paradox
 

So you think that you have problems?
Imagine this.

You are a siamese twin.
Your brother is gay but you're not.
He has a date tonight.




You only have one ass.

Well, you'd have to make the best of it and get that shit on film. Might as well exploit yourself.

Mommie make the bad man stop! :helpme

shit, I've got an idea for my next screenplay!