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B.Barnato 04-30-2012 01:01 PM

Paul spotted while out and about
 
http://i.imgur.com/G3jvp.jpg

Markul 04-30-2012 01:39 PM

Nice walkman! :thumbsup

Slappin Fish 04-30-2012 01:44 PM

He was also caught on cctv the next day...

http://i.imgur.com/RVj5D.gif

d-null 04-30-2012 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18917213)

I didn't know Paul was in the U.S.A.??

ReggieDurango 04-30-2012 02:19 PM

why does that girl on the right look like a dude from the waist down?

globofun 04-30-2012 02:37 PM

http://www.shemale-porn-galls.com/ga...able_pic/5.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 18917337)
why does that girl on the right look like a dude from the waist down?

She looks like a dude from the waist down? :1orglaugh

epitome 04-30-2012 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18917213)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 18917279)
He was also caught on cctv the next day...

http://i.imgur.com/RVj5D.gif

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup

digitaldivas 04-30-2012 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 18917279)
He was also caught on cctv the next day...

http://i.imgur.com/RVj5D.gif

omg, that is so mean :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DWB 04-30-2012 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 18917279)
He was also caught on cctv the next day...

http://i.imgur.com/RVj5D.gif

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh That poor dude. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 04-30-2012 03:56 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jman 04-30-2012 03:58 PM

Thanks for the laugh guys :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Freaky_Akula 04-30-2012 04:20 PM

This thread delivers :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

garce 04-30-2012 05:01 PM

Sad, sad, sad...

I might have been at the Palais that night... I might have played at The Stones Club after this show... But, hey! That's all about me... rofl...

Picking on Paul all the time is sad. Sad, sad, sad... For Toronto boys, I lived in the area of King and Triller back in those days.



Flashback! This was one of many great nights! Keef! I love you! His dad was a cool guy, too. I love you, Paul. Love you Keef. Love you Bert!

Aside: Bert used to follow Keith all over the place. Country to country, gig to gig. Even after they "reconciled", Keith didn't want his dad to actually hang around. Keith paid for the hotel rooms and travel - but, there was 20 years of crazy shit going on...

By the time the Licks tour kicked into gear, there was no more Bert. No more sociable Keef. Just SARS...

Such a great time - and Mick Taylor is a fucking sweetheart. So shy he doesn't even want to talk. Ronnie? He'll talk to anyone, and Jerry Stone has about a million dollars worth of Ron Wood original paintings. Ronnie painted them with mustard and ketchup - but, what the fuck. They're on the walls of The Stone's Club at Queen and Brock last time I was there (a decade ago...) Times change...

I don't know if the place is still open, but if it is - drop in.

Ten to twenty years ago was a brilliant time to be musician in Toronto. What was this thread about? ROFL!

garce 04-30-2012 05:02 PM

Just thought I'd add to the laughs...

AdultKing 04-30-2012 05:08 PM

http://adultking.co.uk/images/paul.jpg









(Apologies to JFK.)

Coup 04-30-2012 05:34 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

videoscribe 04-30-2012 05:44 PM

Looks like he is ordering food and listening to music.

epitome 04-30-2012 05:46 PM



Rochard 04-30-2012 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18917711)


Crap. Now I feel bad.

epitome 04-30-2012 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18917717)
Crap. Now I feel bad.

Why? He's been trolling us...

Some observations...

He seems shocked that anybody would pay him $3,000 for a scene, yet he claims that's what he always got.

In it he says he's not healthy enough to work ... but wants to ... but now he says that he's retired because the industry has changed so much.

There were others, but I can't think of them.

geedub 04-30-2012 06:02 PM

I have a few hobbies.. jigsaws, gfy, sleeping. Paul is cool fuck the haters.

AdultKing 04-30-2012 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard
Crap. Now I feel bad.

Don't. He's basically talking down the industry that provided him an income. He's shitting on everything that put food on his table.

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18917727)
Why? He's been trolling us...

Some observations...

He seems shocked that anybody would pay him $3,000 for a scene, yet he claims that's what he always got.

