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kane 04-01-2012 04:09 PM

Mean but funny April Fools joke
 
A friend of mine recently got married to a woman who has 4 kids age range 18-11. The oldest is away at college, the rest live with them and go see their dad on weekends and vacation etc. A few weeks back my buddy and his wife told all the kids that in September they were taking a family trip and going to Disneyworld. They were all very excited, especially the 11 year old.

Today he sits the 11 year old down and tells her that they were going over their plans for the trip and they just don't have enough money to take everyone. So since she is the youngest she isn't going to be going with them. They feel she will have more chances over the next few years to go. So while the rest of the family is at Disneyworld she will have to stay here with her dad.

She turned pale as a ghost. Luckily he didn't let the cruelty last until she started crying and he told her it April Fools. She was pissed and told her mom and now she too is pissed at my buddy. It was cruel and mean and I'm likely going to hell for laughing when he told me about it, but I thought it was a great prank.

u-Bob 04-01-2012 04:14 PM

reminds me of:

u-Bob 04-01-2012 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane (Post 18856828)
It was cruel and mean...

and the little one will probably still remember it when your buddy is old and she gets to pick the retirement home...

kane 04-01-2012 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18856835)
and the little one will probably still remember it when your buddy is old and she gets to pick the retirement home...

LOL I will have to tell him that. . . he better not get sick when he gets old. :)

$5 submissions 04-01-2012 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18856833)
reminds me of:

That is one burnt prank :1orglaugh See the look of humiliated anger in his eyes? poor kid. I didn't watch the whole vid but those parents better quickly follow up with a real xbox or emotional wounds might be opened and fester for life

garce 04-01-2012 04:54 PM

I wanted to read this post but there was too many words.

WiredGuy 04-01-2012 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18856872)
I wanted to read this post but there was too many words.

I could not read the post because of the sig.
WG

kane 04-01-2012 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 18856914)
I could not read the post because of the sig.
WG

I should just make a daily thread just so people can enjoy my sig. LOL

DBS.US 04-01-2012 06:50 PM

I never prank/scare my friends/family.:2 cents:

L-Pink 04-01-2012 06:54 PM

She should put ketchup in her panties then run in the house yelling daddy daddy I just got raped ...

.

Chosen 04-01-2012 06:58 PM

It wasn't very wise of him...

Mr. Garibaldi 04-01-2012 06:59 PM

11 yo is too young to understand adult humor

joke was dumb even for an adult, target was wrong too

your buddy is a dumbfuck

cooldude7 04-01-2012 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Garibaldi (Post 18857000)
11 yo is too young to understand adult humor

joke was dumb even for an adult, target was wrong too

your buddy is a dumbfuck

:thumbsup

woj 04-01-2012 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18856833)
reminds me of:

damn, that's gotta suck... poor kid... :helpme

Supz 04-01-2012 08:06 PM

this is a great story, april fools, this is not such a great story.

TheSquealer 04-01-2012 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18856994)
She should put ketchup in her panties then run in the house yelling daddy daddy I just got raped ...

.

Jesus man.

That's terrible.
:(:helpme




Obviously,... she should do it while at Disneyland

2MuchMark 04-01-2012 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18856833)
reminds me of:

That poor little kid. His parents are real douchebags.

bronco67 04-01-2012 08:47 PM

I don't understand the hole people have in themselves that need to be filled by playing dumb ass jokes on people.

cooldude7 04-01-2012 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18856833)
reminds me of:

hes gonna get gun and shoot them very soon., :1orglaugh

raymor 04-01-2012 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18856872)
I wanted to read this post but there was too many words.

Let me guess, you're a lefty? It is a lot - probably a hundred words there.

Just fucking with you garce.

Spunky 04-01-2012 09:51 PM

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Mutt 04-01-2012 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18856833)
reminds me of:

fucking cruel.

there was another youtube video of the same kind of prank on a bunch of different kids - the little kids, under 5, weren't too upset, they are like dumb cute puppies at that age but the kids in this kid's age group were all very upset.

absolutely terrible to play that kind of trick on a kid.

kane 04-01-2012 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 18857168)
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LOL that is great. I wonder how many people thought it was real.

ottopottomouse 04-01-2012 11:32 PM

she won't forget.

John-ACWM 04-02-2012 02:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18856833)
reminds me of:

WOW what a bunch of cruel idiots!

Paul 04-02-2012 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 18857185)
fucking cruel.

there was another youtube video of the same kind of prank on a bunch of different kids - the little kids, under 5, weren't too upset, they are like dumb cute puppies at that age but the kids in this kid's age group were all very upset.

absolutely terrible to play that kind of trick on a kid.

I couldn't agree more!

Mr Pheer 04-02-2012 04:10 AM

Dont fuck with your kids. They wont ever forget and when you're old, they get the last laugh.

Just ask my mom.

Mr Pheer 04-02-2012 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18856833)
reminds me of:

That kid should wait till next christmas when they are all asleep, and set the house on fire.

Pornopat 04-02-2012 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18856833)
reminds me of:

Poor kid...
scarred for life...:-(

Phoenix 04-02-2012 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18856833)
reminds me of:


that poor kid :(

WebairGerard 04-02-2012 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat (Post 18857437)
Poor kid...
scarred for life...:-(

Quoted for truth!

pornguy 04-02-2012 10:40 AM

Thats not right to do to a kid.

Just wrong in fact.

Gabriel 04-02-2012 10:53 AM

I could just see the billable therapy hours in that kids tears.

MarkDeus 04-02-2012 10:57 AM

As an April Fools prank, a friend of mine created a story where he ended up in jail because I dared him to do the naked man. His girlfriend called me, yelling at me and asking what was the "challenge" I asked him to do.

It was pretty funny.

DamageX 04-02-2012 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18856833)

"You know we can't afford an Xbox!"

Yeah, no shit, since you're stupid enough to murder your kid emotionally, then post it on YouTube for the whole world to see, so he can get even more humiliated by others...

Why isn't there a license to have children yet?


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