The most weird thing in my life! :)
 

I recently move in another city , when i was living in my old place with my old studio
the neighbors always where boring and ringing on my door even they call the police sometimes that the music is to loud cuz they cant rest.

Recently at my new place one day i was working at my studio at 3:00 am and my new neighbor ring on my door and he doesnt say to me that is 3 a clock at the morning and i need to stop the music , he ask me , what song i was listening few minutes ago and he was very interested about it, he bring his guitar we put the speaker monitors Up open few packs of beer and few budz and make hell of a noize until 7 am , and i even dont know this guy and he is almost 50 years old :1orglaugh

Eny simular stories ? :)

i had a fat retarded neighbor who used to complain about my music being too loud but would make a racket doing aerobics to the lion king soundtrack himself.

Why the neigbours that complain about anything are always fat? :1orglaugh

I will never be a cool neighbour ...

even if i give free budz and chicks? :upsidedow

My entire loft acts like a giant subwoofer. The crawl space has wind.. heh

Neighbors drywall rattles like a mutherfucker all day while I work. Not a single complaint, in fact, when this cute big titty younger girl lived there, she'd come up for a puff and enjoy the tunes haha.

I used to have three lesbians (not the hot kind, the real kind) living in the next apartment and they could make love louder than any actress. I never had he courage to ask them what specifically they were doing, though they were very polite.

you should ask :upsidedow

maybe he was gay and it was an excuse to come hang out with you

Eh.

My creepy neighbor used to knock on my door with a bottle of wine wanting to celebrate his new contract/NYE/blah blah blah. We (my best friend a hot blonde & roommate) would never accept his invitation. But one marvelous day, he knocked, and it just so happened mohawk Steve (vivid) was at my house. He answered the door & the poor guy didnt know what to say. After that we never heard from him again :)

you watch to much gay porn man , he have a wife and few children and he is awesome guitar playa and good neighbor too and he smoke pot also :)

The oddest neighbor I ever had was this girl who was seeing two guys at once. One Friday night they both showed up at her place at the same time. All hell broke loose. One of them threw a chair threw the front window, the cops came and arrested all three of them. It was like being front row at the Jerry Springer Show

lol there is a woman (around 40 years) in my new hood with the same problem just the story is ending without cops :1orglaugh

LOL. When I moved in it took me a few weeks to realize she was juggling two guys. Once I realized what was going on I thought, " I wonder if they know about each other."

A few months later I got my answer :)

We had a guy above us in a Nirvana cover band. So he would practice all day. Miss that guy! lol

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

when I lived in Hollywood, my neighbor was a young school teacher... mid-twenties, not bad looking, a tiny little blonde.... THEN she got hooked on crack.... after a few weeks she had street whore move in... AND then a few weeks after that a brother came by with a shot gun and killed both of them, a 410 to be exact. I was home at the time WITH NO GUN while shots were blasting off in the apartment next to me... boy did I feel stupid. I called 911. the paramedics got there like an hour before the cops... (gee who would have thought?) AND now I ALWAYS have a gun, 1911 to be exact.

A while back we had some new people move in down stairs all men. One of the guys bumped into my sister down stairs they got chatting and the next days she went to the car and under her windscreen wiper was a bottle of champagne and his phone number saying we should party some time.
He let himself into my apartment one day when i left the door unlocked thank god i had a male over, hes harmless but i didnt feel comfortable..
And a week before new years I was having a and he rocked up at 3:00am with bottles of champagne, i let the boys entertain him. Hes since moved and we haven't heard a word from him.

my drunk idiot neighbour kid used to play trumpet on the balcony. or play music really loud. ass

so you would have gone over there and shot up the place and saved the day? Nah, you'd probably be dead instead. shotgun trumps pea shooter every time...

That is one cool neighbor :thumbsup

Its not from porn films, its from actual life, of course I am talking from my male+female experience and was kidding about male+male here :)
If a women did that to me I would assume that she is interested in me in a romantic way so to speak and I would be 80-90% right :)

Two dudes who smoke budz and play loud music for fun and playstation too :)

A 3am unknown neighbor drop-in is not something I'd want, but cool that you made a friend.

If you were my neighbour playing loud music at 3 am all the time I would be knocking on your door too. Have some damm respect for your neighbours You know how shit it is when you have to get up for work but you cant fucking sleep cause some asswipe of a neighbour thinks its cool to play music loud at 3am ..fuck that pisses me off

That is true my friend , but sometimes the inspiration fucks me up :)

I crank music often at all times of day and night. With headphones :) I have a nice pair of wide dynamic range headphones I've been taking good care of since the early 90's. I also play my guitar through them so it's not noisy for my neighbors, and even then I stop at 8pm which is the curfew for musical instrument practice.

.. I've been accused of being "too nice".

Did you play "Somebody that I used to know?" together on 1 guitar ?

When he does that, just chant "Hakuna Matata" to yourself 10 times and all will be well.

hahaa
Please put on your lulu lemon and knock on his door too.

not a chance, BUT I wouldn't have been sitting in my place wondering if I was next either... sounds to me like you went to collage and your life experience comes from books, tv etc... no one that has been around gunfights want to EVER be with out one... trust me on that :2 cents:

some crazy stories in here, wow.

I used to live in the basement suite below a guy who had a wooden leg and a sad wife. He would get drunk and take his leg off and hop around, yelling at her. I wouldn't be surprised if he hit her with it. We moved out before they did. God, that place was miserable.

My neighbour is a cow, just the occasional moo from the barn.

I've never been so confused about whether to laugh or shake my head sadly!!? Wow thats a tough one! :helpme

Naah we was playing our songs that still we dont know :1orglaugh
the musicians know what i'm talking about :)

No strange stories here but I HATE the old man next-door. Fucker complains to the HOA like every month over some bullshit. Just had to write the HOA's lawyer a check for $400 because the lawyer wrote me a letter!

Yeah, it was weird. I felt bad for her.

Like he needed to practice all day to play Nirvana...

uhmm... mine just told me he's going to kill me if some water falls again from my balcony to his front door....

That is fucking gruesome!!!

Here is me getting the shits with the neighbour parking across my driveway!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Good times!

fuck that!!! scary

LOL!! Sad but I couldn't help laughing after I imagined the guy hopping.