Jesus had two dad's...
 

I wonder if Mary was just a surrogate?

So many unanswered questions.

I really am trying to wrap my mind around this religious thing. I am trying to make sense of it and figure out how I'm going to hell but I keep hitting dead ends everywhere I look.

I don't. Does that mean I will be saved? In fact, I am extremely uncomfortable when in close proximity to a female. I don't do that cuddling thing at all. Pillow walls FTW!

Some God fearing mortals may say that my understanding is wrong, but there are at least 14 different accepted definitions!

http://www.religioustolerance.org/hom_bibh3.htm

How do we know any of them are right?

Verse 19 of Leviticus 18:22 forbids sexual activity with a menstruating woman as it is a sin. I've never done that.

So I'm good to go, right? I'm not worried about the rest of the Bible as I still have both of my eyes and all of my teeth, don't covet my neighbor's wife or do much of anything except sit in front of my computer.

Can somebody please show me the light?

A lot of the ordinances were wiped out by the New Testament gospel. So lots of theocratic laws are gone.

How does something change if it is God's word? Did he sign new bills with a signing statement like the President does?

You are guilty of one of the seven deadly sins...Sloth.

Also Lust, because you promote porn and thus fornication.

At least we know Paul Markham doesnt have to worry about that... I mean for realz, who could even get hard looking at the stuff he's produced over the years?

Wait til you get a load of the Quran :1orglaugh

Fuuuuuuuck. :1orglaugh

I'm heading out to sin more now.

Fuck this shit.

Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Anger, Greed, Sloth.

Those are the keys to making money in this world. Use them wisely.

Thank me later.

Trust me, I know. I often comment to friends that I wish I didn't have ethics and other traits that hold me back.

if the guy existed at all, he was worlds first snake oil salesman. Think of how primitive the people were in the year 0, they'd believe anything.
1500 years later people still believed in witches and burned them. So why would you believe in a guy walking on water? Because the primitive people in the year 0 wrote it up?

I find it amazing that they found pictures of Jesus to make all of those statues. I once read the first poloroid ever taken was of Jesus.

God made marijuana as a medicine. Why do religious people hate it? They reject gods but have no problem loading up on Prozac.

I am awaiting Donny Pauling's wisdom. He found God like five years ago and now has a 20k volume library on religion. That means he's bought an average of 11 or 12 books a day on the subject. He mentions on his blog that his income is way down and it's a struggle but he can spend $100/day on books so things can't be that bad. He certainly wouldn't lie about his library because good Christians do no such thing.

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2...8b6d1d2b24.jpg



Asian Diva style....

Lots of conspiracies in the Bible :)

Why are you even worry about that man..just live your life, and have fun..

Neither Jesus nor Maria ever existed. It's just a kid's story like Santa Claus.

I don't believe in religion. I don't believe in Jesus.

Actually, the laws God made are different from the laws man (moses and others) made. The rough categorization for this is the moral law versus the ceremonial laws/ordinances. Most, if not all, of the Internet posted stuff like stoning a menstruating woman and other types are of the latter kind. Of course, there are also pre-Noah laws like the Sabbath and dietary laws.