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DamianJ 05-18-2012 02:59 AM

How fast do you read?
 
I got 532 words per minute.

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seeandsee 05-18-2012 03:49 AM

You read 223 words per minute.
That makes you 11% slower than the national average.

- English is my 2nd language so i am satisfied for now, i am under 8 grade reader :D ...

WTF --> WORLD READING CHAMPION 4700 WORDS PER MINUTE???

ottopottomouse 05-18-2012 04:01 AM

You read 426 words per minute.
That makes you 70% faster than the national average

rogueteens 05-18-2012 04:27 AM

i could read War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy in 24 hours and 32 minutes! :D

PiracyPitbull 05-18-2012 04:48 AM

528 per min

VenusBlogger 05-18-2012 05:02 AM

There is no point in reading fast, seriously.

It's better to read very very slow, and understand 100% of what you are reading. And have data retention of every piece of word you read.

Saying "I read 520 words per minute" is pretty useless and probably for ignorant idiots to be honest.

PERIOD.

Mutt 05-18-2012 05:05 AM

You read 537 words per minute.
That makes you 115% faster than the national average.

topsiteking 05-18-2012 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VenusBlogger (Post 18952814)
There is no point in reading fast, seriously.

It's better to read very very slow, and understand 100% of what you are reading. And have data retention of every piece of word you read.

Saying "I read 520 words per minute" is pretty useless and probably for ignorant idiots to be honest.

PERIOD.

Agree.
That being said:
"Nice work! You read 185 words in 25 seconds."
:1orglaugh

slapass 05-18-2012 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VenusBlogger (Post 18952814)
There is no point in reading fast, seriously.

It's better to read very very slow, and understand 100% of what you are reading. And have data retention of every piece of word you read.

Saying "I read 520 words per minute" is pretty useless and probably for ignorant idiots to be honest.

PERIOD.

Totally untrue. Most of us only keep a small percent of what we read anyways.

PR_Glen 05-18-2012 06:12 AM

kind of depends what your reading too.. i can scan a page retain the message and the numbers in a second on a news page, but if it's something i'm not familiar with there's no way i could do that and I'd slow down to a crawl to assure retention.

it's not how fast you read, it's what you are reading and what you retain from it.

DamianJ 05-18-2012 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VenusBlogger (Post 18952814)
There is no point in reading fast, seriously.

It's better to read very very slow, and understand 100% of what you are reading. And have data retention of every piece of word you read.

Saying "I read 520 words per minute" is pretty useless and probably for ignorant idiots to be honest.

PERIOD.

Did you do really badly on the test or have you just got sand in your vagina?

People can read fast and retain the information that is necessary. It is pointless to retain every word you read.

L-Pink 05-18-2012 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18952922)

People can read fast and retain the information that is necessary. It is pointless to retain every word you read.

:2 cents:, or read every word.

.

Choopa Phil 05-18-2012 06:28 AM

Cool test i got 422 WPM

CaptainHowdy 05-18-2012 06:48 AM

I'm a reader, not a parasite ...

adultforum 05-18-2012 06:59 AM

You read 409 words per minute.
That makes you 64% faster than the national average.
And English is not my native language :))

raymor 05-18-2012 07:19 AM

I should have taken the test on a computer, noted a three.inch phone.

Is it bettet to read fast or slow? I'd say math books, read very slow to fully understand. Biographies I read very fast - a couple of sessions in the bathroom. I'd rather read four books with 85% recall than one book with 95% recall. Especially if it's a story of some sort, history, biography, etc. I could completely skip 10% of the words and still know what they must have said for the story to make sense. Also self help type books trends to be repetitive. "The Secret" is one sentence repeated three hundred times, so you can skim it and you're not missing anything.

Sid70 05-18-2012 07:22 AM

I read slow, masturbate a bit and read again enjoying every word.

Sid70 05-18-2012 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultforum (Post 18953003)
You read 409 words per minute.
That makes you 64% faster than the national average.
And English is not my native language :))

Fast capturing the words doesn't mean you have a clue of what you just read lol

Sid70 05-18-2012 07:26 AM

You read 172 words per minute.
That makes you 31% slower than the national average.

VenusBlogger 05-18-2012 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 18952904)
Totally untrue. Most of us only keep a small percent of what we read anyways.

That's your opinion.

Not the truth.

And no, don't put a link to some shitty study saying that BLA BLA BLA...

