:57 AM

I am a smoker and I have another one like pictured above too. and also a roor. :)

globofun 03-24-2012 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 18840722)


No, two of those:

http://smokingshemale.com/wp-content.../2010/02/8.jpg



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