New Toy Line
 

I would like to indulge this group with a question about a new toy product line. We are trying to come up with a good brand name and would like to solicit opinions. The following 7 names are the best candidates we thought of. I would appreciate anyone who would like to offer their opinion on which name, if any, sounds interesting or catchy for an adult toy line that is 60% fetish items and 40% straight adult items.

Crushed Velvet
Pan Eros
Pandora
Pulsations
Rapture
Tantra
Rhapsody

What the fuck is "Crushed Velvet"? That sounds more like clothing, and even if it were clothing, it sounds bad. Almost as bad as Moneybookers changing their name to Skrill. Rapture is too close to rupture. Not good. Tantra sounds like one of those shitty Dorling Kindersly tantric sex guides with the boring vanilla illustrations. Pan Eros sounds like fake Spanish shit, in the same way that Zombaio sounds like a fake Italian clothing brand popular with hipsters & hairdressers.

I'd say it's a toss between Pandora and Pulstations. I'd guess that most women would prefer Pulsations. Isn't Pandora a well known Internet radio thingy?

I'd think you have to re-think your business strategy, and come up with something original!

Peace :)

~ Renaldo,