Period.

georgeyw 05-18-2012 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VenusBlogger (Post 18952814)
There is no point in reading fast, seriously.

It's better to read very very slow, and understand 100% of what you are reading. And have data retention of every piece of word yo
Saying "I read 520 words per minute" is pretty useless and probably for ignorant idiots to be honest.

PERIOD.

Wtf is wrong with you? You piss and moan in every post you make.

fris 05-18-2012 08:00 AM

2247 words per minute.

i dont read often, but i learnt how to speed read young, i can usally finish a book in a day

PR_Glen 05-18-2012 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 18953051)
1,126 words per minute

That makes you 390% faster than the national average

reading retention 0%

You are dumber than 390% of the population of donkeys.

Choopa_Pardo 05-18-2012 08:12 AM

You read 651 words per minute.
That makes you 160% faster than the national average.

slapass 05-18-2012 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VenusBlogger (Post 18953059)
That's your opinion.

Not the truth.

And no, don't put a link to some shitty study saying that BLA BLA BLA...

Period.

Most successful people read quickly. Not making this up. It makes sense if two people are doing the same thing and one person can do it in quicker time, that this is more successful or preferred.

Sophie Delancey 05-18-2012 08:17 AM

You read 721 words per minute.
That makes you 188% faster than the national average.

ottopottomouse 05-18-2012 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 18953135)
reading retention 0%

You are dumber than 390% of the population of donkeys.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

magicmike 05-18-2012 08:25 AM

You read 516 words per minute.
That makes you 106% faster than the national average.

And I had to re-read a couple parts cause i'm a bit tired right now. But common, that was a very short test.

I tried again... You read 602 words per minute.
That makes you 141% faster than the national average.

Different sample that time and it was a bit longer too.

DamianJ 05-18-2012 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 18953093)
Wtf is wrong with you? You piss and moan in every post you make.

He keeps saying PERIOD. Maybe he has his period?

Vendzilla 05-18-2012 08:57 AM

532 words, but I got all 3 questions right

Cherry7 05-18-2012 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18952922)
It is pointless to retain every word you read.



Do cut the red wire

Do not cut the red wire.

journalism 05-18-2012 10:16 AM

You read 654 words per minute.
That makes you 162% faster than the national average.

adultforum 05-18-2012 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 18953050)
Fast capturing the words doesn't mean you have a clue of what you just read lol

Most of the time, if im focused and if i read something, i do understand it.:thumbsup

CYF 05-18-2012 04:52 PM

You read 509 words per minute.
That makes you 104% faster than the national average.

You answered all three questions correctly.

mavruda 05-19-2012 02:48 AM

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John-ACWM 05-19-2012 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VenusBlogger (Post 18952814)
There is no point in reading fast, seriously.

It's better to read very very slow, and understand 100% of what you are reading. And have data retention of every piece of word you read.

Saying "I read 520 words per minute" is pretty useless and probably for ignorant idiots to be honest.

PERIOD.

Yup. I am a slow literature reader because my mind likes to create elaborate scenarios :)

sandman! 05-19-2012 11:04 AM

You read 613 words per minute.
That makes you 145% faster than the national average.

moeloubani 05-19-2012 11:07 AM

You read 1,114 words per minute.
That makes you 346% faster than the national average.

The Ghost 05-20-2012 02:13 AM

371 words per minute. That passage was a horrible read.

freecartoonporn 05-20-2012 05:41 AM

Nice work! You read 185 words in 0 seconds.

candyflip 05-20-2012 06:13 AM

I like that they make you show that you actually comprehended what you read. Do you get a pass for 2 out of 3?

You read 469 words per minute.
That makes you 88% faster than the national average.

garce 05-20-2012 09:35 PM

811 words per minute - and I am shit-faced drunk.

Thank GOD! for internet tests!

garce 05-20-2012 09:38 PM

I just tried again: You read 1,121 words per minute.
That makes you 348% faster than the national average.

Ok. How do you get a score of 4,800? That's fucking nuts.

OverdueNudes 05-20-2012 10:31 PM

You are all chumps.

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calvinawe 05-21-2012 02:43 AM

499.
100% faster than the average.

ToBad 05-21-2012 03:42 AM

You read 320 words per minute.

pornmasta 05-21-2012 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OverdueNudes (Post 18956882)

om you are even faster :/

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