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nikki99 04-17-2012 04:53 AM

my sister is a shrink and they got her first clinic case of Demonic Possesion
 
little kid 8 years old

they have an exorcism coming a approved by the church

unless brain scan tests results in a massive basket ball tumor, then they go for the exorcism, 100% of any pzicotropics or any kind of treatment has failed

her current condition is "Syndrome of Demonic Possesion"

she pee and pukes everywhere (8 years old, never seen any hollywood horror movie)

when mom bless the food she sreams "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

I am not joking, I am waiting for updates, gonna let u know if interested

is the first time I heard from a REAL one and not fake from some farmer with the paranoia


DamianJ 04-17-2012 04:59 AM

Best call all the medical journals, press and TV because never in the history of mankind has there ever been a case of demonic possession, mainly because demons do not exist.

You could be standing on a goldmine here!

nikki99 04-17-2012 05:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18891421)
Best call all the medical journals, press and TV because never in the history of mankind has there ever been a case of demonic possession, mainly because demons do not exist.

You could be standing on a goldmine here!

is true!

need to wait for brain scan

CyberHustler 04-17-2012 05:10 AM

Sounds like that kid needs a good old fashioned ass whoopin... throwing tantrums like that.

EddyTheDog 04-17-2012 05:12 AM

Any brain injury will make you vomit, loose control of your bladder and become aggressive.

In fact exactly what they look for when the expect a brain injury.

Or too much Stella :) .....

Fletch XXX 04-17-2012 05:17 AM

sickness been going round bad stomach flu, had it 4 days now myself.

Nembrionic 04-17-2012 05:23 AM

Actually, the kid is the 2nd case. You are the first.

WarChild 04-17-2012 05:29 AM

LOL, only in Brazil. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mavruda 04-17-2012 05:32 AM

Nikky this sounds too serious - I hope you're not joking.

Phillipmcd1 04-17-2012 05:33 AM

Crazy it's 2012 and people still believe in demons and possessions

Bryan G 04-17-2012 05:35 AM

Ok then...

L-Pink 04-17-2012 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99 (Post 18891417)
little kid 8 years old

she pee and pukes everywhere

when mom bless the food she sreams "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Sounds like papill0n and currently sober had a kid.

.

Nembrionic 04-17-2012 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18891474)
Sounds like papill0n and currently sober had a kid.

.

And JohnnyClips was the surrogate mother.

CaptainHowdy 04-17-2012 05:57 AM

If your sister has a cock I want to hear more ...

L-Pink 04-17-2012 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18891491)
If your sister has a cock I want to hear more ...

I want to meet her brother with the pussy.

.

BIGTYMER 04-17-2012 06:01 AM

Typical day in the life of Nikki. Earthquakes and demonic possession.

ajrocks 04-17-2012 06:20 AM

I had a Demonic Possession in the bathroom this morning. Thank the lord I was able to get it out of me, but It really left a stink in the office.

bns666 04-17-2012 06:20 AM

keep us posted and be sure to take pics and vids of exorcism :thumbsup

jigg 04-17-2012 07:41 AM

ill be interested to know more, could be just a kid with bad attitude

Yall are laughing but not everything should be dismissed. My mother almost died when I was in my mid teens from what you'd call black spell. Ridiculous to hear until you live trough it, my father in particular, he was a skeptic thinking it was all folk tales but him and others thought otherwise at the end of the whole ordeal.

BlackCrayon 04-17-2012 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jigg (Post 18891668)
ill be interested to know more, could be just a kid with bad attitude

Yall are laughing but not everything should be dismissed. My mother almost died when I was in my mid teens from what you'd call black spell. Ridiculous to hear until you live trough it, my father in particular, he was a skeptic thinking it was all folk tales but him and others thought otherwise at the end of the whole ordeal.

let me guess, you don't live in north america.

jigg 04-17-2012 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 18891675)
let me guess, you don't live in north america.

:) I do, but i'm not from north America :winkwink:

John-ACWM 04-17-2012 08:11 AM

Should be interesting only because of the legends in the movies.

nikki99 04-17-2012 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18891474)
Sounds like papill0n and currently sober had a kid.

.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bigluv 04-17-2012 09:39 AM

As if a brain scan thats inconclusive is proof of demonic possession and not just some kind of imbalance, heavy metal poisoning, a million kinds of toxins, or a myriad of disorders that would never show up on any scan.

The Ghost 04-17-2012 10:18 AM

Call in this guy!


http://cdn2.funnycorner.net/funny-pi...gory-house.jpg

u-Bob 04-17-2012 10:40 AM

keep us posted :)

Spunky 04-17-2012 10:42 AM

That must be a nightmare to live with

Gabriel 04-17-2012 11:18 AM

What procedures did she have to go through to get the church to approve?

Will she be able to film it?

nikki99 04-17-2012 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabriel (Post 18892108)

Will she be able to film it?

I don't think so

is a rich family, I don't think they will let anyone film it, well I don't know, I am just sharing an informartion I found interesting :)

NaughtyVisions 04-17-2012 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost (Post 18891971)
Call in this guy!
{image of fictional character removed}

No, call in these girls, who take this shit seriously...
http://boblarson.org/blog/wp-content...Talk-Show3.jpg





:Oh crap

Nembrionic 04-17-2012 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 18892158)
No, call in these girls, who take this shit seriously...
http://boblarson.org/blog/wp-content...Talk-Show3.jpg

:Oh crap



I'll take the one on the left and fuck the demonic posession out of her. Twice.

NaughtyVisions 04-17-2012 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nembrionic (Post 18892544)
I'll take the one on the left and fuck the demonic posession out of her. Twice.

I love how since the good old Rev. Bob Larson is now shopping them to networks for a reality tv show, they drop the fat and ugly girls.

Here's an older pic of these demon-fighting divas:

http://www.visionario.axz.in/wp-cont...rcistas_01.jpg

jigg 04-17-2012 07:46 PM

the redhead on the right looks like she's straight out of a hair color or shampoo commercial. and she's cute!

NaughtyVisions 04-18-2012 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jigg (Post 18892989)
the redhead on the right looks like she's straight out of a hair color or shampoo commercial. and she's cute!

That's the Rev. Bob Larson's daughter. I agree she's hot, but he'll exorcise the demon out of your cock. :winkwink:

http://www.therealexorcist.com/images/bobpremier2.jpg


nico-t 04-18-2012 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99 (Post 18891417)
little kid 8 years old

they have an exorcism coming a approved by the church

unless brain scan tests results in a massive basket ball tumor, then they go for the exorcism, 100% of any pzicotropics or any kind of treatment has failed

her current condition is "Syndrome of Demonic Possesion"

she pee and pukes everywhere (8 years old, never seen any hollywood horror movie)

when mom bless the food she sreams "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

I am not joking, I am waiting for updates, gonna let u know if interested

is the first time I heard from a REAL one and not fake from some farmer with the paranoia

jesus christ, never knew brazil was that backwards. Sounds really fucking retarded. It isn't the middle ages anymore. Do they still burn witches at the stake there too? What a bunch of freaks

Choopa_Pardo 04-18-2012 09:05 AM

I am feeling possessed right now but not by the Devil ifyouknowwhatImean


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