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Pete 03-25-2012 08:30 PM
I had a "no ones home" jerk off today!
 
Little bit of friction marks but wow, talk about launching one!!!!

Coup 03-25-2012 08:35 PM
Thank you for sharing.

Bladewire 03-25-2012 08:39 PM
I had a "no ones home" jerk off today!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete (Post 18844454)
Little bit of friction marks but wow, talk about launching one!!!!
Pics or it didn't happen :2 cents:

Pete 03-25-2012 08:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18844461)
Pics or it didn't happen :2 cents:
Im still trying to clean my mess.

d-null 03-25-2012 08:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18844461)
Pics or it didn't happen :2 cents:
http://up.xhamster.com/000/004/751/775_1000.jpg

brassmonkey 03-25-2012 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by d-null (Post 18844469)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :321GFY too much info

Chosen 03-25-2012 08:49 PM
:1orglaugh

NaughtyRob 03-25-2012 08:54 PM
Reminds me of the days when I discovered jacking off. As soon as I was alone I got all excited. :1orglaugh

L-Pink 03-25-2012 09:10 PM
I updated your facebook for you.

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anexsia 03-25-2012 09:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18844496)
I updated your facebook for you.

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bean-aid 03-25-2012 09:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NaughtyRob (Post 18844481)
Reminds me of the days when I discovered jacking off. As soon as I was alone I got all excited. :1orglaugh
I still remember when my grandma caught me jerking off on the couch :(

Spunky 03-25-2012 09:24 PM
I put lipstick on my hand and call it Betty

Pete 03-25-2012 09:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 18844512)
I put lipstick on my hand and call it Betty
I smack it and talk dirty to it.

asdasd 03-25-2012 09:28 PM
I lease cunt.

Scott McD 03-26-2012 08:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by beaner (Post 18844503)
I still remember when my grandma caught me jerking off on the couch :(
Did you finish ??

Tom_PM 03-26-2012 09:00 AM
Did not want to read.

bronco67 03-26-2012 09:55 AM
"no one's home" is good -- but it's not as fun as a good stealth whack.

Biggie Smalls Web Writing 03-26-2012 10:57 AM
Wonderful story

jigg 03-26-2012 11:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18844461)
Pics or it didn't happen :2 cents:
what he said :2 cents:

2intense 03-26-2012 11:11 AM
holy shit !

lucas131 03-26-2012 11:11 AM
so who have been at home? :)

seeme 03-26-2012 11:15 AM
Nothings worse than when you plan it all out and someone calls by and the whole time your thinking hurry the fuck up!

Harmon 03-26-2012 11:45 AM
WHere's my money pete kabaab

2intense 03-26-2012 11:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 18845508)
WHere's my money pete kabaab
please show us another fake check :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:321GFY

globofun 03-26-2012 02:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 18845508)
WHere's my money pete kabaab

Here!

http://i.imgur.com/ShY32.jpg%22%5Dht....com/ShY32.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:thumbsup

SwirlsGirl 03-26-2012 02:33 PM
I love coming home after running errands and quietly turning the key in the door, sneaking up the stairs, slowly turning the door knob, sneaking up on hubby and Screaming "freeze" mother fucker while he is in mid jerk caught totally off guard!

fucking priceless!


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