In it he says he's not healthy enough to work ... but wants to ... but now he says that he's retired because the industry has changed so much.

There were others, but I can't think of them.

He's right when he says in the videos he needs to find something to do and that he doesn't contribute much anymore. Smart people do things in retirement they have always wanted to do like buy a Harley, Caravan or First Class Air or Cruise ticket. Retirement should be about enjoying your last years on the planet doing things you always dreamed of.

Unfortunately for Paul, he's only ever thought about getting his end in, but now the porn gig is over, the women have stopped flowing and he has trouble getting it up. There's nothing left, his life is empty, so all he has to do is wander around his home and spend intervening time on forums talking down the industry that provided him his outlet.

He also says in the videos he's as bad a troll as the worst of them.

I really sincerely feel sorry for the guy, but not because he gets slammed on forums for his misguided views, but because he's got nothing in his life, he's an empty shell of a man with nothing left except a dog, trophy wife and offspring.

AdultKing 04-30-2012 09:51 PM

http://adultking.co.uk/images/catoldman.jpg

Jakez 04-30-2012 10:03 PM

Paul Markham enjoys blowjobs from men.

AllAboutCams 04-30-2012 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18917711)


2 good videos

babymaker 04-30-2012 10:25 PM

Nice videos :) Seems like a nice guy. Where's the video he shot?

B.Barnato 04-30-2012 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxupdate (Post 18918039)
2 good videos

They are indeed.

Paul seems like a likeable character.

scarlettcontent 05-01-2012 01:45 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Paul Markham 05-01-2012 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babymaker (Post 18918049)
Nice videos :) Seems like a nice guy. Where's the video he shot?

http://xhamster.com/movies/265560/pa...threesome.html

Girls kissing each other and the guy while enjoying the sex and not screaming out "Stick it in my tight teen pussy." That will never catch on. Read all the insults from the viewers to see just how bad it is.

The video, the editor left out the parts that introduced it and finished it.

http://www.hardsextube.com/video/611503/ Rating: 4.9/5 (103 votes cast)

Again crap rating from the viewers. :1orglaugh

You just have to take into account they were shot by an old fool. :1orglaugh

Yes BB. I'm 62, have you got the day off school?

AllAboutCams 05-01-2012 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18918200)
http://xhamster.com/movies/265560/pa...threesome.html

Girls kissing each other and the guy while enjoying the sex and not screaming out "Stick it in my tight teen pussy." That will never catch on. Read all the insults from the viewers to see just how bad it is.

The video, the editor left out the parts that introduced it and finished it.

http://www.hardsextube.com/video/611503/ Rating: 4.9/5 (103 votes cast)

Again crap rating from the viewers. :1orglaugh

You just have to take into account they were shot by an old fool. :1orglaugh

Yes BB. I'm 62, have you got the day off school?

What were the costs of that scene

AdultKing 05-01-2012 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18918200)

You just have to take into account they were shot by an old fool. :1orglaugh

Sad part about this is. If you kept your mouth shut about things which you have no clue about then people would remember you for your porn.

If you keep on your current course then nobody will remember you for anything else than being that crazy old bloke on the Internet. :2 cents:

Maybe you're going for the crazy old bloke memory ? If you are please carry on.

DamianJ 05-01-2012 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18918200)
http://xhamster.com/movies/265560/pa...threesome.html

Girls kissing each other and the guy while enjoying the sex and not screaming out "Stick it in my tight teen pussy." That will never catch on. Read all the insults from the viewers to see just how bad it is.

You said Eva shot that last time.

You must remember consistency with your lies Markham.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18918200)
http://www.hardsextube.com/video/611503/ Rating: 4.9/5 (103 votes cast)

Again crap rating from the viewers.


Only 100 ratings, not a single comment. And anyone can do the rating. I imagine you sat there clicking the 5 stars yourself.

DamianJ 05-01-2012 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxupdate (Post 18918230)
What were the costs of that scene

I think he said he paid the model 500 bucks. He clearly borrowed the location, and he already said he borrowed the kit to shoot, because his is too old fashioned, or pawned.

