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Sly 06-20-2012 05:48 PM

Smoothies
 
I just bought a blender. Planning on making smoothies for breakfast. Primary goal: more vegetables and fiber.

Recommendations?

ajrocks 06-20-2012 05:51 PM

This is going to sound strange but I make a lot of smoothies and for protein I add a lot of avocado and greek yogart as the base. You can add pretty much anything to that.

Mr Pheer 06-20-2012 05:58 PM

I made a smoothie in my pants.

DeanCapture 06-20-2012 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 19016009)
I just bought a blender. Planning on making smoothies for breakfast. Primary goal: more vegetables and fiber.

Recommendations?

I love smoothies. First thing I throw in is Kale. 2 or 3 leaves (without the stems). Then a couple of bananas. A handful of blueberries. A little frozen pineapple & strawberry. A scoop of ground flaxseed, a few squirts of honey and a 16oz. bottled water (cold). That shit is the BOMB!!!

bns666 06-20-2012 06:12 PM

add gin or vodka :thumbsup

hony 06-20-2012 06:16 PM

Never been able to drink one after watching the asssmoothie videos...

J. Falcon 06-20-2012 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hony (Post 19016038)
Never been able to drink one after watching the asssmoothie videos...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

hony 06-20-2012 06:22 PM

Ha! Laugh you should not. Think of the impact on my health from psychologically cutting me off from a source of vital nutrients. I'll probably sue them.

LiveDose 06-20-2012 07:00 PM

Just finished one for dinner 5 minutes ago:

coconut water @ 11oz.
cup and a half of frozen berries
1 banana
handful of spinach
1 teaspoon spirulina
1 tablespoon ground chia seeds
pinch of stevia
scoop of vegan protein powder.

It was yummy. That's my dinner tonight.

candyflip 06-20-2012 07:14 PM

Check this one out if you want to be a little daring.

http://realsustenance.com/how-to-ove...e-green-juice/

spunky99 06-20-2012 07:14 PM

every morning i have this

1 cup oats
1 scoop protein powder (iso-100 currently)
1 small banana
1 tablespoon ground flaxseed
1 tablespoon almond butter (i make my own)
ice cubes and water
and some starbucks sugar free syrup for flavor

its thick but it keeps me full until lunch

pornmasta 06-20-2012 07:19 PM

Add some weed to your blender.
Mix it and smoke it.

blonda80 06-21-2012 01:27 AM

I just drink a smoothie mix from peaches and apricots with a little spoon of honey and ice.
Simple and delicious

DWB 06-21-2012 01:51 AM

Green Smoothies
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DeanCapture (Post 19016029)
I love smoothies. First thing I throw in is Kale. 2 or 3 leaves (without the stems). Then a couple of bananas. A handful of blueberries. A little frozen pineapple & strawberry. A scoop of ground flaxseed, a few squirts of honey and a 16oz. bottled water (cold). That shit is the BOMB!!!

:2 cents:

I rotate between kale and spinach. Put in about two handfuls of whichever I am using that time.

Then I add two bananas. 1/2 a large mango. 1 dragon fruit. 1/2 a red apple. And a cup of water.

Sometimes I'll toss in a few blue berries, a peach, pineapple, strawberries, or some watermelon.

I pre-cut my fruits and keep them in the freezer and use cold water. Drink it with a straw and it's a smoothie, but green.

Google "Green Smoothies" and you will find all sorts of recipes. I've lost almost 10lbs by doing nothing to my diet except drinking 1 - 2 of these a day and I have tons of energy and am sleeping better.

webgurl 06-21-2012 02:36 AM

I like fruit smoothies. Good recipe = Blueberries,strawberries, one cup of soy milk, 2 spoons of vanilla yogourt ice cream. Voila!

Relentless 06-21-2012 04:55 AM

http://www.asssmoothie.com/2/?nats=MjM6NTo2,0,0,0,0

John-ACWM 06-21-2012 07:41 AM

:1orglaugh some funny replies!

Choopa Phil 06-21-2012 08:02 AM

12 oz Chocolate egg whites
1 Cup ground oats
1 Banana
1 handful of blueberries
2tbs natty pb
2tbs almond butter
6oz greek yogurt

Tijuana_Tom 06-21-2012 08:11 AM

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