My Personal Boner Problem
 

Okay, check this out. It's the same one Tony Soprano had if you watched the series.

When I go to sleep at night I wake up with a hard on that would make Madonna's stretch out pussy fall in love with me. But during the day or even if I go to a strip club or even if I fucking jerk off I can't get a hard on.

Seriously.

I want to blame porn (burning out my social psych), but is there a deeper psycho problem?

They say if you can get an erection in your sleep there is nothing physically wrong. So, although this is no real help, the issue is in your head.

That's almost worse though. I know I'm a sick fuck, but I guess this is God's vengence or something. You think there is really a God? Too much Porn? All Chicks suck? I could come up with more stuff, but I'm kind of lost now.

Also, not to gross you out but I can jack off and come without an actual hard on.

It's got to be too much porn, right? :1orglaugh I shouldn't be laughing

Are you kidding? This makes you one of the luckiest men alive. You no longer need to chase women, so your life just got 100000 times simpler. I pray for the day I become impotent/lose my sex drive. God, it will be the best day of my life.

None of what you just said is the result of not getting a hard on when you need one. This isn't a viagra commercial. It's about me and Tony Soprano and he's on his way to your house right now LOL :1orglaugh

U need a young hot slut, 21 y.o. max to make you feel real hard, to realize you are an old fuck and to make you happy fucking a young body.

Your testosterone levels peak at that time and first thing in the morning. And also looking at porn all day will do that to you.

that absolutely won't work. You just think you are old. Not today. Just tomorrow for sure. You can depend on it. :thumbsup

maybe you dream about men when you sleep, so when you go to a female strip club you don't get aroused. Try a male strip club and see what happens

Time for a prostate exam.

I imagined you holding an index finger up as you typed that.

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I see what you guys did here. You guys want me to do this...

I imagine you enjoyed that mental picture.

My post was serious.

Really, no boner. Now this would have been great in high school, but not so great when i'm picking up nasty old whores these days

WTF?!?!..... :Oh crap

http://ohellnawlblog.com/newohnblog/...state_exam.jpg

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Get the prostate exam - maybe you'll learn things about yourself...

ADG

Really? Then why don't you just cut your dick off.
That way you don't have to wait to get impotent! :pimp

Amputation is the only answer

you could always try some horny goat weed or something?

bingo :2 cents:

LOL, I'm serious. I wake up praising Jesus with my boner high to the sky, but when it matters, it doesn't even want to talk LOL.

I wouldn't even talk about this if Tony Soprano didn't have the same problem and he was hitting anything that squirmed

How old are you? Did this occur recently? Probably best to see a doctor regardless and get a blood test.

You do know I checked this out already. Nothing is more embarrassing than some little clueless whore getting a complex from you.

line up a little hottie to spend the night and hit it first thing in the morning :thumbsup

It's definitely psychological, but I'm not paying for a shrink unless she's going to fuck me to guarantee her work.

Or two on half of age each...
And I mean 44 years old Milf - or two younger women each one at age of 22....

Nothing personal but your avatar has the ugliest cat I have ever seen in my life, and I like cats. Now I have even worse boner problems.

You need to tell your woman to spread her peaches and slide herself down on that thing, right before you wake up in the morning.

try fingering your arse at the breakfast table

how many times have you bent your dick just a little too far when taking a piss in the morning?