The idea was we could all get to see what a 3k scene looks like. However, what everyone saw was what a 500 buck scene looks like.

Paul took 2,500 from fabian to produce it.

Laughable.

Paul Markham 05-01-2012 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxupdate (Post 18918230)
What were the costs of that scene

The Xhamster scene was shot on a day that we shot 2 BGG sets with videos. Models $1500 at today's conversions. 40 rolls of film = $600. Studio/overheads cost were $1,000 a day, this included the office staff, some of whom were working on other projects. Squealer never did figure out why a shooter needs 4 programmers. :1orglaugh

So $3,100

Sales of the 2 sets were $10,000 to magazines. approx without going through the accounts.

Store sales on these 2 scenes were probably $10,000 each. $20,000

We also did an exchange deals with a US then an UK, then an EU DVD distributor for 5 of their titles for 1 of ours. so just added profits. :thumbsup

Our biggest problem was getting really cute girls to do BG. could of shot the run of the mill porn girls, they never sold like the cute ones. Still should of shot a few more of them.

This is why we never went the custom route. Great thing is, we're still selling them. :thumbsup See signature.

The scene of Sandra, which was to shoot what we used to shoot for $3,000 and not as some think to prove I'm any good. Probably change out of $1,000. Over paid Sandra and if fit could of shot 2-3 similar scenes in a day. Reggie's video proves how it wrecked me and at the end of the video, I was losing it. Nearly fainted. At least while shooting the set I could rest and sit down. :1orglaugh

AdultKing 05-01-2012 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18918269)
Sales of the 2 sets were $10,000 to magazines. approx without going through the accounts.

Prove it, I think you're lying.

Quote:

Store sales on these 2 scenes were probably $10,000 each. $20,000
Prove it, I think you're lying

ottopottomouse 05-01-2012 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxupdate (Post 18918230)
What were the costs of that scene

Paul doesn't have costs. He lives in dreamland where you buy something for £50 sell it for £90 and you made £90 profit.

seeandsee 05-01-2012 03:59 AM

yeah that scene is very popular on all tubes

Paul Markham 05-01-2012 04:57 AM

If as some say we are broke, it would be easy to shoot 3 scenes, like the solo one, a day and sell them for $600 to $700 each. Or 2 BG ones a day. Unless of course no one buys good content anymore. :1orglaugh

We would need a permanent location in central Prague or Brno, could buy or rent it. No more than $1,000 a month. To be honest not positive on costs of apartments in either Brno or Prague. Need to buy better cameras. Probably a set of blonds or redheads. Everything else we have.

Shoot 1 a week $8,000 a month. Models $400 a day, we would find most direct so not a lot of agency charges. $1600 a month. some magazine sales are left if the girls are right. Can I or Eva elevate our shooting and style to the better end is obviously unknown. I would say yes. Seeing a lot of what these sites actually have.

Add the stores, paysites and it would pay far more than Eva's toilet cleaning job. Of course, she could get a job doing what she did for years for our company. That would pay better than cleaning toilets. Still scrubbing out toilets is so much more fun. :1orglaugh

Still it's much funnier to accuse me of being a crap shooter who never sold, never changed, never understood the new adaptions and other total crap. :1orglaugh

AdultKing 05-01-2012 05:00 AM

Paul, you often ask proof from others, now I'm asking you to prove what you said above.

I want you to prove your numbers, otherwise we can all assume your income for that scene is simply lies.

DamianJ 05-01-2012 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18918392)
If as some say we are broke, it would be easy to shoot 3 scenes, like the solo one, a day and sell them for $600 to $700 each. Or 2 BG ones a day. Unless of course no one buys good content anymore. :1orglaugh

We would need a permanent location in central Prague or Brno, could buy or rent it. No more than $1,000 a month. To be honest not positive on costs of apartments in either Brno or Prague. Need to buy better cameras. Probably a set of blonds or redheads. Everything else we have.

