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fris 04-20-2012 07:08 AM

gonna try coffee for the first time today
 
which should i get?

starbucks
tim hortons
second cup
dunkin

Phoenix 04-20-2012 07:10 AM

second cup...i suggest 3/4s paridiso...and 1/4 bavarian chocolate

some milk and sugar

enjoy
i had my first cup of coffee in 4th year university

MaDalton 04-20-2012 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18898506)
second cup...i suggest 3/4s paridiso...and 1/4 bavarian chocolate

some milk and sugar

enjoy
i had my first cup of coffee in 4th year university

thats not coffee :2 cents:

B.Barnato 04-20-2012 07:17 AM

Enjoy the headrush!

SIK 04-20-2012 07:18 AM

espresso, short - just a tiny bit of sugar in it, no milk or anything

coffee is coffee, starbucks and all similar shit is for faggots

L-Pink 04-20-2012 07:18 AM

I have a coffee enema every morning.

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wehateporn 04-20-2012 07:20 AM

You'll be hooked, better off without it. It is nice though

WarChild 04-20-2012 07:21 AM

Canadians seem to love Tim Hortons but I don't think it's very good coffee at all.

EddyTheDog 04-20-2012 07:22 AM

A nice short black - No sugar - Its not a desert......

I don't know who half those outlets are so I can't advise on that.

MaDalton 04-20-2012 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18898524)
A nice short black - No sugar - Its not a desert......

hehe - what he said

Tom_PM 04-20-2012 07:25 AM

Just get the least expensive one and get hooked on it. Bet with your head, heh.

CyberHustler 04-20-2012 07:26 AM

I like Dunkin for some potency... but Starbucks coffee fraps are the shit in the summer. Had to quit coffee though.

Scott McD 04-20-2012 07:41 AM

I've never tried coffee in my life. I hate the smell of it, so had no interest in trying it...

bronco67 04-20-2012 07:44 AM

Don't do it. I introduced coffee to my wife 6 years ago, and she's a slave to it now.

anexsia 04-20-2012 07:47 AM

I drink about 7-8 cups of coffee a day with no sugar or anything put into it...it no longer wakes me up like it used to :( I used to be able to have 2 cups and be wired to get some work done.

Ads4adult 04-20-2012 07:49 AM

Don't do that ;-)

Tom_PM 04-20-2012 07:49 AM

Also if you get hooked, you will find yourself wanting a nap around 5pm. As soon as I'd quit my pot of coffee per day, my need for a nap disappeared.

EddyTheDog 04-20-2012 07:51 AM

I seriously drink about 20-25 cups a day, and they are double shots.

It would be easier to give up the cigs than the coffee...

David! 04-20-2012 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18898522)
Canadians seem to love Tim Hortons but I don't think it's very good coffee at all.

I discovered it a month ago and it's actually quite good :)

Vendzilla 04-20-2012 07:55 AM

Perfect place to put that whiskey you ussually drink in the morning

MaDalton 04-20-2012 07:55 AM

now i need one

Itchy 04-20-2012 07:59 AM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_J1ME7lmyfv...th-Paw-Tim.jpg

Coup 04-20-2012 08:31 AM

drink a stiff cup of real coffee like a real man

http://www.bargainblessings.com/wp-c...03/folgers.jpg

Sam - Mr. Skin 04-20-2012 08:37 AM

stick with green tea. less jitters, much better on your stomach.

fris 04-20-2012 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sam_mrskincash (Post 18898695)
stick with green tea. less jitters, much better on your stomach.

ya always love/loved green tea, i usally just buy tetley green tea, got any other ones?

shake 04-20-2012 10:52 AM

Espresso, from someone who takes care and maybe roasts their own beans etc. Should be lots of good options in Toronto.

BIGTYMER 04-20-2012 11:01 AM

Go Starbucks. Get an iced caramel macchiato.

RebelR 04-20-2012 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 18898951)
ya always love/loved green tea, i usally just buy tetley green tea, got any other ones?


Try the ones here, http://tealeaves.com/c-2-GREEN.aspx The Dragonwell, and the health and wellbeing are great. And if you like Black Tea. The Russian Earl Grey Kicks ass. For a real rush, one of the Tisanes, Jetlag AM..http://tealeaves.com/p-102-jetlag-am-energy.aspx gave me more of a buzz than coffee ever has.

AzteK 04-20-2012 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 18898978)
Go Starbucks. Get an iced caramel macchiato.

If I'm tired of straight coffee, it's hot and need a desert, that's a good fucking choice! yum.

Dirty F 04-20-2012 11:03 AM

I've had some horrible coffee in the US. At some of these places they are absolutely clueless how coffee is supposed to taste.

Dirty F 04-20-2012 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18898506)
second cup...i suggest 3/4s paridiso...and 1/4 bavarian chocolate

some milk and sugar

enjoy
i had my first cup of coffee in 4th year university

He is asking for coffee.

baddog 04-20-2012 11:09 AM

If going to Starbucks, do not waste your money on normal "coffee." Try their mocha latte, hot or cold, it is delish.

fris 04-20-2012 01:52 PM

some guy in front of me was getting a quadrouple expresso, how much caffeine is in that ?

CyberHustler 04-20-2012 01:54 PM

That's like the meth of the coffee world?

alias 04-20-2012 02:07 PM

That is a lot of caffeine, could make you feel sick.

