haha suckas!
 

Maui fuckin' rocks..... http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/rockon.gif


blue sky.... 80 some odd fuckin degrees..... party tunes & brew.... whales everywhere..... swell comin' in tonight = surf all week.... the best clients and best job on Earth..... fuck, all this shit is better than sex!!!


hahahahaha!!!! You'll never get me off this island, and you can all keep your cold shitty ass weather... LOL :rasta

http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/gfy.jpg

I have the flu, herpes, insomnia.. I dressed up as a fairy and it's fucking cold outside. Jealous? I thought you would be.

AMP I got like 200 emails bounce back from you today, what gives...:1orglaugh

Dear Amp;

Suck my dick.

Love,
psyko514

quit showing off.

drunk motherfucker

I've been watching Magnum P.I. lately. Amp, I'm convinced you should solve crimes in your spare time...

fat chicks eh?

this is a tiki I had custom carved this past weekend by a high profile local artist.... muther fucker rocks in his work.....


http://www.ampiezza.com/stuff/tiki.jpg

carved his signature in the bottom when he finished.....

current conditions here.... (just went outside and snapped a pic)

http://www.ampiezza.com/stuff/current.jpg

you are so cool.

i know.

and a damn sexy boy :Graucho

Dude! Look out! There's a porcupine on your head!

LOL.... yeah, it's time for a cut.... hehehe

got that Don King shit goin' on there....:1orglaugh

you dont drink

means u dont party


ur life suxks and is depressing :1orglaugh

is it humid there

hahahha...

dude, can you see thru those glasses?

not at all..... :glugglug

Amp in your opinion is Maui the best of the islands to live on?

How's the Net speed over there?

yeah.. they;re photo gray.... they get dark in the sun, and lighten indoors...

He doesn't drink?

omg

LOL, you look like you got zapped by 10,000 volts of electricity.



:thumbsup

have seen a docu on discovery about maui....
espacially the maui car rentals for travellers...uhm...
called maui taxi? that was funny :)

depends on what you're lookin' for.... if you want a San Francisco type environment, O'ahu's Honolulu is the place for that... if you just wanna get the fuck away from everyone.... Maui or the Big Island.

Net Speed?

http://www.ampiezza.com/stuff/speed.jpg

http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/rockon.gif

lol.... dude, we got everything you got... Dollar, Hertz, Avis, etc.... all of them. :glugglug

nah, i mean this guy who has this fucking old car's for rent....
he called them "maui taxi".... he don't give a guarantee that
you come back with them :1orglaugh

hehehe.... yeah, we got a few places like that... but hey, that's cool.... if you don;t care about driving a new car, you can get a Maui-Cruiser for $100 a week or less.... lol :glugglug

oh, so they're prescription glasses? cool.

yeah, maui cruiser :) dawn that was cool ... no radio,
no window in the back of the car, .... damn, i have to
visit maui ... great place :thumbsup

been kickin' around the idea of a couple cams here..... maybe one deck cam, and one studio cam?

http://www.ampiezza.com/stuff/house10.jpg

I'll be your neighbour someday :glugglug

that thing kicks serious ass

i just Fucking love you man!

yeah... he said, (if I can remember correctly) eyes up means 'protection', and eyes down means 'good luck'.... (I think)....

but I got another one in the guest room that is a 'money' tiki,...... supposed to bring the owner untold fortunes.... :glugglug

-45 here last night, again. I dream that one day, one day off in the future......... it will be warm here again. One day.



But then,... there will be bugs.

that one in the pic should be for 'protection'.... so I have it in the entryway of the front door... :winkwink:


if anyone wants one of these tiki's, I'll get you one at my local rate, no markup..... pay for the carving and the shipping and it's yours. (I just wanna support this guy cuz he rocks and he's a good guy).... but keep in mind, they're pretty heavy.... the one in the pic is about 18 inches tall and weighes probly 20 pounds. So shipping will be kinda spendy....

Got any evil ones? I can think of a few people I could send cursed tikis to.


Ask your guy if he has any cursed ones. :D

Fuck yeah MAUI ROCKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSS I live in KIHEI right off Piilani HWY am in vegas most of the time though cause Vegas is Fukin Lap dance heaven

Go to Big beach or little beach for the sweet left breaks and pakukalu for some of the best reef breaks the last house on stilts in the third entrance is my boys house he will hook you up with good weed good drink and good pussy

LOL... I don't think so bro.... not gonna ask him that shit though either..... this guy is living in his pickup truck and sleeping on the ground.... he carves this shit by hand with a chisel and a piece of koa wood to hammer on it..... he believes in his work and I'm not gonna offend him by joking about the stuff.... :winkwink:

but he can do any size you want.... he's done some 12 footers that he was flown halfway across the globe to do....

of course we're talking $20k for something like that though, and it'll probly take a month at least....

word! When you comin' home? I'm in Wailea Kai bro....

word! When you comin' home? I'm in Wailea Kai bro....

comming in March after spring break will see you there

AMP, Maui rocks man
Only thing is, According to the Defense Department, if North Korea were to ever nuke the U.S., the only place they can hit with their current missle range is Hawaii :winkwink:

Nice speakers.

Aloha

I envy you, I was there 2 years ago, it's awesome place to unwind, don't you love the frequent mist in the air?

Amp,

sounds like some good weather man!! :)

why does he sleep on the ground ? is he homeless ?

sweet... gimme a ring when you get back.... I'm about dead center of Keawakapu Beach...... :winkwink: