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MaDalton 03-28-2012 11:01 AM

If you die - is that what you want for your last trip to the graveyard?
 
http://cdn2.spiegel.de/images/image-...eryV9-bulf.jpg

http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-...eryV9-fjzt.jpg

http://cdn3.spiegel.de/images/image-...eryV9-kapb.jpg

only approx. 1 million USD :upsidedow :pimp

Spunky 03-28-2012 11:03 AM

A little too extravagant,it's wouldn't matter to much to me as I'm already dead

TrustCash 03-28-2012 11:18 AM

No, I prefer my rotting corpse be dragged through the pavement and my gastric juices staining the concrete floor.

DamageX 03-28-2012 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrustCash (Post 18849803)
No, I prefer my rotting corpse be dragged through the pavement and my gastric juices staining the concrete floor.

Gee, pretentious, aren't we?

globofun 03-28-2012 11:44 AM

Is that a British Royal Hearse?

2012 03-28-2012 11:54 AM

what a way to go. is it tricked out ?

http://www.wtfman.com/hearse17.jpg

CaptainHowdy 03-28-2012 11:57 AM

I'll never die ...

DamageX 03-28-2012 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by globofun (Post 18849872)
Is that a British Royal Hearse?

No, stupid, it's a Rolls Royce!







































(sorry, couldn't resist)

L-Pink 03-28-2012 12:05 PM

http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/2640/harleyhears.jpg

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DamageX 03-28-2012 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18849923)

Baddog's last wish?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 03-28-2012 12:14 PM

Best funeral ever:

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowln...ilm_series.jpg

Quote:

On August 20, 2005, in a private ceremony, Hunter S. Thompson's ashes were fired from a cannon to the tune of Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit in the Sky" and Bob Dylan's "Mr. Tambourine Man."

The cannon was placed atop a 153-foot (47m) tower of his own design, in the shape of a double-thumbed fist clutching a peyote button originally used in Hunter S. Thompson's 1970 campaign for sheriff of Aspen, Colorado. Red, white, blue, and green fireworks were launched along with his ashes.

According to his widow Anita, Thompson's funeral was financed by actor Johnny Depp, a close friend of Thompson. Depp told the Associated Press, "All I'm doing is trying to make sure his last wish comes true. I just want to send my pal out the way he wants to go out."


:stoned

ADG

alextokyo 03-28-2012 12:24 PM

Personally, I giveth not a single solitary fuck. :2 cents:

ottopottomouse 03-28-2012 01:47 PM

http://i.imgur.com/c0Eg4.jpg

Mike Honcho 03-28-2012 02:00 PM

Fuck being buried on a planet destined for inevitable destruction.

http://cdn.physorg.com/newman/gfx/ne...amingrocke.jpg

Send me into space.

DudeRick 03-28-2012 02:02 PM

Like my wife would spend good money on that when she could use it for new clothes...

garce 03-28-2012 02:06 PM

If - or WHEN - I die - I don't give a fuck. I'll do better buy donating my corpse to a college and letting them poke around at will.

Which is what is going to happen. It takes one sad fuck to pack himself into a $10,000 coffin, get driven around in a $100K hearse, and get buried in a $25,000 plot of land.

That'll make your kids proud!

Where's Burke and Hare when you need them?

2012 03-28-2012 02:26 PM

You should never laugh when a hearse goes by
For you may be the next to die,
They wrap you in a big white sheet
they put you in a big black box
cover you up with dirt and rocks
all goes well for about a week
and then your coffin begins to leak
the worms crawl in the worms crawl out
the worms play pinochle on your snout
they eat your eyes
they eat your nose
they eat the jelly between your toes
a big green worm with rolling eyes
goes in your stomach and out your eyes
your stomach turns into green slime
and puss pours out like whip cream
you spread it out on a piece of bread
and thats what you eat when your dead

Grapesoda 03-28-2012 02:27 PM

if you die??????

DamianJ 03-28-2012 02:28 PM

toss me in a bin bag and leave me out for the bin men.

DarkJedi 03-28-2012 02:30 PM

once dead, i wouldn't give a fuck

ottopottomouse 03-28-2012 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18850134)
If - or WHEN - I die - I don't give a fuck. I'll do better buy donating my corpse to a college and letting them poke around at will.

I registered for that. Doctors can study books till they see them in their sleep but nothing beats practical hands on learning.

DoubleD 03-28-2012 03:22 PM

http://uncrate.com/p/2007/01/ghostbusters-ecto1.jpg

I see that style, raise you one Ecto - 1

uno 03-28-2012 03:35 PM


globofun 03-28-2012 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 18849914)
No, stupid, it's a Rolls Royce!


(sorry, couldn't resist)


No hay problema asswipe, I knew it was a fucking Rolls Royce.....


Now, get your fucking clown act at your own board and shut the fuck up!

































(sorry, couldn't resist) :winkwink:

Far-L 03-28-2012 03:50 PM

Dyin' Crapshooters Blues by Blind Willie McTell
 
This is how to do it right...



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