Rochard 04-20-2012 02:22 PM

I never drank coffee. I was in the Marines for four years, and every fucking one drank coffee, but not me. Never could stand it.

porno jew 04-20-2012 02:25 PM

get a good coffee, black. learn what good coffee tastes like before you start adding all that other crap to it.

Tofu 04-20-2012 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 18898577)
I drink about 7-8 cups of coffee a day with no sugar or anything put into it...it no longer wakes me up like it used to :( I used to be able to have 2 cups and be wired to get some work done.

You've built up a tolerance, like myself. Sad to say, but now, I can literally have a cup of coffee or two mountain dews and go to sleep, effortlessly. :(

bns666 04-20-2012 02:37 PM

espresso ftw :thumbsup

avoid starbucks.

don't know about the other.

garce 04-20-2012 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18898522)
Canadians seem to love Tim Hortons but I don't think it's very good coffee at all.

That's because its actual, straight-up coffee without the pussy shit you gay men crave. Timmy's will half-heartedly sell you a shitty Frothy-Iced-Cinna-Mocha-Frappa-Latte - but then we will all laugh at you behind your back.

Tim's sells that fancy shit - but they dont like selling it. You walk into a Tim Horton's and order THAT crap and they post pictures of you on their Facebook page and laugh. And you can't sue them because, well, you're a pussy. And American.

Walk into Tim's, ask for a black coffee. I do not want cream. I do not want sugar. Give me some straight up caffiene. Grow some hair on your chest and grow a spine.

Your coffee is like your beer. Room temperature frothy piss.

OMG!

Deej 04-20-2012 02:41 PM

starbucks is a horrible choice IMO...

If you truly want to experience coffee... start with a fresh brewed folgers. then get a mocha or something from starbucks. Have a friend make you a keurig cup... then... try some cloth sifted mountain man coffee made in a pot over a stove...

do all those... experience them all... Then... go to a store where they sell different sorts of beans and roasts. Smell through them. Find one or two that intrigue you. Grind them there if you dont have a grinder at home...a ssuming not if you dont even know what it tatses like... Fuck it... buy a grinder and a french press... you wont look back at any of those other coffees. Take your beans, grind them. boil your water (not quite boiling) and press your own...

Thank me later.

BIGTYMER 04-20-2012 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18899433)
That's because its actual, straight-up coffee without the pussy shit you gay men crave. Timmy's will half-heartedly sell you a shitty Frothy-Iced-Cinna-Mocha-Frappa-Latte - but then we will all laugh at you behind your back.

Tim's sells that fancy shit - but they dont like selling it. You walk into a Tim Horton's and order THAT crap and they post pictures of you on their Facebook page and laugh. And you can't sue them because, well, you're a pussy. And American.

Walk into Tim's, ask for a black coffee. I do not want cream. I do not want sugar. Give me some straight up caffiene. Grow some hair on your chest and grow a spine.

Your coffee is like your beer. Room temperature frothy piss.

OMG!

Take your medicine.

CYF 04-20-2012 05:31 PM

Starbucks really does suck. If you're going for just coffee, I'd suggest straight up black coffee. If you want to work your way into it, I'd suggest a cappuccino or a mocha.

Chosen 04-20-2012 06:42 PM

I don't drink coffee so I cannot recommend any...

CHARGER 04-20-2012 07:03 PM

http://beancoffee.us/wp-content/uplo...ian-coffee.jpg

:pimp

WarChild 04-20-2012 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18899433)
That's because its actual, straight-up coffee without the pussy shit you gay men crave. Timmy's will half-heartedly sell you a shitty Frothy-Iced-Cinna-Mocha-Frappa-Latte - but then we will all laugh at you behind your back.

Tim's sells that fancy shit - but they dont like selling it. You walk into a Tim Horton's and order THAT crap and they post pictures of you on their Facebook page and laugh. And you can't sue them because, well, you're a pussy. And American.

Walk into Tim's, ask for a black coffee. I do not want cream. I do not want sugar. Give me some straight up caffiene. Grow some hair on your chest and grow a spine.

Your coffee is like your beer. Room temperature frothy piss.

OMG!

Having lived in Central America, I can tell you with some authority, Tim Hortons is shitty coffee. Get yourself a passport, travel outside of Canada and get some life experience of your own. The coffee in gas stations in Costa Rica is better than Tim Horton's.

Also, I'm not American, I'm Canadian you dipshit.

shake 04-20-2012 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 18899334)
some guy in front of me was getting a quadrouple expresso, how much caffeine is in that ?

That's not too bad, normally people get a double shot, and often a triple for a large drink. There's actually a bit less caffeine in espresso than drip coffee because the water is forced through quickly much gets left behind. That being said, 4 shots will get you going :pimp

shake 04-20-2012 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18899845)
Having lived in Central America, I can tell you with some authority, Tim Hortons is shitty coffee. Get yourself a passport, travel outside of Canada and get some life experience of your own. The coffee in gas stations in Costa Rica is better than Tim Horton's.

Also, I'm not American, I'm Canadian you dipshit.

Timmys tastes like watered down charcoal :2 cents:

AllAboutCams 04-20-2012 09:02 PM

wow i miss starbucks
java chip frapachino 2 shots of espresso and whipped cream

cjr2006 04-20-2012 09:14 PM

Every Morning since freshman year of high school I've had a cup. Even freaked roommates out when I would have coffee before going to bed!


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