gfy is good for making yourself look busy
 

I'm at this boring club. And I sure am. greatful to be looking down at my phone to make myself look busy texting and stuff to avoid Awkward moments. Thank goodness for the mobile version of this site

Words can not capsulate what a sissy you appear to be.

People who text at clubs don't look busy - they look lonely.

Get off your ass and meet a bitch!

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Fail thread - and I'm proud to be a part of it.

No. I'm here with someone

You are in a club editing your signature there guy.

This. If it's that bad and you don't want to look pathetic walk around acting like you lost someone. Introduce yourself along the way and you'll make new friends.

don't feel bad

Start pecking at the bitches instead of your phone,the other dudes will snap them up

Sorry bro but he's right!
You can add NERDY to the list...

lol very true.