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MrBottomTooth 04-10-2012 11:38 AM

Any women on pof.com that aren't completely crazy?
 
Just wondering, have you met any there in person that are not batshit insane?

I haven't yet. Beginning to think escorts are a better choice.

Last one told me that if I didn't immediately put her above all my friends (one that I have known since grade 2) and any other prior commitments that I would die old and alone.

This was after one date. I can just imagine what she'd be like after date 30. And to top it off she probably outweighed me by 10 pounds or so.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tZZZngkm85...600/alone1.jpg

Choopa_Pardo 04-10-2012 12:02 PM

Ah, unfamiliar with the assortment of talent available on POF.com. I had my hand in the OKcupid.com pool for a few months a while back. Sent a few dozen messages here and there to women in my area, and ended up going on a handful of dates with two different individuals. Neither struck me as crazy, it just didnt work out.

I did a good job of weeding out the crazies early on the in the message exchange part of it all, and promptly hit delete when I would get messages about "Where do you see yourself in a year? married? children on the way?" Back off lady, I just want to get some cheeseburgers and a few beers. Pump the brakes!

MrBottomTooth 04-10-2012 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ConstantPardo (Post 18877244)
Ah, unfamiliar with the assortment of talent available on POF.com. I had my hand in the OKcupid.com pool for a few months a while back. Sent a few dozen messages here and there to women in my area, and ended up going on a handful of dates with two different individuals. Neither struck me as crazy, it just didnt work out.

I did a good job of weeding out the crazies early on the in the message exchange part of it all, and promptly hit delete when I would get messages about "Where do you see yourself in a year? married? children on the way?" Back off lady, I just want to get some cheeseburgers and a few beers. Pump the brakes!

LOL no shit. I guess I need to be a little choosier. This last one had three kids and I think her only income was child support so I guess I got what I deserved. She did put out though, so my movie ticket and 15 pack of Coors Light was not completely wasted.:winkwink:

globofun 04-10-2012 12:51 PM

They are nuts......they want to plan the wedding on the second date......WTF!

Been there........will never go back!

O MARINA 04-10-2012 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 18877185)
Just wondering, have you met any there in person that are not batshit insane?

I haven't yet. Beginning to think escorts are a better choice.

Last one told me that if I didn't immediately put her above all my friends (one that I have known since grade 2) and any other prior commitments that I would die old and alone.

This was after one date. I can just imagine what she'd be like after date 30. And to top it off she probably outweighed me by 10 pounds or so.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-tZZZngkm85...600/alone1.jpg



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sperbonzo 04-10-2012 12:55 PM

Don't know about that site.... but I actually met my wife on Match.com....

I definitely spent a lot of time shuffling through sluts and crazies first though... (didn't mind the sluts, obviously!)


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Choopa_Pardo 04-10-2012 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 18877295)
LOL no shit. I guess I need to be a little choosier. This last one had three kids and I think her only income was child support so I guess I got what I deserved. She did put out though, so my movie ticket and 15 pack of Coors Light was not completely wasted.:winkwink:

I hope you wore a rubber, because I would hate to see you get roped into being daddy to child #4 and another child support source.

a movie ticket and a case of cheap beer? I must be going about this all wrong.

MrBottomTooth 04-10-2012 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ConstantPardo (Post 18877431)
I hope you wore a rubber, because I would hate to see you get roped into being daddy to child #4 and another child support source.

a movie ticket and a case of cheap beer? I must be going about this all wrong.

Ya no worries there. The movie date idea and beer selection were all her ideas. She said to make sure I had Coors light cans at home because it was the only beer she could drink. And no bottles because she hates bottles! Classy all around. Another warning sign I chose to ignore. Lol

Sophie Delancey 04-10-2012 02:33 PM

I do OkCupid. It's worked super well for me, and I'm not crazy. Allegedly.

shimmy2 04-10-2012 02:39 PM

Re: dating... you're doing it wrong. see figure 1 attached:

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...23940759_n.jpg

d-null 04-10-2012 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18877650)
Re: dating... you're doing it wrong. see figure 1 attached:

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...23940759_n.jpg

:1orglaugh:2 cents::thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

alias 04-10-2012 04:04 PM

Try Swurve.

The Heron 04-10-2012 04:37 PM

all i find on free dating sites are broke whores with kids and looking for new baby daddies. It's sad and funny at the same time. easy fucks usually if you can put up with their stupidity for an hour or two.

Spunky 04-10-2012 04:47 PM

They all have issues and are a little bonkers

AllAboutCams 04-10-2012 05:02 PM

cum and run

SuckOnThis 04-10-2012 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxupdate (Post 18877914)
cum and run



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Profits of Doom 04-10-2012 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18877650)
Re: dating... you're doing it wrong. see figure 1 attached:

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...23940759_n.jpg

I'm starting to like you more and more everyday... :thumbsup

AJHall 04-10-2012 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 18877185)
Just wondering, have you met any there in person that are not batshit insane?

Hmm. Not sure I've ever met a woman anywhere that wasn't batshit insane. Just sayin...

Screwed Up 04-11-2012 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18877650)
Re: dating... you're doing it wrong. see figure 1 attached:

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...23940759_n.jpg

Approved!! :)

BettingHandle 04-11-2012 01:52 AM

forever alone


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