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If you die - is that what you want for your last trip to the graveyard?
http://cdn2.spiegel.de/images/image-...eryV9-bulf.jpg
http://cdn1.spiegel.de/images/image-...eryV9-fjzt.jpg http://cdn3.spiegel.de/images/image-...eryV9-kapb.jpg only approx. 1 million USD :upsidedow :pimp |
A little too extravagant,it's wouldn't matter to much to me as I'm already dead
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No, I prefer my rotting corpse be dragged through the pavement and my gastric juices staining the concrete floor.
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Is that a British Royal Hearse?
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I'll never die ...
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(sorry, couldn't resist) |
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Best funeral ever:
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Personally, I giveth not a single solitary fuck. :2 cents:
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Fuck being buried on a planet destined for inevitable destruction.
http://cdn.physorg.com/newman/gfx/ne...amingrocke.jpg Send me into space. |
Like my wife would spend good money on that when she could use it for new clothes...
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If - or WHEN - I die - I don't give a fuck. I'll do better buy donating my corpse to a college and letting them poke around at will.
Which is what is going to happen. It takes one sad fuck to pack himself into a $10,000 coffin, get driven around in a $100K hearse, and get buried in a $25,000 plot of land. That'll make your kids proud! Where's Burke and Hare when you need them? |
You should never laugh when a hearse goes by
For you may be the next to die, They wrap you in a big white sheet they put you in a big black box cover you up with dirt and rocks all goes well for about a week and then your coffin begins to leak the worms crawl in the worms crawl out the worms play pinochle on your snout they eat your eyes they eat your nose they eat the jelly between your toes a big green worm with rolling eyes goes in your stomach and out your eyes your stomach turns into green slime and puss pours out like whip cream you spread it out on a piece of bread and thats what you eat when your dead |
if you die??????
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toss me in a bin bag and leave me out for the bin men.
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once dead, i wouldn't give a fuck
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No hay problema asswipe, I knew it was a fucking Rolls Royce..... Now, get your fucking clown act at your own board and shut the fuck up! (sorry, couldn't resist) :winkwink: |
Dyin' Crapshooters Blues by Blind Willie McTell
This is how to do it right...
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