Paul banned GFY?
 

his ban is over but he didn't return.

He says he's not bothered about GFY anymore and you're all idiots.

At least he went out on top...

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ADG

His face looks much more aged then his hands...

hes got a 5 page thread on another board called 'marakating advise' that consists entirely of him dribbling crap and damian messing with him

GFY relocated? :Oh crap

Word on the skreet is the ban is forever and not just the rest of March..

Porn is fantasy, pure fantasy. No one is selling a video or a picture, they sell the fantasy of the viewer. It's proven men are turned on by a visual image and that triggers their mind to imagine the scenario, with them in it somehow. Very often as a participant or viewer.

So sell the fantasy. Not just in words, the images and videos have to build the fantasy as well.

when men watch a stripper, they fantasise about fucking her. Same with an image. How many times have we read the comment "I could fuck her"? When someone posts a picture.

The trick is to make the girl look like she would fuck them. And this goes on and on in porn. A teen has to look 18ish, not a 24 year old in pig tails. An amateur has to look like she's the girl next door and in secret would fuck anyone.

When a surfer hits your site or samples, he needs to be sold a fantasy. If you don't know the fantasy, then you need to find out what it is. Because if you don't you're shooting in the dark.

This is the steps to success in most businesses.

Getting the product right.

Getting the marketing right.

Putting yourself in front of as many people as possible.

Convincing the client your product meets his needs.

Closing the sale.

Making sure your product does meet his needs.

Never stopping doing the above and looking for new opportunities.


In business there are no short cuts. Because the easier it is to short cut or work the system. The more people you compete with.

- Paul Markham. From "Markating Advice." 2012.

He'l be back, i can feel it :)

Why should he return? So he can listen to the same sad fucks bust his chops?

So he can post about how easy traffic is to get, how magazines used to be really good and how awesome he is at everything!

Why would you want him to return? Do you miss his posts or something?

I don't have many people on ignore, but he was.

honestly if i were him id never look back...

*all* he does is look back, look back to when the world was a place he could understand.

[Chorus: x2]
Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] Paul Markham
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] Paul Markham

Ahem... excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the forum for one second?


Hi kids, do you like pornography?
Wanna see me teach you all about adult photography?
Wanna learn about Eastern European geography?
Well pay attention to my ebook autobiography

My brain's a dead weight, had my cock sucked by a guy, but I'm still straight
Trying to figure out which paid for whore I want to impregnate
And Michael Ancher said "Paul Markham you're my czech mate
Uh huhhh, why's your face red? Mate, your talent is wasted
Well since age 12, into teenage pants I delve
All legal mind, I don't have a criminal mind
Got pissed off and bought a wife fucked her tits off
Now when I see a whore I give a loud cough
She be gobbling me up, and my cap I doff
I bought a really hard jig saw
And I fuck my bought wife until my dicks sore
Fuck her in all her holes, she's paid, I now got her soul
Gotta walk the dog, and put food in the bowl
That's my life, g, almost suicidal

PaulMarkham told me to post this:

It seems my ban was forever, not been lifted.
And I won't beg to come back.

Papilion is doing a great job promoting the other board.

LOL, that's fucking awesome!

So someone opened up another board because they were banned on GFY? Now that's original.

Hand lotion and a lot of masturbation keep your hands in beautiful shape......maybe his cock is nice and smooth too!

i support paul

Didn't work out that way for me:


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Stop jerking off with Rogaine! :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nicely done! You could ghostwrite for Al Yankovic.

Unmarked ham yo

lol, had to check it myself. That's fucking crazy, he's such a demented fool.

I thank you, Sir.

I have a feeling Mrs Markhan is very happy this Easter.

Paul Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrkhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmm mmmmmmmmm, noooooooooooooooooooooo !

Its a good day