Don't Taste Me, Bro!
 

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wut?....

Hahahaha... He's gonna eat me!

so what he tasted a damn dog.

Inspired by the University of Florida "taser incident" (Read about it here - the "don't tase me, bro!" saying became famous for a bit), along with the Barack Obama dog eating incident.

If you're trying to goad me you fail, as I'm not Catholic.

:1orglaugh all those cults are the same, you kook :1orglaugh

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Good Christian attitude (because everyone knows Protestants are not evil child molesters, like those dirty non-Christian Catholics who worship a different god). :winkwink:

Quite a god you Christians have created for yourself. :disgust

ADG

ADG, the poor actions of those who believe in God do not reflect on God, but rather the person committing them.

Haha good one :)

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God judges those who follow a false prophet. The clergy are false prophets. Enjoy your time in hell. God and I are going to knock back some beer and watch porn together. He's a chill dude. Loves his weed.

Before you tell me that the church is not fake, they collect money for God. Please show me one check they wrote to God that he endorsed and cashed. There are none. You are helping people embezzle money from God. You don't think he is going to hold that against you? Go start your own ponzi scheme and see what happens.

Sinner.

Does Barack Obama cash the checks written to help his campaign? Same concept.

Churches and religious groups still have bills to pay. Rent, electricity, printing costs, etc etc are not free just because a group is religious. Are there religious leaders who manipulate people and become rich? Of course. But most clergy members are quite poor.

wtf is going on in here? :Oh crap :helpme from obama having a hotdog to priest and little boys :1orglaugh

I know personally know two members of the clergy. One is Catholic and the other is I don't know, a Christian or some spinoff. Neither are hurting. The Catholic priest lives in a nice house on church grounds and drives a new Cadillac. The other one lives off church grounds but he's paying cash for his son to go to a decent university and his son always had new clothes from Hollister (son is gay, oh the irony), iPhone, iPad and every other photo on Facebook is him eating out. He does not work as that would interfere with his studies.

If that is poor sign me up!

Catholic Priests live in housing provided for them by the church. They are paid very little. Everything they have is provided by the church, as they are lifetime, lifelong servants. They don't actually own much. Sometimes they own their cars, however.

And what is the level of education for this other man you mention? I know that my Pastor has a doctorate level degree. His wife has a law degree. Both of them also teach part time at the local university. My pastor is not rich, but he is not poor, and our church tries to pay full time staff members approximately 80% of the amount they would make in the general employment arena based on their level of education. But our church has 2300 members.

My father pastored a church of about 100. He made very, very little.

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I am sure there are poor ones. It's like life, some do well, some not so well. I wouldn't classify having all of your needs met by the church as poor though.

I know the pastor of a storefront church in a poor neighborhood isn't going to be living that well.

With the molestation going on at seemingly every other church, it wouldn't be too far fetched to think there are not more abuses going on.

Have you read up on all of the embezzlement and reckless spending in the Miami diocese? It's insane.

Isn't the Catholic Church the largest private landowner in the US or world or something? Recall reading something like that once.

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And who is the Catholic Church? That's not a face. It's not a person who owns a bunch of stuff. The Catholic Church is made up of 1.1 billion... Catholics, also known as people. Combined, they are rich. As individuals, they are people.

"look at me, i'm a born again christian and i'm acting like i'm open minded by posting funny stuff and pretentious dribble on a porn forum to hide the fact i'm a close minded brainwashed kook"

What he said^^


This went from a funny little "don't taze me bro" spinoff to a religious debate...
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I obviously have a LOT of power over YOUR life, however. You troll me everywhere I post. Learn a lesson from ADG. He did the same thing for quite some time until people finally got through to him that he was being manipulated. I'm telling you this because you'll ignore it and I'll go on smirking each time you troll me, knowing I move you emotionally enough to do so. :)