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brassmonkey 05-09-2012 07:24 AM

Happy Birthday!
 
Parents hire evil clown to stalk, scare kids as birthday treat :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Evil Clown Dominic Deville hired for stalking, threats and a pie in the face

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04...79_636x829.jpg

Dominic Deville stalks young victims for a week, sending chilling texts, making prank phone calls and setting traps in letterboxes.

He posts notes warning children they are being watched, telling them they will be attacked.

But Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster.

He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ?attack? involves being splatted in the face with a cake.

?The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,? said Deville. ?The clown?s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.?

If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ?hit?, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that?s alright then.

The frightening fun can be stopped at any time, which is handy for parents who have second thoughts and don?t fancy the cost of child therapy.

Deville said: ?The clown will never break into a residence or show up at work. ?It?s all in fun and if, at any point, the kids get scared or their parents are concerned, we stop right there.

?But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless.?

Deville set up his Evil Clown service in Lucerne, Switzerland, after being inspired by some of his favourite horror films ? possibly including Stephen King?s It and Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

The idea is unlikely to be popular with sufferers of coulrophobia ? the irrational (irrational?) fear of clowns.

But Stephen Vaughan, aka Zippo, of Clowns International, said scary clowns could be as funny as their red- nosed counterparts. ?I think what Dominic is doing is a great idea,? he added.

?Bringing a little bit of life and laughter into kids? lives is what we are all about.'

mavruda 05-09-2012 07:29 AM

Sometimes it's hard to be parent....

PR_Glen 05-09-2012 08:07 AM

does he wear a bullet proof vest? he should..

stalking kids?? right..

DudeRick 05-09-2012 08:17 AM

Why does the evil clown look like Michael Jackson?

brassmonkey 05-09-2012 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 18937756)
does he wear a bullet proof vest? he should..

:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 05-10-2012 06:29 AM

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/20...al-d31q23p.jpg

u-Bob 05-10-2012 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 18937756)
does he wear a bullet proof vest? he should..

good point :)

DamianJ 05-10-2012 06:37 AM

I did wonder where DVTimes has been of late. Clearly got a new job.

SMCMarit 05-10-2012 07:44 AM

brrrr reminds me of It!!

(grrr can't post a url yet :S)

DamianJ 05-10-2012 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SMCMarit (Post 18939778)
brrrr reminds me of It!!

(grrr can't post a url yet :S)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OfOrI9LzPX...llpaper001.jpg

Tom_PM 05-10-2012 07:45 AM

‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.

lmao@"it"

Lykos 05-10-2012 08:23 AM

I was always scare from those clowns :helpme


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