Shoot 1 a week $8,000 a month. Models $400 a day, we would find most direct so not a lot of agency charges. $1600 a month. some magazine sales are left if the girls are right. Can I or Eva elevate our shooting and style to the better end is obviously unknown. I would say yes. Seeing a lot of what these sites actually have.

Add the stores, paysites and it would pay far more than Eva's toilet cleaning job. Of course, she could get a job doing what she did for years for our company. That would pay better than cleaning toilets. Still scrubbing out toilets is so much more fun. :1orglaugh

Still it's much funnier to accuse me of being a crap shooter who never sold, never changed, never understood the new adaptions and other total crap. :1orglaugh

As you said Eva did all of the shooting anyway, why do you send her out to perform a menial job when she could be shooting porn, having fun and making even more money?

If the rents are that cheap in Brno, with your contacts and charming personality, you'd be on to a winner. You wouldn't have to come out of retirement. She could do all the work.

Gotta be better than cleaning loos, surely?

Sid70 05-01-2012 06:30 AM

http://xhamster.com/movies/265560/pa...threesome.html is good, can i join? lol

Sid70 05-01-2012 08:29 AM

http://yeeeah.com/wp-content/uploads...min-button.jpg

Paul Markham 05-01-2012 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18918411)
As you said Eva did all of the shooting anyway, why do you send her out to perform a menial job when she could be shooting porn, having fun and making even more money?

If the rents are that cheap in Brno, with your contacts and charming personality, you'd be on to a winner. You wouldn't have to come out of retirement. She could do all the work.

Gotta be better than cleaning loos, surely?

I understand you're too dumb to figure it out. So if you can and post the reason I will not reply to your stupid posts for a whole week. I know it will be tough, still I promise.

Bladewire 05-01-2012 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 18918028)
Paul Markham enjoys blowjobs from men.




Mmmmmm don't we all :love2suck time for a free refill :thumbsup


















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DamianJ 05-01-2012 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18918736)
I understand you're too dumb to figure it out. So if you can and post the reason I will not reply to your stupid posts for a whole week. I know it will be tough, still I promise.

I thought I was on ignore?

Lol.

I figured it out ages ago.

If she does a 9-5 she can be away from you for 40 hours a week. Put that with the weekends she hides from you at her Ma's place, then she hardly has to see you at all.

If she worked as a shooter, she'd have to spend at least half the week with you.

So no wonder she'd prefer to clean loos that take photos. Small price to pay.

Sid70 05-01-2012 09:07 AM

Paul and Damian are 2 British fuckers. Period. Discuss.

John-ACWM 05-01-2012 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 18917279)
He was also caught on cctv the next day...

http://i.imgur.com/RVj5D.gif

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

epitome 05-01-2012 10:54 AM

I think if Eva had a chance to earn her keep shooting more porn rather than cleaning the toilets of others, she would choose that.

I am thinking Eva isn't around anymore or they can't afford to shoot porn.

I think you are lying about things, Paul. Post links and prove you're not.

alextokyo 05-01-2012 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18918736)
If as some say

I'm going to stop you right there.

Just so you know, cancer always comes back. Always. It's like a fucking laser-guided boomerang. I'm no doctor, but I guarantee you aren't going to see 80.

Fact: you have years of pure hell to look forward to. You are going to die in pure pain and agony while your head rots away from the inside, and there's nothing that you or anyone else can do about it.

In short, you're fucked. The truth hurts like a bitch, but try to have a nice day though, eh?




P.S. Magazines! $3000!

MaDalton 05-01-2012 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18919047)
I'm going to stop you right there.

Just so you know, cancer always comes back. Always. It's like a fucking laser-guided boomerang. I'm no doctor, but I guarantee you aren't going to see 80.

Fact: you have years of pure hell to look forward to. You are going to die in pure pain and agony while your head rots away from the inside, and there's nothing that you or anyone else can do about it.

In short, you're fucked. The truth hurts like a bitch, but try to have a nice day though, eh?




P.S. Magazines! $3000!


not agreeing is one thing, but this isnt necessary. grow up.


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