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DarkJedi 04-07-2012 09:04 AM

LOL! "Elite" British military special forces group the SAS admits WOMEN.
 
What are they going to do, menstruate on an enemy?

SAS-what a fucking joke.

DarkJedi 04-07-2012 09:05 AM

Although, If Navy SEALS can admit non-swimming africans, i guess the SAS can admit a few women.

Best-In-BC 04-07-2012 09:08 AM

You kidding me? Who gives a shit about gender or sexual preference, all about the soldier

EddyTheDog 04-07-2012 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18871940)
What are they going to do, menstruate on an enemy?

SAS-what a fucking joke.


Your experiance of menstruating women and mine must be very different....

Ill fight the typical SAS bloke any time over one of those lunatics.

Before you ask - no, not in a gay way :)....

DamageX 04-07-2012 09:29 AM

PMS is a bitch... Put one PMS-ing woman in action and the enemy will wish they fought men.

Paul Markham 04-07-2012 09:37 AM

Anyone who completes SAS training is qualified to do the job.

I doubt if some here really have a clue what they really do.

L-Pink 04-07-2012 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18871943)
Although, If Navy SEALS can admit non-swimming africans, i guess the SAS can admit a few women.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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alextokyo 04-07-2012 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18871940)
What are they going to do, menstruate on an enemy?

:1orglaugh

Rochard 04-07-2012 10:04 AM

Being in special forces doesn't mean your big and strong. It's all about willpower. How much can you take before you break?

TheSquealer 04-07-2012 10:08 AM

Why do you guys assume the SAS doesn't need secretaries? I don't get that.

ottopottomouse 04-07-2012 12:58 PM

Someone's got to do the washing.

bronco67 04-07-2012 06:49 PM

So who's going to carry the 100 packs they take on missions? They really have packs that heavy. Not every man's job can be done by a woman.

I know a couple of firefighters tired of taking up the slack of females in their squad. Not sexist, just the truth.

B.Barnato 04-07-2012 07:09 PM

The SAS is involved in all types of scenarios not just running around in the desert with heavy gear.

I'm sure women will come in handy, especially in covert missions and hostage situations.

papill0n 04-07-2012 07:16 PM

im ex green beret asshole

Rothstein 04-07-2012 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18871940)
What are they going to do, menstruate on an enemy?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Rochard 04-07-2012 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 18872633)
So who's going to carry the 100 packs they take on missions? They really have packs that heavy. Not every man's job can be done by a woman.

I know a couple of firefighters tired of taking up the slack of females in their squad. Not sexist, just the truth.

Trust me, they have women that can carry a 100 lbs pack.

Paul Markham 04-07-2012 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 18872633)
So who's going to carry the 100 packs they take on missions? They really have packs that heavy. Not every man's job can be done by a woman.

I know a couple of firefighters tired of taking up the slack of females in their squad. Not sexist, just the truth.

A close friend of the family has been on active service with the elite forces of both the UK and US army. his role is as a sniper. He has been on the SAS training course. Any woman that gets through that is welcome to be in the SAS.

It's more than carrying heavy loads. It's about killing people, assassins, taking on missions that the normally trained Paratroop, Marine and Guard regiments can't handle. Anyone who has been on these training course has gone through the 100 pound pack courses, often trudging across very inhospitable places.

The SAS is so much more.



Most of the terrorists bodies were found shot and in the basement. Executed or taken there after killed. Figure it out for yourself. The only terrorists to get out were mistaken for hostages and to late to be dealt with.

The 100 pound packs is the easy part.

B.Barnato 04-07-2012 11:56 PM

Paul is correct, thank you and good night.

martinsc 04-07-2012 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 18871983)
PMS is a bitch... Put one PMS-ing woman in action and the enemy will wish they fought men.

:2 cents::2 cents::thumbsup:thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

nico-t 04-08-2012 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18872835)
I'm an annoying retard with long uninteresting stories nobody reads.

we know, Paul.

JFK 04-08-2012 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18872656)
im ex green beret asshole

so what's it like to be an ex green beret asshole ?:upsidedow

Markul 04-08-2012 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18872033)
Being in special forces doesn't mean your big and strong. It's all about willpower. How much can you take before you break?

:2 cents: :thumbsup

alias 04-08-2012 12:30 PM

Kitchen special forces.

Eyeball 04-08-2012 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18871940)
What are they going to do, menstruate on an enemy?

SAS-what a fucking joke.

http://netwrok.us/stuff/dont-worry-s...e-internet.jpg

DWB 04-08-2012 04:12 PM

Those chicks could probably beat the ass of every male posting in this thread, as well as out shoot and out perform most physical exercises.

raymor 04-08-2012 05:46 PM

Do they, like the US military, have different standards for men and women? If someone can pass the course and tests and get the job done, great. I couldn't. If they are for example, having women run the physical tests with less than a full load of gear, fuck that. SAS and other special forces is about getting the job done, sometimes when thousands of lives are.at stake. It's not the place to make a political statement with affirmative action.

livexxx 04-08-2012 07:35 PM

The SRR aka the 14 int have been recruiting women for a long time, no new news here

check out the books "She Who Dared" featuring jackie George and One Up, www.amazon.co.uk/dp/000638837X about Sarah Fords tours with the SAS although she didnt actually do selection she was in the det

candyflip 04-08-2012 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18871943)
Although, If Navy SEALS can admit non-swimming africans, i guess the SAS can admit a few women.

There is no such thing as a non-swimming Navy Seal. Black, White, Red or Blue.

raymor 04-08-2012 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 18873886)
There is no such thing as a non-swimming Navy Seal. Black, White, Red or Blue.

SEAL = Swims in ice water with their hands and feet bound, after three days without sleep, and doesn't bitch about it.

Mike Honcho 04-08-2012 08:46 PM

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/14/thefuck.jpg

Paul Markham 04-08-2012 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raymor (Post 18873749)
Do they, like the US military, have different standards for men and women? If someone can pass the course and tests and get the job done, great. I couldn't. If they are for example, having women run the physical tests with less than a full load of gear, fuck that. SAS and other special forces is about getting the job done, sometimes when thousands of lives are.at stake. It's not the place to make a political statement with affirmative action.

The people who get onto the SAS training courses are not new recruits, they don't ask them "Would you like to go into the Catering Corp or the SAS?" They are fully trained, battle experienced soldiers who are deemed suitable for the training course. Some of the replies in this thread label the posters as dumb. Starting with the OP.

Lykos 04-09-2012 05:36 AM

That must be a hell of a woman :)

DarkJedi 04-09-2012 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 18873886)
There is no such thing as a non-swimming Navy Seal. Black, White, Red or Blue.

Africans can't swim.

pimpmaster9000 04-09-2012 06:12 AM

women make awesome covert operatives...has nothing to do at all with physical strength...she can approach an enemy, grab his balls, take him to a dark place and pull a pin from her hair and inject neurotoxin in his brain...

a trained beautiful woman is much more dangerous than a man simply because everybody reading this thread would drop his guard if a hot chick were to grab his balls


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