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False.

My average daily penis touching rate is much much higher.

I'm going to puke.. The pubic hair fact did it.

Now I will start living alone and never go out of the house. Fuck this noise

Totally surprised that more women masturbate and don't wash then men.

interesting... ;)

The swimming pool one is probably correct... :Oh crap :Oh crap

that cant be right
but if it is the is horrible

If masturbating and then not washing hands before gleefully greeting strangers, I mean, absolutely everyone, with a hearty handshake is a crime, then let me be guilty!

Same goes for farting in people's faces, dropping pubes in Big Macs, and pissing in pools.

Comic sans usage = automatic fail

Only 11 women annually? Booooo....